Transitioning Framingham Fudge Slinger Naked From Waist Down Poops On Jogging Trail, Spits On Jogger, New Favorite To Winy ESPY Courage Award
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A Framingham man exposed himself to a runner on a popular nature trail in Sherborn and then spit in the runner’s face, authorities said.
Police arrested David T. Blease, 31, after the July 2 incident at the Bay Circuit Trail at 11:49 a.m. He was released, but never showed up to court and Natick Police arrested him Sunday at 10:28 a.m. at the Natick Mall.
According to a Sherborn Police report filed in Natick District Court on Monday, the runner called police after the incident.
″(The victim) observed the suspect in the middle of the trail naked from the waist down with his pants down around his ankles,” police wrote in the report. “As the victim ran by, the suspect slowly stood up while yelling and proceeded to spit on the victim.”
The victim called police and they found Blease nearby. The victim identified Blease as the person they saw on the path.
Police charged Blease, of 90 Cherry St., with assault and battery, disturbing the peace and open and gross lewdness.
Blease, police wrote in the report, intentionally caused a disturbance by his behavior.
“Blease’s actions of intentionally defecating in the middle of the path of a public trail during a high usage time of day was considered objectively as conduct which would tend to annoy all other people utilitizing the trail at the time.”
He can poop on me any day!! pic.twitter.com/JaDhJHpFDg
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) July 11, 2017
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is the Metrowest Daily News serious right now? David? A Framingham MAN? Sounds pretty transphobic to me:
Does this sound like a man to you?
If you said yes, then congratulations – you are a bigot.
And the award for most changed since freshman year goes to……
The Framingham Fudgeslinger!!
Obviously this young lady is just expressing herself. There comes a point during any normal transitioning period when an individual trying to figure out who they really are walks into the Sherborn forest, pulls his pants down, takes a shit, and then spits on the first jogger that runs by. This is how you win an ESPY award.
Anyway, this guy seems really stable on his Facebook page. First of all, the Metrowest Daily News needs to get more woke, because calling someone David is misgendering when their real name is Devon:
Devon likes to do other things besides defecate on people who are trying to get some exercise in the woods. Ya know, like have picnics on bicycles:
Devon has mastered the art of having long conversations with himself:
And is on aquest to become the world’s most talented dancer who has ever lived:
And his fashion game is on point:
If that’s not courage and bravery then I don’t know what is. Almost as brave as taking a shit on a jogging trail and spitting in a stranger’s face. Almost.
Anyway, in case you haven’t noticed yet this creature is clearly mentally unbalanced. It’s almost as if men who think they’re women are suffering from some sort of psychological disorder. Nah, that can’t be it. That’s hate speech. We should be encouraging and celebrating people like Devon. Because….tolerance.
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