Top 13 Horse Cult Nazi Comments From The Connecticut Road Rage Blog
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Yesterday we published this blog about a viral video from Connecticut showing a road rage incident that transpired after a psycho dude lost his mind when some lady blockaded the road so her kids could walk on the side of the road on horseback:
Our take was simple – both people are assholes and the situation should’ve been handled better. But the dude was the only one who was being vilified. Granted he was wrong for spooking the horses and getting out of his truck and calling her the magical c word. But she also blockaded a public road, escalated it by speeding up to confront him, and filmed herself while doing so. You don’t do that and get to play the victim afterwards because this dude called you a cunt.
Look, the law might give you might have the right to ride a horse on the side of the road, but it’s a stupid and outdated law. Horses belong in fenced in areas, not on roads. Roads are for cars. That’s just common sense. Oh, and sometimes I go walking in the woods and there’s horse shit everywhere. For some reason we are required by law to pick up our dog’s tiny shits, but horses get to take megadumps and just leave them there. And dogs have to be on leashes because they’re animals. But horses, which way 10 times as much, can be spooked by a snake and run wild.
Most importantly, no one has the right to block a road like she did. Did she have a permit? Was this a parade? Is she a cop? Is she protesting the latest asshole who got shot by a cop? Nope. Just a helicopter horse mom who thinks the road belongs to her hobbies.
Anyway, this blog apparently opened up a Pandora’s box in the comments section. Because low and behold horse people are a cult, and the latest group of people we have offended. Here are the Top 13 angry comments from the horse blog…..
13. THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!
Hey, here’s an idea – don’t let kids ride on horses on a highway.
12. Come ride my horse turtlebitch.
Sorry, I’ll pass. And if Turtleboy Jr. ever asks to ride a horse I’ll probably let him ride a horse……in an enclosed and fenced in area. Like a normal person.
11. Poor people own horses too – come clean my stall.
Newsflash morons – it was a joke. We realize that not only rich people own horses. This was actually a Seinfeld reference, in which Jerry made a joke about hating anyone who owned a pony, only to find out that the elderly woman who was hosting the dinner once owned a pony in Poland.
In the blogging bizz this is commonly known as “satire.”
10. Horses have the right of way dickwad!
No, horses do not have the “right of way.” They have a right to walk on the road according to MA and CT state law. Motorists are required to give them space and go around them. We do not have to patiently sit on our asses as you mosey along the road at 4 mph.
9. What’s the hurry turtletwat?
Newsflash – riding horses is a hobby. The roads are not for hobbies. The roads are for grownup things. Like going to the grocery store, the bank, or Sweaty Betty’s. You don’t pay horse insurance, nor do you pay excise taxes for your horses. I do both of those things for the right to drive my car on the road. I have more right to it than your horse does. Beep, beep!!
8. Turtleboy is a snowflake
It’s true. Turtleboy is well known for being a SJW snowflake. Meanwhile, look who Rob’s common law girlfriend is:
It’s Meg Gaul – the snowflake from the video who was triggered because she chased down a dude and then cried when he called her a cunt.
7. He blocked her path.
Oh yea, he was the one blocking her…..
Definitely. And for the record, if some psycho horse broad tried chasing me down like that, I’d probably come to a dead stop too. I just wouldn’t get out and do what this nutjob did:
6. The Amish do it.
Fuck. The. Amish. Bunch of frauds. Are they part of this country or not? They don’t have to pay taxes but they get to clog the entire state of Pennsylvania’s taxpayer funded roads with their horses and buggies? Luckily none of them will be offended by this because they’re purposely choosing to live in the 17th century, don’t embrace technology, and don’t vaccinate their kids. In most places this would be called abuse. In PA it’s called Amish.
Seriously, is there anything more self indulgent than driving a horse and buggy on a single lane road? We get it – you’re nostalgic and cultured. Good for you. You also know a line of people who actually need to get somewhere are piling up behind you. But you’re a collector who likes nostalgia, so the rest of us can go fuck ourselves. You wanna pretend this is the Oregon Trail? Drive your horse and buggy on a rocky trail instead of a 21st century, taxpayer funded highway. Hope you get dysentery and have to fjord the Snake River.
5. The horses could’ve been spooked.
Hey, here’s an idea – don’t let your kids on an unpredictable animal that could kill them because someone honks their horn. Or just let them ride on the horses when they’re in the trails, and then when you reach the road have them get off their horses and walk them to the next trail. Nah, that makes too much sense. The rest of us should all change what we’re doing because you have a hobby.
4. She was protecting the kids.
So let me get this straight. This woman was blocking a public road allegedly because her children on horseback needed her to protect them. But yet she had no problem abandoning them to get this guys license plate? Yup, that makes sense
3. Hey turtlefuck – look at this dead horse.
Well…….that’s lovely. I’m pretty sure she meant to ask, “who were roadways built for to begin with?” Then she mentioned horses, carriages, and oxen. So despite the fact that mankind has used it’s collective brilliance to mass produce automobiles that get us from point A to point B at a much more efficient rate, we are all supposed to cater to people who purposely choose to not use modern day technology. Gotcha.
2. Kill yourself Turtleboy.
I’d love to walk into oncoming traffic but I got this crazy lady blocking both lanes of traffic.
1. Becky Hupfield – Horse Nazi
First Becky got tapped in by her girl Tanya:
Even though we’ve written thousands of blogs that Becky likely has agreed with, she is no longer a fan because of our opinion on horses in road. This was where she drew the line. All the other stuff – the foul language, the guttermuppets, the hoodrat street fights – that was cool. But don’t you dare fuck with illegal horse blockades. Those are sacred:
She used to like us, but now that she disagrees with us it can only mean that Turtleboy has a small dick, drives a Hummer, is fake journalism, and should have trouble sleeping at night:
Also, go to jail:
Anyway, the bottom line is the roads belong to cars. I don’t care what the law says. It should be changed. If this lady really wanted to make sure her kids were safe then she wouldn’t let them ride on a horse that could kill them if someone honks their horn too loud.
P.S. Loved this comment too:
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