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I just come here to watch BobnMic get verbally abused in the comment section.
Sell ALL products AT YOUR SPONSORS place of business. Win-win. Two reasons to visit sponsors
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Do you personalize? I’d love to get ‘BobnMic is a LIAR!!!’ printed on my mug.
I can personalize. I draw well. please see my avatar for an idea of what a custom mug can look like. Penis is extra.
It’s tiny… won’t really use any ink…
It’s like an okra tip in the middle of some wilted bean sprouts. My tiny penis that is.
I really need a turtle boy mug and hoodie – said no one.
I already got my mugs… See avatar LOL! Now I need some sweatshirts!
Ya well there Fiesty you’ll do anything at this point to crawl up the Turtle’s ass. Saying that you were compelled to send the Turtle a copy of your license because of the shit that you were stirring up in here over the summer with regard to that family in Spencer you were relentlessly torturing. I love it that he now has all of your information. It’ll make it all that easier for them to chase you the fuck out of here when you have another meltdown and target some other innocent citizen. You must be on notice or something and I fucking love it.
Again further proof that you are no lawyer. A real lawyer would not have done that. Think of it. All TB has to do now is screen-shot all of your bullshit unethical nonsense, threats etc and send them to the MA bar association and you’d be fucked. TB now has your IP address, your e-mail address and all of your personal information. They have you by the balls yet here you still are doing your shit. That is if you really are a lawyer but you are not and this is just another example of that fact. Big time liar and a rabble rousing SJW scum-bucket is all that you are.
And stop chasing all of the women commenters out of here harassing them under my screen name. It is clear as day that you want to not only be some sort of “Queen Bee” but it appears that you want zero further female opinions and dialogue in here. That would fit your profile of lunacy it really would.
What next you are going after South STG or KD? Those two would kick your ass in a heartbeat.
Why would TB do that though Bob?? What have I done to TB besides always sharing the blog, posting here, supporting TB, and basically saying this place is my heaven?? I fucking love it here! I am a good citizen who doesn’t break the law, coming after me would be boring. You act like TB is some fucking monster looking to terrorize innocent people, and if that’s the way you think about TB and why you necessarily wouldn’t get personal, then why do you come here? I have done nothing wrong to anyone. I troll the trolls, and I make you cry. Neither of whom are important to TB in any way. I’m not afraid of TB knowing who I am or finding out my home address because I don’t see TB as fucking monsters, just human beings making a living by writing a blog. A blog that goes after people who break the law, asswipes, sjw types, ect. Ever stop and think that perhaps someone along the lines from TB enjoys me enough to not give two fucks about the grotesque things I write on here? Guess what, I’m diabolical… and someone out there digs it man! I belong here, so feelings are mutual!!!!
You on the other hand……. You called TB a fucking asshole and said his blog was shitty. So, why are you here????
Also, I have not posted under your screen name and I could care less if you believe that or not. You keep calling me an attention seeker so I’m going to be a tad bit of a bitch here and keep it “100” as hood rats would say. If I wanted attention, I would use my real picture here and be the “cute and adorable” type. I’m so very far from that personality. Quite frankly, although I see myself as average, I get well more than enough attention offline. No need for me to seek it here.
Stop kissing ass. I’m obviously NOT the jealous type and I have never been threatened by another woman. I’m one of the rare types that enjoy having more women on this blog. Especially if they have nice boobies.
I wish someone would teabag you with sweaty balls… You deserve it.
I’m going to bed BobbieBitch. I know your unemployment gives you the freedom to be up all night but I’m 2 hours past my bed time. Ya know… responsibilities!!
P.S. I am never leaving here. I think what TB does is so fucking satisfying. I’m living vicariously through TB.
Bullshit, bullshit and more bullshit. You are insanely sucking up because you knew you fucked up. So when, if ever, do you man up and apologize to that family in Spencer that you relentlessly tortured? You always skate around that issue don’t you. You never bother anyone? You really are nuts aren’t you.
You should not consider this “your heaven.” You are fucking this whole thing up and chasing out potentially new and good commenters especially the women. Look at what you did to a Vietnam veteran who was only in here for one month? You and that other shithead tortured the guy for doing what? Having an opinion? You’re a toolbag and you DO NOT belong in here with your lies, rabble rousing and victimizing innocent citizens. Look in the mirror sweetheart. You’re an evil witch.
P.S. I remember your photo that you posted. You’re a fucking mutt so don’t flatter yourself. I wouldn’t tap you with Turd’s dick.
Let’s be more specific because overviews seem to fly over your head. You tortured an innocent family in Spencer that did nothing wrong. You posted pictures of them, all of them, the husband wife and kids, their home address, phone numbers here then dragged their names through the mud all fucking summer. All in an effort to find out who I was because you are fucking obsessed with me for some fucked up reason. And I always said from day one that I am happily married so I never did and still do understand it.
During all of this I was informed that this guy got real pissed about that and I was asked for a little background on the matter. Then when you realized you fucked up – you just ignored it hoping it would all just go away. Well idiot, the shit you pulled is permanent. I was hoping he was going to come after you legally I really was and he still could so if you are going to continue to hang in here without getting the boot, which I wish TBS would do, then you best be on your very best behavior and not cause anymore problems with your ghost screen names etc. You understand me?
BobnMic is a LIAR! Fuck off , Bob!
Suck a fat dick!! I can do and say as I please here, you definitely won’t dictate my behavior. Also, there is PROOF of you pretending to be this man for WEEKS on here then you realized it backfired. For some reason, I find it odd that you keep saying I never apologized. If you aren’t him, how do you know I haven’t already??? Just shut the fuck up already. You literally admitted to being him FOR WEEKS and begged me to stop posting “your” information. Well, it was before I knew how much of a pathological liar you were. I mean uou literally knew this mans life diwn to a fucking T!! Im talking evrry detail down to his vacation tike back during 4th of July. So, if you are not him, you are definitely related or associated since you knew everything about him. You are a crazy liar. Just like you lying about being a retired Worcester police officer during a time that was very sad and traumatic to many families. Here you were on TB milking this fake story about you helping the family of deceased firefighters.
You say you own many motorcycles, a Verizon store, go on lavish vacations, have a masters degree make 6 figures, happily married to a hot wife, own real estate, ect… I mean your lies are INSANE. You are the one who should be worried here, not me.
I hope one day your wife sees your behavior on here so she can realize she is married to a weak and pathetic piece of shit who allows a woman on the internet to run his life and emotions so much he has stalked her for 7 months…. That’s how weak you are Bob. You have allowed me to be in control of your emotions and thoughts to the point you mention me when I don’t even post. You have given me power over how your day starts. You are a very weak man. No way a man like you could EVER be a police officer.
I hope you die soon so I don’t have to read your lies anymore.
And once again, bobnmic gets thoroughly cucked. I swear he must get off on this. I don’t know what excites him more…thinking about my next poop or what Fiesty is going to say back to his lame ass trolling attempt.
Hey bob…what brand of lotion do you fap with? I’m going to buy some stock in that company. It’s sure to go through the roof.
I still wouldn’t tap you with Turd’s dick, but how do you like the triple tap action I’m getting here? I’m literally getting tapped on my head by 3 dicks at once. I mean how great is that? Who knows, this might even be a world record here. I might even win a trophy for this and boy would that put Paul and his rosewood pen in their place. Hehehe…….I said wood.
Wrong again Fiesty. Wrong again. I never once said I was that guy from Spencer. I know nothing about him or his family only to know that they were innocent people that you were on a relentless pursuit to embarrass for no good fucking reason. Now you’re reaching in an effort to justify your actions. You’re an idiot who can’t admit that you were and still are wrong.
When I am wrong I’ll admit it and if it’s outrageous enough in nature I’ll issue an apology. For instance – there was a commenter with a screen name that I did not recognize who I thought was you fucking around in here rabble rousing and causing shit. An easy enough mistake given the fact that you have been doing that ever since you got here. That person convinced me I was wrong then I apologized and let it go. And guess what – that person stopped doing it because he/she realized that I am not alone as regulars in here getting fed up with shit like what you do.
You see that is the big difference between a person like you and a person like me. You will never admit your mistakes because of your foolish idiotic pride. I have no problem with manning up and eating crow. It cleanses the soul not that you would know anything about that because as you say you do not have a soul. Must suck to be you.
Stalking: Again your sick and twisted fantasy. How could I stalk someone that I wish would get the fuck off of here? Would that not be the opposite? There a certain words that I do not like to use and that is “hate” and the “C” words but let me tell you – you make it pretty damn hard. You really do. It’s called a moral compass. Look it up because you have proven time and time again that you have no idea what that even means.
Retired Worcester Cop: I have already said in here five fucking times that I cannot comment on my involvement in that profession either way for issues of family and others. So just stop trying to get specifics out of me. It will not work because you suck at it. I think I made enough posts in here regarding issues and articles on LE so use your imagination and leave it at that. I am anonymous and I plan on keeping it that way.
Your behavior: You bet your fucking ass I am going to speak up when you start fucking around especially with innocent people. You do not get to do that scot free without resistance. You get no free pass for being a woman either so put that card away. You want to piss with the big boys – you take the good and the bad. It’s called Feminism. Look that one up too.
SHUT YOUR COCK HOLDER! GO BACK TO DITTLING LITTLE KIDS IN THE BASEMENT! EVERYONE HERE HATES YOU!
You are the biggest whiniest ninny I’ve ever come across on the internet.
NOW SHUT DA FUCK UP!!!!
Careful, Bob is bored so he’s going on his sneaky upvote/downvote crusade like he used to do… Over the course of the day my downvotes will increase slowly as his up votes increase slowly…. He once refreshed an incognito page to give me APPROXIMATELY 97 downvotes because I made a fool of him when he spoke about legal matters. This is back when pop-ups here were an issue so you had to wait for the entire page to load before getting to the comments. I honestly don’t care about them at all, I’m just extremely confused as to why someone would actually waste their personal time doing that shit.
That level of fucked up sickness can’t be for real… It was insane. As we talked about it on FB, it was then we realized this guy is sick in the head because one of us counted 15 seconds just for the page to load…. let alone look through comments to find me. Which means he spent almost 2 hours doing this…. LOL
Oh and BobnMic, you DID say you were him…. You did. I honestly believe if you aren’t him, you are related or associated. You knew everything about him which is very freaky. You also knew he was divorced before I knew this info, lmao… That’s when you tried to say I was his wife….. and then I sent the license. My honest opinion? You’re such a good liar you have fooled even the smartest person to believe your bullshit of being some made up character, OR… You really are him, related to him, or associated with him.
His page was private and extremely difficult to get on his friends list. So, unless you were already on there, or its you, it was impossible to know the details you knew. You posted here about going on vacation to the exact locations he was going to during the exact dates he posted on his FB… Like really I’m not going down the fucking list about this all over again, there is way too much.
I dropped it because someone asked me to do it for them, not for you. So, in short, go fuck yourself and die.
You lying “I’m a retired Worcester Police officer who hand delivered band news to families of deceased firefighters” psychopath.
You denied making that post then when MULTIPLE people called you out on it, you got scared and are now saying it “could” be you…LMAO!! Okay. Psycho!!
Or Professor M aka Marie Guilmette the Junkie from Athol. She is the only other loser who cares about staying up all night incognito tabbing the fuck out of people she doesn’t like. Soon enough she will earn the DSS visit, I’m just waiting because she knows I like keeping things on edge.
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Did someone call?? Should I use a picture of myself on here??? Hmm maybe the one I screen shotted from our video chat where it’s obvious I have meth face!!!!
Should I do it??? Keep tabbing it… Keep doing it. If it gets to double digits, I’ll choose the WORST picture of myself, include my address and number on every post I do here for the next 3 months. I will also make an account of my deathly obese brother, one of Robert, and even Dan too!!!
Yeah… I swear on my childs life it’s time for a DSS visit!! Mark my words, phone call immediately Monday morning. I can’t wait!
Can someone score me some meth or heroin??
Can I buy a beanie? I need one so when I make up stories about the Orange school district having a rubber room for kids to be tortured in, I can hide from society! Fucking meth has my brain scrambled like eggs.
Oh did I “forget” to mention I LOVE “walnuts” and it’s funny because that’s the new Street I live on in the new town I live in???????? 😉
Should I change my handle to the new town and address or keep it to Athol?? You choose baby girl!!!
Speaking of crawling up asses… You should see my post on “38 Pitches”… Let me recreate that ass kiss here:
Curt – It’s the SJWs / BLM / PC Patrol / You Hurt My Feelings – What About MY Feelings / You don’t agree with me so SHUT UP and stop talking – crowd that are spreading like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on a piece of bread the size of this whole country.
Clint Eastwood has an awesome video on Youtube, if you haven’t seen it already, called “Millennials – The Pussy Generation.” Clint still has it and always will.
P.S. First time posting on your blog and I’m sure you’ve heard this a trillion times – but big fan #38 and nobody talks about that commercial you did just after you signed with the Red Sox when you were in full uniform thumbing on a highway presumably coming from Arizona and you had a line something to the effect of heading to Boston to end an 86 year curse. And damn it you did it.
Now – Go unseat Pocahontas so the U.S. will fall back into balance and all be great again. Bob…
The beanies look terrible. It is hard to make out what it says and should’ve just been the turtle on there.