Turns Out The “Woman” Who Says She Was Punched In The Face By Drag Racing Maine Maggot Has Multiple Arrests For Robbery, Looks Like A Dude, And Owns Multiple Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hats
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The other day we published this blog about a woman who claims she was punched in the face by some maggot from Maine after she got in the way of his drag racing:
We blogged about it because, quite frankly it was a slow news day and we wanted to do something that wasn’t about our Facebook page being suspended.
But we did a little more research in the coming days about the woman who claimed this happened to her, and here’s what we found out:
Police say four people were arrested on robbery charges in Lebanon Friday. Maine State Police say they responded for a report of a robbery at the Evergreen Trailer Park around 2:30 p.m. Police say two men from New Hampshire went to the residence and were robbed by 26-year-old Courtney Rouselle, of Lebanon, 21-year-old Samantha Goodwin, of Lebanon, 27-year-old Jose Gomez, of Boston, MA, and 23-year-old Tasha Loaizo, of Somersworth, NH. There was also a threat that a firearm was involved, but police say it was just a threat. All four suspects were charged with robbery. They were taken to the York County Jail where bail was set to $2,500 per person.
Yup, just a few months back Courtney was robbing people at trailer parks and threatening them with imaginary guns. I’m sure she we’re getting the whole story though.
Check out the mugshots:
No, it’s not Smiles Sanchez or Plumpy Mcpoyle. It’s this one right here:
Then there’s exhibit B:
Ya know you’re an extra special breed of ratchet when you own the headware of champions in more than one color. Guilty.
Like I said, we don’t know the whole story. But even if Courtney did interrupt the drag race, and this Maine maggot really did get out of his car and confront her, you can’t even be mad at him for hitting a girl. Who in their right mind would ever think they were punching a girl when they saw this face?
Police arrested four people following an alleged robbery at an apartment on Green Street Tuesday night. Police said Dusty Blackey, of 62 Green St., called them around 9:30 p.m. reporting he was robbed of $120 cash and two DVDs in a hallway outside his apartment. Blackey also identified four people as the robbers and said they fled in a white Volkswagen, police said. Officers later arrived at the home of one of the suspects, Anna Parkhurst, and discovered the four suspects there, along with the two DVDs allegedly taken and the white Volkswagen outside. Police arrested all four. Parkhurst, 17, of 16 First St. and Courtney Rouselle, 21, of 57 Buffumsville Road are each charged with robbery. Timothy Ortiz, 18, of 7 Colby St. in Gonic, and Macy Tidwell, 20, also of 57 Buffumsville Road, are each charged with conspiracy to commit robbery.
This was from 2011, before Courtney decided to go all GI Jane.
Oh, and she’s looking to buy a gun now too:
Her two convictions for robbery should definitely help her get a LTC. Especially the one where she claimed she had a gun. Next time she finds three willing goobers who wanna take someone’s DVD’s she can actually have a real gun to get the job done.
Anyway, safe to say the whole thing was probably a lie now. Knowing her past she probably tried to rob the guy, she challenged him to a fight, he punched “her” thinking Courtney’s real name was Cornelius, and then he ran off into Maine where he ate coondogs and brushed his teeth with a fig stick.