Tittoo-clad Connecticunt Raising $5K For Lawyer So She Can Stay In Shitbag Apartment, Even Though She’s A Backpage Hooker Who’s Been Arrested A Billion Times

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This is Killingly’s Bridgette Tregaskis:

She’s recently started a boo-hoo GoFundMe to pay for a lawyer so she can stay in this shitbag apartment in Dayville:

Although she’s previously from West Warwick, which actually explains a lot.

These are the GoFundMe’s that piss me off the most. The ones where they blame the landlord with a one-sided story that you just KNOW isn’t true. This chick is trying to say that the landlord took her to court for eviction, even though she’s paid all of her rent on time. Naturally a judge sided with the landlord, because the whole world is against poor Bridgette. Sure thing hun.

Oh, and she’s also got a service dog. What her disability is was not explained. But I’m sure it’s absolutely necessary. Because lots of disabled tenants who always pay their rent on time get evicted unjustly, and then have a judge rule that this eviction was valid.

Even if it was true, why would anyone be willing to pay $5,000 for the right to stay in this shitbag apartment? You live in Killingly. That entire town looks like Ware on steroids.

No, this is not Dresden 1945. It’s Connecticut 2017. I’m sure there’s plenty of other shitbag apartments for rent in the Killingly area. Unless of course the $5K she’s trying to raise isn’t gonna be used for a lawyer, but to pay all the back rent she owes. Nah, that can’t be it.

Here’s an idea Bridgette – instead of begging for money on the Internet, use some of the cash you make as a backpage hooker to pay for the imaginary lawyer:

With “curves in all the right places” like that, you should easily be able to come up with that kind of cash.

Even though what she’s doing is illegal, it’s really no big deal. After all, Bridgette has been a criminal most of her adult life:

Like that time she was the getaway driver in a bootleg robbery, and ended up throwing the cash register out of the window before making it home. That led to this epic mugshot:

“Hard to live, Easy to die.” Although living is actually a lot easier when you have a job, pay your rent, and don’t do heroin. Just sayin.

Then there was the time she was arrested for breaking into a plethora of other people’s vehicles.

Just business as usual for Bridgette!

Judicial records show Tregaskis has been arrested several times before beginning in 2009. Prior charges include criminal mischief, criminal trespassing, disorderly conduct, larceny and breach of peace. She was convicted of all these offenses.

The fact that she gets arrested all the time probably explains her disdain for law enforcement in general:

Believe it or not this is not Bridgette’s first appearance on Turtleboy Sports. Remember in March when SSTG blogged about the State Police having some junkbox broad’s number on speed dial, so they called her up to meet at McDonald’s to turn herself in on warrants? But then she forgot to take the heroin out of her purse before she showed up. Yea, Bridgette had that chick’s back, and infamously didn’t know the difference between “ditto” and “dido”:

Reoccurring Turtleboy ratchets are the best ratchets.

Bridgette might be a backpage lady of the night who has been a drug addict most of her adult life, but at least she keeps her teeth clean:

Because obviously she’s in a good position to judge others.

She’s a big fan of vaguebooking, railing against men who are allegedly cheap and greedy. Although one woman on this post apparently accused her of having carnal relations with her baby daddy in their bed:

Don’t worry Bridgette, this guy still wants to stick his yogurt slinger in your meat wallet:

Bridgette actually has more ties to Turtleboy. She was one of the many people that CT State Police asked to stop interfering with the search for TJ Allen back in December:

And she even shared SSTG’s change.org petition to cut off the free healthcare for Fall River’s infamous 700 pound king cheesehog:

Because as you can see, she doesn’t like it when people expect something for nothing.

Once again, I don’t think this is the last time we’ll be hearing from Bridgette Tregaskis.

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