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Turns Out The Guy Whose Gun Was Used In Fitchburg Strip Club Shooting Is Running For Mayor Of Fitchburg Because, Fitchburg

Turns Out The Guy Whose Gun Was Used In Fitchburg Strip Club Shooting Is Running For Mayor Of Fitchburg Because, Fitchburg

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It wouldn’t be a mayoral election in Fitchburg without at least one candidate with a past history of murder, or at least attempted murder……

Fitchburg SentinelA 25-year-old Fitchburg man arrested on charges he falsely claimed he shot a man at a Worcester strip club Sunday had pulled papers to run for mayor in February. Alexander Vera, 25, of 62 North St., is being held without bail in the Worcester jail. Police allege he lied to investigators in an apparent attempt to provide an alibi for a companion who actually fired the weapon. Vera, who had a valid license-to-carry permit issued by the Fitchburg Police Department, had his weapon and permit confiscated by Worcester police immediately after the shooting, which left one man with wounds to his legs, police Chief Ernest Martineau said Tuesday. Vera was charged with misleading a police investigation as a result of the incident that occurred at about 1:30 a.m. Sunday at the Riviera Show Club on Southbridge Street in Worcester, according to police.

On Sunday, an off-duty police officer working a private detail heard several gunshots while outside the club. The officer, responding to the gunfire, saw a man, later identified as John Mendez, 27, of 24 Boutelle St., Fitchburg, hand a firearm to Vera before discovering the man who had been wounded. The unidentified man was shot twice in the legs and taken to UMass Memorial Medical Center for treatment, according to police. His condition is unknown. Officers responding to the scene, questioned both men and Vera allegedly told them he had fired the weapon while Mendez claimed he hadn’t touched the gun. However, according to police, what Vera told officers was contradicted by the detail officer’s observations as well as security footage of the incident.

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So let me get this straight. John Mendez and Alexander Vera were enjoying a quiet Wednesday evening at the classiest joint in town – the Riviera strip club on Southbridge Street. Alexander decides he’s just gonna hand over his legally registered gun to John Mendez, since he’s so level-headed. Because guns are Riviera strippers – you can just pass them on from one hoodrat to the next.

Here’s my questions – how the hell did this numbnuts get a gun permit in Fitchburg? In Worcester it’s almost impossible to get a gun. I’d assume the barriers are similar in a place like the Burg. And yet some 25 year old, who apparently lives in Lowell and just uses a Fitchburg address, has no problem getting a gun? Makes sense.

Naturally then his next move was to take out papers for mayor. Because if this guy can run:

Then anyone can.

Anyway, if you’re a regular at the Riviera strip club in Worcester, you kind of have to expect to get shot at least once. It’s science. After all, what kind of crowd do you think this is gonnna attract?

You don’t wanna see the kind of crowd looking for these PIP shelter recruits.

Oh yea, and The Riviera is apparently the Price Rite of the strip club world:

Discount lap dances is a dog whistle for ratchets. You guys take stamps? Do you got a chip reader in those cheeks? Asking for a friend.

Anyway, “he who shall not be named” got over 1,000 votes for City Council last time he ran, proving that there are no shortage of morons in Fitchburg who have a problem voting for someone tied to a murder, never mind an attempted murder. So at this point you have to consider Alexander Vera the favorite at the polls in November. I know one guy who will be voting for him.

 

 

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13 Comment(s)
  • Diane Woods emerson
    Wtf
    May 10, 2017 at 5:43 pm

    I should have clarified , in my opinion if he was inside drinking while carrying its illegal. And I assumed being a bar and strip club at 1:30 am , their drinking. Even if he wasn’t clearly not a very smart guy. If it was in his car and his buddy had access to it , still his responsibility drinking , not drinking , pretty much any scenario I can think of he’s a moron that shouldn’t have a gun.

  • Eww
    May 10, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    Instead of making it rain dollar bills, looks like these girls dance for bags of coke and heroin. Guys should just stay home. I’m guessing their wives and girlfriends are actually sexier than these hoes. Definitely not worth getting shot over.

  • Kevin Lynch
    May 10, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    Looks like I’m good for 3 things… Entertaining Turtle Riders, mouth holstering latino cock and sweating through a shirt…

  • Madcow not Rachel
    May 10, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    More than one Adam’s Apple spotted in that bevy of beauties.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    Wtf
    May 10, 2017 at 11:02 am

    I hope he doesn’t get his LTC back. I am going to assume he was carrying INSIDE the club which is against the law , never mind the fact his drunk buddy had the gun AND shot someone. These are the morons that give the rest of us properly licensed and trained carriers a bad rap. Fucking idiots. And of course he wants to be mayor he’s got lynch to follow.

    • Brendan Rys
      Beej
      May 10, 2017 at 11:09 am

      What law says it’s illegal to carry in a strip club? As long as you’re not drinking there’s nothing illegal there. I agree with the rest of your comment btw.

      • Talisman
        May 10, 2017 at 4:03 pm

        From what I understand MA has no stipulation to carrying where alcohol is served and, even places that have signage, it’s not legally enforceable, but I assume they can trespass you. I know of no state that allows CCW if under any influence, but the article says nothing about that.

        • Brendan Rys
          Beej
          May 10, 2017 at 7:27 pm

          Exactly correct.

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    May 10, 2017 at 10:49 am

    What’s up with the blonde and her stupid mouth? She looks like a fucking angler fish.

    • Angler
      May 10, 2017 at 11:01 am

      I left the hook in the first fishface!

  • YUCK!
    May 10, 2017 at 10:36 am

    Some pretty disgusting skanks in these photos! Is that what the Riviera Club has to offer? Thanks, but, NO THANKS! I think I got an STD just looking at their pictures!!!

    • Turtlehead
      Yuck my dick
      May 10, 2017 at 11:45 am

      It’s probably the closest you’ll ever get to getting laid anyway

      • YUCK!
        May 10, 2017 at 12:47 pm

        I wouldn’t even bang them with your dick! They have 10 foot pole marks all over them, but it’s interesting to see that you find them to be so tantalizing! Anything with three holes, huh?

        Just so you are aware: tantalizing – excite the senses or desires of (someone) (dictionary.com)

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