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Turns Out The Duck Lipped Platypus Price Gouging Coronavirus Masks And Her Mongoloid Husband Don’t Pay Their Bills And Have Tons Of Arrests Including Animal Abuse But Still Breed Pit Bulls



Earlier today I published a blog on some North Providence skag who has been price gouging on masks in light of the commie cold scare.

Kayla Pagliarini is her married name, so not much came up on the Google machine. However, Kayla Card has QUITE the assortment of Google trophies, and is arguably one of the most prolific ratchets in Rhode Island. Where do we begin? Let’s start with the fact that she abuses animals:

A woman who police say had surgical procedures conducted on several puppies at an East Providence car wash is facing criminal charges. East Providence police launched an investigation into Kayla Card in February after receiving a tip from the Rhode Island Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RISPCA). RISPCA Animal Cruelty Officer Joe Warzycha said a case in Smithfield where hundreds of animals were found in squalid conditions back in March helped officers track down Card. According to the police report obtained by Eyewitness News, the RISPCA shared a log of messages between Card and a Smithfield man indicating she had eight puppies’ ears “cropped” at the Taunton Avenue car wash on at least two separate occasions.

“We can’t give out too many details but, the instrumentation that he’s used to perform these surgeries certainly would not be considered acceptable,” Warzycha said.

The police report describes ear cropping as a procedure in which a dog’s ears are cut off for aesthetic purposes. The conversations also described the removal of “cherry eye,” or a prolapsed tear duct near a dog’s eye. The report indicates the man told Card he charged $150 per dog for the “ear cropping” and $100 per eye for the removal of “cherry eye.” Police said Card was uncooperative when she was approached about the messages by an animal control officer.

Card told the officer she had the dogs’ ears cropped at a veterinary clinic in New Jersey, according to police. Police checked with the clinic and learned her name was not on the list of ear croppings performed there during the weekend she had indicated. Initially, she told police she did not know the man but eventually admitted to knowing him and said he was licensed to perform the procedures. Card, 28, of North Providence, was issued a summons for harboring three unlicensed dogs at the car wash and was charged with cruelty to animals, conspiracy, and obstructing police.

“She permitted her dogs to be subjected to suffering by allowing them to be operated on by an unlicensed veterinarian,” Warzycha said.

Card was arraigned on the charges in court Tuesday and ordered to surrender all of her dogs to police as a condition of her bail.

She posted this on the day she was arrested for it.

She planned on opening up a grooming salon before that called Sudz.

But she can prove she’s not abusive because she takes pictures of her crotch fruit walking her pit bull (shocking she’s into pit bulls, I know) without becoming a Cujo snack.

Yet despite the order for her to turn over her dogs, she still breeds pit bulls like it’s going out of style.

But she doesn’t just stick to animal abuse. She’s also a big fan of larceny, shoplifting, eviction, domestic violence, assault and battery, receiving stolen goods, warrants, and driving without a license.


When she was arrested in May of 2O18 on the animal abuse charge she was already on probation for the larceny charge too.

But luckily for her it’s Rhode Island so you can do pretty much do whatever you want as long as you qualify for a free attorney and it doesn’t look like she’s spent a night in jail.

She’s also been a codefendant with her husband Billy Pagliarini, a juiced up mongoloid who constantly feels the need to pose in hardo face.

Billy Pags is a real gem himself, with Google trophies galore ranging from personal injury, personal injury involving a vehicle, restraining order, small claims judgements, possession of drugs in a school zone, disorderly conduct, domestic violence, assault and battery, preventing a victim from using a phone, violation of a no contact order, vandalism, and of course not paying his oil bills.





Her biggest crime is arguably the Whoopi Goldberg haircut.

And when she’s not getting arrested or abusing dogs she can be found launching her backup career as an Herbalife saleswoman.

Here’s the thing – this chick appears to be one of those coupon freaks. The ones who dedicate their lives to saving 45% at the grocery store and then stocking up their basement for the apocalypse.

But according to a 2O16 post the shitter paper is not for sale.

That is until she can take advantage of a national emergency.

And she can’t for the life of her figure out why people aren’t smart like her.

Here’s an idea – maybe some people aren’t soulless cunts who see worldwide plagues as an opportunity to profit.

But according to her she’s made it in life after becoming 15 and pregnant.

“Excuses didn’t get me to where I am today, excuses didn’t pay the bills….”

Well, according to the court records no one paid the bills, and where you are today is on Turtleboy. Other than that life is going swimmingly for sure.


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48 Comment(s)
  • Hoarder
    March 26, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    You’re not being prepared you’re a hoarder who has now made it THAT much harder for other people to find and buy toilet paper paper, towels, etc. Nothing to be proud of, people like you are the reason this country is the way it is.

  • They called him Billie Phaggs
    March 25, 2020 at 2:13 am

    Billy Pags is trying hard to look tough but he got railed in the ass in county by a couple of big black bubbas.

  • Pff mr pff
    March 25, 2020 at 1:22 am

    If you see this I think you are hot (408) 684-7345 your boyfriend looks like a bootleg dj Khalid

    • WTF
      March 25, 2020 at 2:35 am

      WTF are you going to do from San Jose, you Cali ‘mo?

  • sad
    March 24, 2020 at 9:46 pm

    Wow, what a cuck Billy is. Imagine shacking up, or worse yet, marrying a twat that had the name on the same lease as “Jaquan”? Pathetic just like josh abrams

  • Nancy Pelosi is a malignant cunt !
    March 24, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    What a pair of assholes.

  • Charles Manson
    March 24, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    Shoshanas pugs are cuter than the pitbulls.

  • More like Duck Lipped Fattypuss !!
    March 24, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    Amirite or amirite ?? We should organize a rachet safari . We could cruise through RI, the North Shore, Brockton, New Bedford etc.
    “Crikey !! I see a 350 lb Juicy-clad racha-roo and her bloated, fag -bearded cave mate !! It’s very rare to see them out during the daytime
    What a spectacle !!”

  • LOB
    March 24, 2020 at 11:37 am

    Billy Pagliarini needs a frontal lobotomy!

  • Chunk
    March 24, 2020 at 11:15 am

    In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.’

    • Jake Fratelli
      March 24, 2020 at 11:27 am

      I’m beginning to like this kid, Ma

  • Billy Pagliarini
    March 24, 2020 at 11:13 am

    If cutting the ears off puppies doesn’t make the chick’s panties drop, I popped holes in the muffler of my straight-pipe Harley. Nice and LOUD! We can cruise Hampton Beach until you submit. I’ll even wear my bandana with flames on it and wrap-around shades to turn you on. VROOM VROOM!!!

  • Jimmy McMillan
    March 24, 2020 at 11:00 am


  • The Great Bungholio
    March 24, 2020 at 10:39 am

    T-Minus 41 rolls of TP and counting.

    • Greta Thunberg
      March 24, 2020 at 11:01 am

      How Dare You!!!!

  • Nikko Jenkins
    March 24, 2020 at 10:23 am

    Are any of the pitbulls named Scarface?

    • Excuse me, Mr Nikko
      March 24, 2020 at 5:54 pm

      Are any of her children named “Scarface” ?

  • Lou DiMaggio
    March 24, 2020 at 9:57 am

    Rhode Island is a bunch of suckers. How much did #38 beat them out of, 75 million? Kayla has greasy hog jowls, tragically ugly. Why the heck would anyone buy a inbred, unhealthy puppy from these two imbeciles.

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 24, 2020 at 9:52 am

    That blob of a woman looks like a manatee with a wig

  • Lee Ho
    March 24, 2020 at 9:21 am

    When you hear the state flower of Rhode Island is a satellite dish, a story like this puts it all together.

    • The angry taint
      March 24, 2020 at 7:29 pm


  • Captain Trips
    March 24, 2020 at 9:06 am

    I love how people with evictions on their record can afford nice clothes, sunglasses, make up, having their eyebrows done, gold chains, dogs, hoarding stuff…..


  • Mr. Wonderful
    March 24, 2020 at 8:44 am

    All of the things she is selling we bought for her through her inevitable stack of EBT cards.
    I want my cut of the profits!

  • Billy Paglierini's Roid Shrivelled testicles
    March 24, 2020 at 8:35 am

    This is why Rhode Island is to be avoided at all costs. These two could be contenders for Mr. & Mrs. Rhode Island with a cover on RI Magazine.

    Their behavior is absolutely mainstream for The Mexico of New England.

  • bigdaddy
    March 24, 2020 at 8:16 am

    Every time I see a duck faced selfie it should say below ” insert cock here “

    • Mister Rogers
      March 24, 2020 at 9:03 am

      Should be captioned: “Beware, shit exiting soon”

      • Luke Fondleberg
        March 29, 2020 at 9:07 pm

        Winner, right here!

        If I could upvote this a million times, I certainly would.

  • WeRFucked
    March 24, 2020 at 7:20 am

    Coupons… and SNAP benefits? Just a thought. Perhaps she realizes what sells… so instead of selling her leftover funds… she buys shit and sells that for cash? If she can coupon too… all the better.

  • porch pirate scumbag
    March 24, 2020 at 6:58 am

    this covid-19 is bad for business. we porch pirates be affected with y’all being home.

    • Edward Teach
      March 29, 2020 at 9:09 pm

      It appears you be placed in a bewilderment.

  • Ryan
    March 24, 2020 at 6:27 am

    Wow makeup is a miracle cure. Ugly cunt.

  • Hot tow truck girl is way sexier
    March 24, 2020 at 6:12 am

    Wow what a disgusting piece of shit. Oh by the way good one she’s a coupon clipper!!!!! Please I guarantee every last thing that filthy cum dumpster is selling is either stolen from somewhere or bought with a hot credit card to begin with. Her and her boyfriend who is clearly a fucking ass clown should do the world a favor, with all there profits from this they should immediately go buy all the fentanyl they can and have themselves a party!!!! Fucking losers

    • Boomtown
      March 24, 2020 at 7:28 am

      Harsh, but hey, I’m giving you a thumbs up! Well put.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 24, 2020 at 5:41 am

    How’d she lose all that weight? Steady diet of Jizz and Heroin? The husband kills me! That mean ass face. He’s the type that will start a fight, then step back to watch it before jumping back in at the end

  • Nancy Pelosi is a dried up cunt
    March 24, 2020 at 3:55 am


  • Mike Napoli
    March 24, 2020 at 3:34 am

    Needs to lay off the Olneyville NY system hot wieners.

  • Donald J Trump
    March 24, 2020 at 2:32 am

    Bigly Pro tip: always hire a tremendous realtor when you’re renting out your beautiful property. Years ago these Democrats like Kayla could hugely fuck me over by using dishonest references on their rental applications. Then Not paying rent, Declaring bankruptcy and having their wonderful dogs shitting all over my great apartments.but not anymore, See It’s a little thing called “background checks”. Have you ever heard of it? Didn’t think so because your fake news. Thank You Google

  • Ehhhhhh
    March 24, 2020 at 1:40 am

    Idk man, you’re reaching. If she legally acquired all of those items, and managed to do so at a discount price , her turning around and selling them to the highest bidder sure sounds like the American way. Entrepreneurship and Capitalism don’t take a break during a time of crisis, they flourish. She’s still a giant skank bag for all of that other shit.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 24, 2020 at 12:28 am

    At that first sight of Card’s zero IQ countenance, i recalled Einstein saying, “White trash like this should be put down.” It would be a Huge do good win.
    These vermin are bottom of the hogshead dwellers, inflicting suffering on all whom slip in one of their various trails of slime.

  • unknown
    March 23, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    the time you put into trying to make my mother look like a nobody is absolutely hilarious. FAN.

  • D.M.
    March 23, 2020 at 11:45 pm

    These two deserve an ocean dump by Dexter Morgan. Dogs to the MSPCA, kid to the State and therapy stat.

  • TRUMP2020
    March 23, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    She looks pretty similar to the girl from the Trump piss tapes… the one squatting over our President’s face, drenching him with urine while he jerks off.

    • Silencio Dogood
      March 24, 2020 at 12:30 am

      That’d be the ghost of Eva Braun.

    • If Jail Walls Could Talk
      March 24, 2020 at 12:37 am

      Nice one Bill. We here you and the hildabeast tried to comit Arkanside on Weinstein before he talks

  • Hugh Mungous
    March 23, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    If we ever need test subjects to give coronavirus to pro bono, along with herpes AIDS Ebola dengue fever. This cunt and her mongoloid significant other should be used just for the sake of it.

  • St Francis
    March 23, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    Greed is ugly. Go check out designer Yanell Galva on Facebook. She’s selling designer face masks for $25 each. A real humanitarian.
    Almost worth her own blog.

    • Mata Mata
      March 24, 2020 at 5:26 am

      Oh Yanell is Pure Ratchet from Lawrence. Just got into a pissing match with Klancy. I’d say Klancy won only because she won’t stoop to ratchetese.
      The mouth on that Spic.

  • Mickey Rourke
    March 23, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    She wants a trainer that can teach dogs to fuck a bitch who smells like the shit house door on a tuna boat. What a homely sack of potatoes looking cum target. If I had to be with her I’d wear one of those Mexican wrestler masks.

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