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Top 11 Comments From Shiva’s “Fuck Kevin O’Connor” Concession Speech

 

Two months ago Joe Kennedy was comfortably ahead of incumbent Ed Markey in the polls, and was set to become a United States Senator from Massachusetts for the next 40 years. Then we exposed his troubling close ties with the most vile racist in the country, Monica Cannon-Grant. We gave him a chance to distance himself from this ratchet but he thought Turtleboy didn’t matter, and since the Globe never wrote about it he figured no one would know and he continued to trot her out as his token black supporter from Boston at campaign events.

Turns out people do read Turtleboy, because Kennedy sunk like a stone in the polls and lost by over 10 points last night. For the first time since 1947 there will not be a Kennedy serving in office in Washington DC. Politically Ed Markey is just as bad and is actually endorsed by worse people, but the fact of the matter is that pretending TB doesn’t exist is not a winning strategy politicians should continue to employ.

Markey will go on and likely easily defeat Kevin O’Connor, the winner of the Republican primary. I’ll vote for O’Connor but you’re not gonna beat an incumbent democrat in Massachusetts in a Presidential election year. That’s just not how this works. It would take a transcendental republican candidate to do that, and even then the best they could hope for is MAYBE 45%. Kevin O’Connor seems like a nice guy but he ain’t that dude. I explained last night on the live show.

Some people might like this commercial he ran, but it’s just so cringe for me.


To be a Republican to take out a Democrat in Massachusetts you have to be able to convince a bunch of liberal leaning women to vote for you. They want you to smile and seem friendly like Scott Brown was. That commercial is just angry, reeked of hardo with the fist bumps and tough guy routine, hardly had any chicks in it, and made it look like the only people voting for him are grizzled white dudes.

Is a smile too much to ask for? It doesn’t mean anything to me, but these things matter when you’re trying to win elections. I’d still have Kevin O’Connor on the live show if he wants to come on though.

Anyway, the guy he beat was Shiva Ayyadurai, the inventor of email. I’ve voted for Shiva before and I’ve had him on the live show. I like him because he’s crazy and says shit no one else does. He also pulls hilarious stunts while campaigning so if he won at least it would be an entertaining campaign. But out here in grownup land I knew that it didn’t matter who won this primary because either one would lose to Markey. And even though Shiva has hundreds of thousands of followers on social media and has been promoted by national figures like Donald Trump Jr, the fact of the matter is that the Republican establishment isn’t gonna get behind a conspiracy theorist named Shiva. Every single elected Republican in this state endorsed O’Connor, he seemed like a normal person, and he won with 60% of the vote.

If you drive along Route 2 in Western Mass you will see Shiva signs EVERYWHERE. And he dominated most of those towns and the Quabbin Reservoir.. The problem is nobody lives in Western Mass and the biggest city he won in the state was Gardner. He lost handily in Worcester, Springfield, Boston, Lowell, and every population center. But at least Colrain, Heath, Otis, Plainfield, Eving, Gosnold, Cummington, and the two people that gave him a landslide victory in Monroe.

I KNEW that if Shiva lost there was a 0.00000% chance he’d concede, because Shiva’s crazy, which I find entertaining. And last night he gave one of the most hilarious “concession” speeches of all time, in which he alleged widespread election fraud in “third world Massachusetts,” blamed the corrupt republican and democratic establishments, said that O’Connor couldn’t have won because you don’t see many O’Connor yard signs, brought up anecdotes about people who told him he would win in a landslide, claimed that 200,000 votes for him were shred, and suggested that his supporters grab their guns and keep on fighting (whatever that means).

 

LOL. This guy.

Nothing gets by him.

This will go down as the most iconic quote from a consolation speech in political history.

“Fuck Kevin O’Connor, fuck Charlie Baker, screw all these guys, because they’re all frauds. They’ve never worked a day in their lives, and screw them. They’re scumbags.”

That is not a traditional concession speech, but Shiva is not a traditional candidate for Senate, and his supporters agree that he did not lose this election fairly. I’ve assembled a list of the top 11 comments from Shiva’s “Fuck Kevin O’Connor” speech because it’s just too entertaining not to share.

 

11. “Democratic conspiracy”

Yes Joanne, the democrats conspired to put the composed and collected guy on the ballot because he’d be less appealing in the general election.

 

 

10. “The Western people voted for you”

Good point Susan. As soon as the missing votes in Tyringham show up Shiva will overcome a 40,000 vote deficit.

 

 

9. “Demand a recount and see every ballot,” “Get the people to claim their votes”

Yes, this is how elections work. When you lose by 20 points you are entitled to a hand recount where every single voter must claim their ballot. Listen to Jomo, he knows what he’s talking about.

 

8. “They gave me a democratic ballot and was tricked,” “They intentionally gave me a democratic ballot”

Those tricky democrats with their ballots! They thought they could pull a fast one on Stephanie and Kristen here, but nothing gets by Mama dog filter.

Nothing.

 

 

7. “I saw Shiva signs”

Breaking news – man with Shawn Hunter haircut discovers that yard signs on Route 2 don’t vote.

 

 

6. “O’Connor was a plant to offset Shiva’s vote”

Yea, the guy running against Shiva was ONLY there to offset Shiva’s vote by getting people to vote for him instead. Almost as if this was some sort of election where people got to choose between two candidates!

 

 

5. “Deep state”

I’m still not quite sure what the deep state is, but I’m quite certain Kevin O’Connor is not part of it, being as he’s a republican in Massachusetts. Perhaps Chris Nichols could point me towards some literature to better educate me on the Deep State’s conspiracy to stop Shiva.

 

 

4. “How did Shiva lose if he has people from other states who know who he is?”

Good point Anna. Shiva has 250K Facebook followers, but most do not live in this state. It’s almost as if Ohio residents like Anna can’t vote in Massachusetts primaries. That MAY have something to do with it. She might not be the brightest bulb, but at least she won’t have a problem finding a guy to marry her.

 

 

3. “Make an excel spread sheet”

That’s actually a brilliant idea. To prove that Shiva won all he he has to do is get the 90,000 people who voted for him, plus the 200,000 people who had their votes shreded, to text him with a pinky swear that they voted for him, and he can input those 290,000 people into an excel spreadsheet to present to the election commission. It’s just that easy.

 

 

2. “I wrote Shiva in the Democrat ballot”

If they wouldn’t give Michelle a republican ballot it’s because she’s a registered democrat. And unfortunately her write in vote won’t for Shiva will count as a democratic vote but not in the one the election that matters. I for one am shocked that the woman who dedicates most of her free time to protesting on behalf of foreskin would make such a rookie mistake.

 

 

1. “Call Trump”

“Hello Donald? It’s me Karen. I’m gonna need you to stop running the country and look into this Republican primary in a state we have no chance of winning to find out why Shiva lost by 40,000 votes to a guy I’ve never heard of before. K thanks.”

Stay tuned to see what happens, as this race is FAR from over.

 

 

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48 Comment(s)
  • Melissa
    September 3, 2020 at 11:10 am

    I love this website very much but I’m quite certain it had nothing to do with Kennedy losing.

  • Stunt Penis
    September 3, 2020 at 6:02 am

    I’d blast a few into Anna Maxwell and Michelle Crimaldi (to a lessor degree)

  • John Kerry
    September 2, 2020 at 10:15 pm

    I actually voted for Shiva before I voted against him

  • Don't know why Worcester wants to be a Boston suburb
    September 2, 2020 at 8:15 pm

    Sorry Doc, I had to ask for a democrat ballot. I had to make sure the curse of the Kennedy monster died once and for all. Late at night I could hear Ted laughing and begging for chivas, it had to be done. Worcester was the only place carrot top,( my dad was antisemitic to the bone) got 60 % of the vote. They won’t let us have plastic bags anymore in Worcester. Plus the city expects us to carry a 130 million bond for a minor league base ball team connected to the Red Soxs. That won’t get into the play offs for the next 86 years. They will turn the facility into high school football stadium or the teacher’s union will stone half burred charter school teachers they catch at Duncan Donuts. Wow, to think Providence has a city counsel that convinced the rubes in Worcester that getting that franchise would be the ultimate draw to Worcester.

  • Cheddah
    September 2, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    Ok, Shiva might be a little crazy, but still definitely more effective than that dolt Kevin OC… I guarantee you Kevin also beats his wife much harder also..

  • Jello Biafra
    September 2, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    This result is better!

  • WTF
    September 2, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    “As Monroe goes, so goes Massachusetts.”

    I think Tip O’Neil said that

  • Make America White Again
    September 2, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    Shiva the shitskin could never look out for the white race the way a white male candidate can.

    Make America great again. Vote for straight, white men 2020. Doesn’t matter the party. Republican/Democrat is all the same. Put white men back in charge.

    • Elect Thugs
      September 2, 2020 at 6:28 pm

      Springfield MA elected a gang banging poser named Adam Gomez. Chicopee and West Side did NOT vote for Adam. Adam is a thug wannabe.

  • westernmasshole
    September 2, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    I could care less about either because, as you stated, there is no chance in hell they win in November. However, the thoughts in my head while at the poll were: I still see a ratty Shiva sign on the road from the last election that nobody took down so screw him, and Kevin O’Connor has the same name as the this old house guy…so how bad can he be?

  • Betty Ford
    September 2, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    Shiva — hard to vote for a guy named after cat food.

    Then again, he’s got some hottie supporters. Always vote for the guy with the hottie supporters.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      September 2, 2020 at 1:18 pm

      I guess it beats having a name like “Meow Mix”

      • Loud Lady
        September 2, 2020 at 1:29 pm

        The cat food is SHEBA, not Shiva. Shiva is actually a God in the Hindu religion.

        • Toonces
          September 2, 2020 at 2:18 pm

          Damn!
          I wrote in Sheba and Chairman Meow on the Dem ballot.
          Oh well, I’m going to drive off of a cliff now

          • Loud Lady
            September 2, 2020 at 3:37 pm

            I feel bad for your cat

          • Toonces
            September 2, 2020 at 4:55 pm

            Dear Lady,
            I AM a cat, but a I DO have a dog.
            Regards,
            T

        • Cat Lady
          September 2, 2020 at 10:33 pm

          He can get Friskie with me anytime. Mreow!

        • Betty Ford
          September 2, 2020 at 10:37 pm

          Shiva, Sheba, Sheila, whatever. Its all the same shit upside down.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    September 2, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    The idea that our only space in Massachusetts to share disdain for SJWs, nig nog’s and Kennedy’s not named RFK Jr has anything to do with Ginger Joe losing is optimistic, at best.

    I don’t know how to break it to everyone but your votes and the entire farce known as elections is nothing more than that – a farce. Votes do not count and haven’t for decades. These politicians are put there, they aren’t voted in.

    • Loud Lady
      September 2, 2020 at 3:36 pm

      I feel bad for your cat

      • AngryWhiteDad
        September 3, 2020 at 10:01 am

        I don’t have a cat. Cats are asshoe

  • Chris
    September 2, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    Actually, Dr. Shiva’s concession speech was on point: the MassGOP is just the red Democrat team. The MassGOP primary ballots have a blue heading because historically, the Boston Bluebloods (WASPs) ran the party. It hasn’t been socially conservative since Coolidge was in the White House. Party hasn’t been relevant since Leverett Saltonstahl and Ed Brooke were around; has been a country club ever since. Doesn’t allow pro-life candidates for statewide office.

    I’m glad Mr. Frosty beat Joe III. I believe many conservative independents took a D ballot and voted for him thinking that Shiva was going to win big, as Kennedy would’ve held the seat for life. I’ve only seen one sign for Kevin O’Connor vs. several for Shiva (including those recycled from the last time) in the state. Many people probably didn’t know O’Connor was running, as he’s supposedly the “designated looser” handpicked by King Charlie, and thought Shiva ran unopposed.

  • Gov Charle Biden
    September 2, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    Poor carrot top. What’s next for jojojo
    BTW, Markey is a fraud

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      September 2, 2020 at 1:19 pm

      Joe will be an addict begging for money outside the Yarmouth Stop and Shop within months

      • Can't celebrate Joe's defeat too much, since we're still stuck with Markey.
        September 2, 2020 at 1:42 pm

        He’ll be busy trying to come up with some more stereotypical working man/woman quotes for his speeches. You know, the I’m ighting for people that worry about how I will pay for childcare, how will I feed my family, how will I pay this or that when payday isn’t til Friday. Yes, Joe please enlighten us about these struggles you’ve read about at Ivy League schools and your family’s beach front mansions.

        For your next attempt at public office stick to the same script.. Roll up your sleeves to look more convincing, the common folk eat that stuff up. And don’t forget to hug some crooked, vile, thieving black racists in photo-ops.

  • Civics or dummies
    September 2, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    Pay attention, morons. If you are a registered democrat you will get a democrat ballot. If you are a registered republican you will receive a republican ballot. If you are smart you registered as unenrolled, (most states call it independent ), then you can request either ballot during primary elections.
    If you don’t understand that then you are too stupid to vote.

    • Based on MA election results...
      September 2, 2020 at 1:44 pm

      it’s safe to say the vast majority of voters are too stupid to vote.

  • Sal O’Mal
    September 2, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    O’Connor might have a chance in the general election if he highlights Mr. Softee’s call for “young people to take to the streets.” Suburban moms are tired of that shit. Maybe he could choose a female lieutenant governor (cough Rayla Campbell cough.)

    • Harry Balz
      September 2, 2020 at 6:43 pm

      He definitely should choose a female lieutenant governor since he’s running for Senator.

      • Sal O’Mal
        September 2, 2020 at 10:53 pm

        LOLOLOL WTF is wrong with me thanks for getting in my face Mr. Balz.

    • Moe Lester
      September 2, 2020 at 7:42 pm

      agreed. women like to talk a big game to score popularity points but when push comes to shove theyll always pick whoever makes them feel safe. this same general concept is what made 50 shades of gray so popular among that demographic even though theyd be too embarrassed to associate with it publically

  • LOL
    September 2, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    this is a new one. Turtleboy taking credit for Kennedy losing is fucking hilarious. Literally no evidence whatsoever to back that up, Kennedy was sinking in the polls way before that blog posted on July 23rd.

    • Betty Ford
      September 2, 2020 at 12:42 pm

      Granted, but TB probably didnt help Kennedy either. Though Im a bit perplexed,

      “Markey probably has worse people backing him up”

      Well then, WTF TB? Lets vote for the guy with more hideous backers? I feel freaking dirty now, sort of the same way I felt when I voted for Bernie over The Screech in 2016. Its like choosing the gulag or starving.

      • Loud Lady
        September 2, 2020 at 1:37 pm

        I think it is not hard to come to that conclusion, especially when the stories about Monica Cannon Grant were the most shared stories I have ever seen on FB from Turtleboy. It set off a chain of events including Rayla having a very public confrontation at a Joe Kennedy rally resulting in JK calling the police on her. I bet you a lot of people didn’t like that and saw through it. The story was picked up by the Boston Herald which a LOT of Mass residents read, even if they do not read TB (but I think most New Englanders do read TB even if they do not admit it). Plus TB probably also has the metrics to see which stories get hit over others. I am betting MCG generated a ton of traffic.
        Anyway, that day was an epic fail by the Kennedy camp. In addition to blaming Markey for their bad press when we all really know the truth.

  • Alex Reimer
    September 2, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    Cummington!!!!
    Ooooooohhhhhh!!!!

  • Hilarious is a crybaby
    September 2, 2020 at 11:56 am

    Good job Turtle Kennedy goes down in flames, ty

  • oh no
    September 2, 2020 at 11:46 am

    UH OH! Shiva lost.

    Whoever his current girlfriend is probably got a beat down last night.

  • Conspiracy fact
    September 2, 2020 at 11:45 am

    TB, when you dismiss objections as “conspiracy theories”, especially in Massachusetts, it may be a sign that it’s time for you to go back to teaching in the schools. And by the way, has anyone checked those bins the RMV has in Quincy for discarded Republican ballots? Those bins came in handy when the RMV didn’t want to process the notifications of out of state driver violations. And that wasn’t a “conspiracy theory.”

    • Betty Ford
      September 2, 2020 at 10:47 pm

      In a conspiracy, you actually have to do something actionable. In MA, they just do “willful neglect”. Its the difference between 5 and 20 years if caught.

  • Foreskin Freddie
    September 2, 2020 at 11:45 am

    I would like to show Michelle the inner workings of my foreskin. I could use a good deep tongue bath.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      September 2, 2020 at 12:55 pm

      Beat me to it.

      I’d like to actually SHOW her the functions of my foreskin.

  • Yes
    September 2, 2020 at 11:44 am

    Fucking brillant TB.

    I have no idea what Shiva’s end game is but he’s so fun to watch. And the folks he attracts…talk about the dumbing down of America.

    Why don’t you do more pieces like this?

  • Al Gore
    September 2, 2020 at 11:41 am

    Hey, I invented email!

  • Hilarious
    September 2, 2020 at 11:39 am

    Turtle, get over yourself. You had nothing to do with Kennedy losing. No one liked him before you said a word. Go find some more gutter trash to blog about.

    • Monique Canyon-Gunt
      September 2, 2020 at 11:51 am

      He doesn’t have to look too far, ass-face.

      He’s got your email.

    • Spic Tormentor
      September 2, 2020 at 12:43 pm

      Actually, he did. More people read this blog for news than you think… Kennedy was doomed as soon as Unc exposed him. I also credit a lot of the commentators here too for airing his dirty laundry to the public. And I can almost guarantee my joke comparing his family to filthy spics drunk on Modelos definitely took a few voters away from him.

      • Dt. Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls PD
        September 2, 2020 at 3:07 pm

        You’re seriously fucking delusional if you think your comments in any way at all affected his vote count.

      • Slick Willy Clintoon
        September 2, 2020 at 3:13 pm

        Yeah, I’m sure plenty of liberals come to this blogs comment section seeking out informative unbiased political advice from people with names like spic tormentor lol

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