This Kid’s GoFundMe For Speeding Ticket Is The Greatest GoFundMe That Has Ever Been Created
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So many people have sent us this viral GoFundMe from a kid in Ohio who doesn’t wanna pay for his own speeding ticket:
Plot twist – I fucking LOVE it!! Ya know why this kid deserves the money? Because he entertained me. He provided a valuable service, and when you do that in America you get paid. I’m not giving him shit either because I’m a freeloader. I’m the guy who DVRs everything because I don’t wanna watch commercials because TV is free for me. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed the 60 seconds of entertainment this kid provided, but I can get that for free so why should I pay? I’ll let other people do that, and they have as he’s raised over $2,000. Good for him. Murica.
Anyone who read this and doesn’t get this kid’s schtick is the real moron. Hey people – it’s a friggin joke. Obviously he doesn’t expect you to sympathize with him because he got a ticket. That’s why he was so over the top about what an entitled millenial dooshnozzle he was. Notice he’s not whining about his situation like 99% of the people who abuse GFM do. That’s why he used satire and hilariously mentioned that he puts bald eagle piss and freedom into his gas tank. Get it? Because he didn’t REALLY do that.
Nevertheless, so many people are not understanding this:
Oh for fuck’s sake. The lack of common sense or basic awareness in some people never ceases to amaze me. At least Grandma gets it:
Hey geniuses, he’s not talking about how he REALLY needs money to cover the rent this month. He’s not feeding us some bullshit sob story about losing his job and the kids needing diapers. If anything he’s raising awareness about what a joke GoFundMe has become. Notice he also mentions in the first sentence that he was on his way to work. Unfortunately he had to explain that to the legion of nudniks in his update:
Boom – suck on that. Support the troops!!
Anyway, Turtleboy is generally anti-GFM, but if we’re gonna sue Facebook it’s gonna cost a shitload of money. Which begs the question, should we start a GoFundMe to sue Facebook?
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