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Turns Out The Guy Who Sent Us Death Threats Is A Child Rapist And Now He’s Threatening To Slit SSTG’s Throat While Desk Girl Is Trying To Jump His Bone

Turns Out The Guy Who Sent Us Death Threats Is A Child Rapist And Now He’s Threatening To Slit SSTG’s Throat While Desk Girl Is Trying To Jump His Bone

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Earlier today this local rapper named Riston Borges sent us our daily death threatand told us we would be getting “merked”:

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Turns out this winner is already Internet famous:

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Oh look, a child rapist. Are we noticing a trend here people? Everyone who hates Turtleboy is an asshole. Literally everyone. There isn’t a single decent human being out there who hates our blog. We attract GREAT people to ride the turtle. Look at our comments section on Facebook. Everyone is smart. Everyone is profound. Everyone is funny. Everyone is witty. Everyone is cool. Everyone is hot.

Then look at people who think our blog sucks. Everyone is ratchet. Everyone’s a snowflake. And many of them are child rapists like Riston Borges – AKA the child rapist.

Anyway, Riston didn’t like the blog we published about him, and he got into it with South Shore Turtlegirl. First he explained what “merked” means:

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OK, glad that’s cleared up.

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LOL. He’s a “gross ass man.” No argument here.

SSTG was clearly in a bad mood:

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That’s right, this is Riston’s state. We’re all just living in it.

Then he continued the death threats to SSTG:

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He also runs his own rap label, so you know he’s legit:

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All I know is, when SSTG gets her throat sliced, she’s gonna remember this conversation and feel really dumb:

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SSTG was losing her Goddamn mind, so it was time to tap out and bring in the much more reasonable Turtleboy media liaison – Deskie:

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And since Deskie is so ugly and desperate she actually thought this child raping scrotum-choad was physically attractive:

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Then he threatened to chop Uncle Turtleboy’s ding-dong off:

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It’s cool though, because he has “power in this state,” just not enough power to get his past history of diddling children erased from the Internet:

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Vice President of the outlaw bike gang? Sounds legit.

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Since Deskie clearly wanted to jump this winner’s bone she had to ask him about the elephant in the room – the whole “child rapist” thing:

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So how does he explain the whole pedophile thing?

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So let me get this straight, Riston didn’t molest any child. He was actually molested by the father of the child he allegedly molested, and when the cops got there the dad told the cops that Riston molested his son, not him. Thus the child raping dad got a free pass. Yup, his story checks out.

After that even Deskie seemed disinterested and Riston started talking to himself, rambling on about nothing and throwing in the occasional 100 emoji.

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Can’t wait to see what we wake up to in our inbox tomorrow. It’s fun being Turtleboy.




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35 Comment(s)
  • Monica
    April 1, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    If he is such a killer and has so many connections why isint the guy who “molested” him dead? This guy is a joke… the amount of lies are unbelievable. He claims he’s not white even though his police report says “white”… then says he’s Cape Verdean but is in with the Irish Mob… smh… Just another facebook fuck boy!

  • Madcow not Rachel
    March 31, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    145 pounds of dumb fuck.

  • MG
    March 30, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    My how utterly terrifying and charming all rolled into this one douche bag. I wonder if his back side opens as wide as his mouth. Did you see that brown dick in his mouth? Clearly the smoke is phot shop lol. Another disease ridden parasite who should get his dance card filled in prison on a daily basis. Or at least that’s what I’m asking santa for this year.

  • March 30, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    Im so happy ,he so needed to be TURTLED

  • Michelle Dubois
    March 30, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    Riston, beware. Given your various threats and crimes, law enforcement personnel may come looking for you. Be sure to hide, and don’t open the door for anyone.

  • Dear Riston
    March 30, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    SO Riston I am so confused. You hate turtleboy for dis respecting what you call “women” (an insult to real women btw) but then you threaten to slit SSTG throat as you call her every name in the book? Clearly something isn’t right in your molestation story because your charged as an adult . Hence the reason your info is public record. Juvenile records are sealed. Your dad is not the leader of a biker gang and if by chance he is he hates you. No self respecting grown man would ever ride next to a didler. Sorry you feel so insecure about yourself you have to make up stories to look like somewhat of a man. Hahaha and you thought desk girl was really looking out for you?? Like she needed your protection?!?! I’m literally laughing at what a clown you are. I’d say you should be in the circus but I think your cori/sori stops that from being an option for you. As does it stops you from being allowed in a school zone. Your a solo man because your a pickle tickler and no one wants to be associated with that. Also your “label” will probably take a drastic hit financially now that all your business is on the internet for all of us turtle riders to see. Please get off the cloud of desperation you live on and bring yourself back to reality. I lived in New Bedford for years and you fit right in with the weed smoking, pants sagging, Chicago Bulls hat wearing, scooter driving low life ratchet loving bums that live there.

  • ZephyrCat
    March 30, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    There’s no reasoning with this one. Grab him, handcuff him, walk him out waist deep into the surf, put one into the back of his head and weigh down the body. Sharks will take care of the rest.

  • Wabbitt
    March 30, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    So he’s screaming every derogatory term for a woman in the book, while saying he’ll kill anyone who disrespects women…

    So, Father Tucker, would you like a gun? Or would you rather go out like David Carradine; strangled with your dick in your hand?

    I mean – practice what you preach and all.

  • March 30, 2017 at 10:32 am

    Blowin SPERM Bubbles, I love that talk, You go Turtle Girl.

  • Riston the Diddler
    March 30, 2017 at 10:06 am

    My Outlaw Biker Prez father named me Riston as some kind of cruel joke that he thought would toughen me up in life. Just because I was born holding my puny chubba at birth and he thought Riston was how you spell Wristing. I think he had it right and it toughened me up to be the scariest rappa around, but I could never overcome the diddling thing…everyone has one weakness…

  • Silky Johnson
    March 30, 2017 at 9:56 am

    For a guy trying to build a rap career, he sure is doing everything in his power to make sure his search engine results bring up child rape, bad behavior, threats, etc. A word of advice dude… shut the fuck up. Build a solid search base with good results, music, philanthropy, smart writings, etc. Right now, you’re just a shit stain that diddled a little boy. Your future is looking as promising as your past at this point.

  • Agent Smith
    March 30, 2017 at 9:50 am

    In addition to his asymmetrical nut sack, I’d put a .45 slug in each knee, so he’d walk with special shoes the rest of his life.

    No self respecting Mick would be seen with these shitbirds, business or not.

    Fuck off Shitston

  • RBG's Beard
    March 30, 2017 at 9:34 am

    Dudes got some skills…I’m gonna ask if he wants to do some slam poetry together. We can pretend to be black together…

    March 30, 2017 at 8:35 am

    Psychotic, but still a great prospect for membership.

  • Milo Yiannopoulos
    March 30, 2017 at 8:16 am

    I don’t see any problem here.

  • TDF
    March 30, 2017 at 8:13 am

    Anyone want to break the news to him that one ALWAYS hangs lower than the other

  • Talisman
    March 30, 2017 at 8:10 am

    This wigga is a bottomless shit pit.

    Child Rapist
    CEO of his own label
    Top (read only) “artist” at his own label
    VP of biker gang (Schwinnsters?)
    Ruthless torturer/killer

    If he does happen to show up somewhere, please perforate his forehead repeatedly

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    March 30, 2017 at 7:40 am

    Anyone else think Old Balls was just like this kid when he was his age? The delusions of grandeur, the fake background and associations with “tough guy” types, the attraction to children? This is Baldino 45 years ago.

    • The Shrink
      March 30, 2017 at 8:13 am

      Who knows where it began with Old Balls but as I see it now on the one hand you have a guy with racial identity issues and delusions of grandeur and both the other you have a white man embracing his role of inferior elderly cuck.

  • UsualSuspect
    March 30, 2017 at 7:31 am

    Hey Riston, I think there is a little shit still dripping off your lip, holy diarrhea of the mouth! Call the Tidy-Bowl man!

  • Mr.Sarcasm
    March 30, 2017 at 6:50 am

    The poor kid is a pillow biter.

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 30, 2017 at 6:11 am

    Aren’t sex offenders prohibited from being on facebook? Report this fucker!

    • Z-Cat
      March 30, 2017 at 12:47 pm

      Well, I think you would know the answer to that, wouldn’t you?

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    March 30, 2017 at 4:04 am

    This has been the latest episode of “As the Stomach Churns”…

  • M@$$H0l3
    March 30, 2017 at 2:37 am

    Can someone tell me about desk girl? Was she bashed? I want a link to the article.

  • Riston's Daddy
    March 30, 2017 at 12:02 am

    I’m not his real daddy, that’s just what he calls me or whoever else happens to be taking their turn on him. He thinks this gay bar is a biker club house. We’ve been passing his pledge ass around for years telling him he’ll be a full patch one day.

  • Honest Question
    March 29, 2017 at 11:47 pm

    How did his name and face end up online for raping a child? He doesn’t deny that it’s him but it does appear as though he was a young teen at the time. I don’t see him if I go directly to the online registry, only when I google him

    • Stu Pidazzo
      March 31, 2017 at 5:57 pm

      He’s not in the Rhode Island registry, either. I would think he would have to notify local LE if he moved into an area.

  • SatansGiantCock
    Smearing Feces
    March 29, 2017 at 11:25 pm

    Wow. He’s one hard motherfucker. A wangsta rapping Cape Verdean pedophile and biker gang legacy with connections to “Irish Mob”? This diddler would be a force to be reckoned with if he could stop himself from gargling semen for cigarette money. A total germ junkie.

  • BobnLynch
    March 29, 2017 at 10:59 pm


    Riston! Eat a dick my ni**a!!!

  • whatevuh
    March 29, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    This one is the biggest shit-stain I’ve seen in quite a while LMAO

  • Hahahhahahhaha
    March 29, 2017 at 10:45 pm


    • Strata
      March 30, 2017 at 10:29 am

      Laughing at Riston, goofy nothing that will always regret his life. TB just exposed you to millions

  • March 29, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    what the fuck did i just read some 30 year and a 13 year old tag teamed a 7 year old and is now in a flame war with tb lol. Time for bed lol

  • MrSmiley
    March 29, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    Yea because outlaw motorcycle gangs tend to let rippers and diddlers tell then what to do right? This kid is a joke. A fun one at that. Rips on tb but threatens females? That lvl 3 ripper status brings maad credibility yo!

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