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Three Hours After We Identified The Yarmouth Upskirter He Was Arrested

Three Hours After We Identified The Yarmouth Upskirter He Was Arrested

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A couple hours ago we publicly revealed the name of the guy the Yarmouth Police were looking for, who had gone around upskirting women and a nine year old girl:

We made Turtleboy Jr. some mac and cheese, took a huge smash, gave him a tubby, and next thing you know this happens:

WCVB: Police have arrested and charged a man they said used a cellphone to take upskirt photos or videos of unsuspecting women and one child. Yarmouth police said the owner of the local business reported the incident occurred around 2 p.m. on Sunday, July 15. Investigating officers said they found evidence of the crime on the business’ surveillance system.

David A. Wong, 49, of New Bedford, was charged with three counts of secret video recording/electronic surveillance of sexual intimate parts, with one of the counts involving a victim under 18-years-old. One of the victims was a 9-year-old girl, police said. “Surveillance video clearly shows the suspect who was videotaping unsuspecting females with his cellphone, under their skirts throughout the store,” police said.

Turns out his real name is David Wong. So it looks like he was using the Wong name on Facebook.

And did he really shave his pubestache just for us? Because that looks freshly shaven. Almost as if he got the message we sent him on Facebook and tried to mask himself from the cops. If he did that for us we are truly honored.

Here’s my question – when is the mainstream media gonna stop pretending we don’t exist? How many bad guys to we have to be responsible for getting arrested before they understand that we run the media now? Everything goes through us. This isn’t us being full of ourselves. It’s a documented fact. We got this guy because a turtle rider sent us his name. That’s how we get 99% of our stories – turtle riders send us shit. They don’t want to have their names out there so they do it through us. Because we are ALL Turtleboy. Turtleboy is not just a blog. It’s an anonymous voice for the community. And it does great things every single day. This is why the butthurts hate us – because they want to protect guys who upskirt 9 year olds.

Anyway, you gotta be a pretty big perv to do something like this. Who goes home and beats off to 9 year old barbie underpants? Not sure what the appropriate punishment here is, but the lesson remains – if you don’t do bad things, you won’t end up on Turtleboy.


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9 Comment(s)
  • Bertha Von Nation
    August 4, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I knew that a turtle rider would find this POS! Great job turtle boy! We are all Turtleboy!

  • Sonny's Mom
    August 4, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    Gotta ask the Biq Question: legal or illegal?

    • Confused and Baffled
      August 4, 2017 at 5:14 pm

      legal. Anthony has cleaned my house in Wareham for 5 years. I was shocked to hear about this incident. I keep hoping there is some type of misunderstanding. He’s never been anything but professional to myself and my husband in all the time he has done work for us. If on the other hand, he’s found guilty, I hope he rots in hell.

  • Cooper
    August 4, 2017 at 10:53 am

    I hope he never crosses my path for his sake… Thank you Turtleboy

  • Transplant
    August 4, 2017 at 12:13 am

    Great news!
    I hope he enjoys his spot on the sex offender list.
    After he gets his ass beat in jail, of course.

    • Mia
      August 4, 2017 at 3:55 pm

      He might already be on the list. A little over 10 years ago he was arrested for endangerment of a child. He was selling weed in the men’s restroom with his 5 yrs old daughter present and stashing the weed in her backpack.

  • gqqser2
    August 3, 2017 at 11:56 pm

    God. Damn It. This is why God created the Turtle. Well done!

  • Maggie the Cat
    August 3, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    Well done, Turtleboy! The MSM may refuse to acknowledge your ability and successes, but the police must be quite pleased with your crime-fighting talent.

  • Mr Butthurt
    August 3, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    When found guilty by the court walked out back and shot in the head.

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