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Tokey The Bear Crashes Car Into Tree While Hitting The Pipe, Idiot Drunk Driver With Another Car’s Bumper Lodged In His Jeep Shows Up To Police Scene By Accident

Tokey The Bear Crashes Car Into Tree While Hitting The Pipe, Idiot Drunk Driver With Another Car’s Bumper Lodged In His Jeep Shows Up To Police Scene By Accident

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SourceCops in Cohasset, Massachusetts were treated to a twofer when one drunk driver pulled up to the scene of another drunk drivers’ field sobriety test with another cars bumper hanging from the front of his vehicle.

As police were accessing just how ‘faded’ Erin K Feeney, 28, was, authorities say Nicholas Boyle, 21, casually pulled up to the scene in his 2015 Jeep Grand Cherokee with the rear bumper of a red Nissan sedan lodged in front.

The best part was Boyle’s reply when cops asked him if he had been in a car crash.

“I don’t think so,” Boyle said according to Cohasset Police Chief William Quigley.

You don’t think so? Hmm, not that the red bumper dangling from the front of your Jeep isn’t a dead giveaway or anything. And as if Nicky’s night wasn’t bad enough, cops say they received a call while administering field sobriety tests on him regarding a hit-and-run crash on Bates Lane, which was only a mile from where this drunk dunce stopped in front of police.

Unbeknownst to him, the license plate of the car he hit-and-ran from was still attached to the bumper dangling from his Jeep. To the surprise of absolutely no one, Boyle failed his sobriety tests and was booked for DWI.

Yikes. Who would have thought that seven years later, he’s still not the designated driver and he STILL doesn’t give a F***!

That’s gonna be a resounding no for us here at TurtleBoy, Nick. But thanks for the offer!

Back to nudnik number two. Police say she hit a tree in her 2008 Toyota Rav4 while stoned out of her mind after finding weed as well as a freshly lit pipe in her vehicle while responding to the crash.

She was booked for drugged driving, driving to endanger and a marked lanes violation, while he was charged with drunken driving, driving to endanger, leaving the scene of a crash involving property damage, as well as a marked lanes violation.

According to police, the two were coming from different parties and neither crash was related.

So let’s get this straight; Tokey the Bear is hitting the pipe hard while crashing her Rav4 into a tree. As police investigate the crash and the driver’s sobriety, another turd unwittingly pulls up to the scene after a few road sodas with another car’s bumper lodged in the front of his Jeep. And he “doesn’t think he was in a car accident”. Good one. I’m surprised cops didn’t just let him drive home after that gem.




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3 Comment(s)
  • They call me Ponch
    August 31, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    I tried to explain this absolutely ridiculous scenario to the people I work with.

    Because I work.

    Fuck you

  • Publius
    August 31, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    30 days first offense 14 to be served would work for drunk ass wipes.

  • The Executioner
    August 31, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    Looks like these cops need to step up random sobriety check road blocks before one of the morons in town kills someone.

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