Remember Trap Queen Tracy from the Lynn fender bender video? The chick who rear ended a third generation Dodge Caravan, declared war on the passengers, flagged down her boys to fight her battle for her, watched as they abandoned her, continued to talk shit and vow that they’d be back, got punched a few times by her rival Red Bull Rhonda, and then ran to the cops when they got there.
Well it turns out her real name is Sarah Granese.
Dog filter. Like clockwork.
Trap Queen Tracy’s not happy that the video was making the rounds of the north shore.
But honestly, she’s got nothing on the ratchet level of Red Bull Rhonda, AKA Davia Gunderman.
Not only does she also attack random guttermuppets at fender benders, she also kicks cops in the balls too.
And her friends seem even more ratchet than she is.
Hey girl, wanna get snowed in and take 25 kpins to the dome?
On behalf of Uncle Turtleboy we hereby invited both Red Bull Rhonda and Trap Queen Tracy on the Live show tomorrow night. Hit us up on Facebook ladies!
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