Remember Trap Queen Tracy from the Lynn fender bender video? The chick who rear ended a third generation Dodge Caravan, declared war on the passengers, flagged down her boys to fight her battle for her, watched as they abandoned her, continued to talk shit and vow that they’d be back, got punched a few times by her rival Red Bull Rhonda, and then ran to the cops when they got there.
Well it turns out her real name is Sarah Granese.
Dog filter. Like clockwork.
Trap Queen Tracy’s not happy that the video was making the rounds of the north shore.
But honestly, she’s got nothing on the ratchet level of Red Bull Rhonda, AKA Davia Gunderman.
Not only does she also attack random guttermuppets at fender benders, she also kicks cops in the balls too.
And her friends seem even more ratchet than she is.
Hey girl, wanna get snowed in and take 25 kpins to the dome?
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31 Comment(s)
Obviously racism is the reason behind income inequality. It’s all the rich’s fault!
Ever notice
Also some of her picks on Facebook she looks to have more meat on her bones. AKA before her ” Disease “
The picture of her in the spandex with their man… It looks like she’s got a bigger d*** than him!
As soon as I opened this story, it hit me, the scent that is. I just figured out what it is, there are 2 things that smell like dead fish and one of them are the women in this article. Can you name the other?
In the first pic her legs look about 5’ long. I’d stand on a ladder to eat that pussy.
You could get diseases they haven’t got names for yet. I think the pussy would end up eating you.
If one train wreck leaves at 1:45 from Lynn and another train wreck leaves from Lowell at 1:53, at what time will They meet up? Which dog filter will they be wearing in the bathroom selfie? How many scrotum punts to officers is too many? How many of the 25 kpins will be left after a four hour snowstorm?
Ohhhh snap! You looked up information!!!!
You sure showed her. Well done! You are so cool!
Why waste her talent on a one night live show?
UTB should hire her starting now as a writer with the name Essex Turtlegirl.
I think everyone would love reading her 20 sentegraph stories about her opinions on things she found on Facebook that day.
It’s women like this which cause gang violence.
Kudos for Red Bull. That thing needed a slap
If your house has a chain link fence you need to re-evaluate how you’re doing things.
Holy hobbit feet!!! Ive seen nicer looking flip flops in those cambodian survivalist videos. $20 dunkins gift card says those toenails arent even painted, just festering open wounds.
Fucking savage, dude! Really. She’ll obsess about that comment for days!
*tips hat
they both have small titties. sluts
Chicks that do the nasty with black guys are just disgusting!
Small tit bitches love anal too
Never kick anyone in the balls unless it is in self defense. You never know how the other person is going to react. It is possible they will just be lying on the ground moaning in pain, but it is also possible that they might just pull out a gun and shoot you. It is also possible that the person may just repeatedly smash your head into the ground until you are dead. But I’m sure you won’t learn from this.
What nursing home are you in? They need to be notified.
Two train wrecks. No other way to describe them. They are living their best lives right now. It’s never going to get any better for them than it is now. Nothing positive is on the horizon for them.
Those filters are digital miracle workers.
holy god, the cameltoe in that last picture
looks more like a bulge to me
Dog filter, check
Bathroom selfies, check
Google trophies, check
I believe we have a ratchet!
They’re both sorta do-able. I’m already Hep-C positive so what do I have to lose?
Tattoos like that tell you right away the bitch is crazy. If you ever fuck any chick with a tattoo, wrap the willy. Twice. Tattoos instantly mean many, many, men have gone to where she’s telling you no man has gone before.
Sarah Grancheesey and Davia Grundleminge.
The very definition of ratchets.
Perfect example of false advertising.
Both chicks look do-able on Facebook, but that YouTube video clearly shows they both have the case of the “zactly do’s.”
Their faces look exactly like their asses do!
Send them both to the front lines in Afghanistan. No one in civilized society would ever miss them.
No one in uncivilized society would miss them either.