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Turtleboy Celebrates 50,000 Facebook Turtle Riders Mark: Relive The Margee Pesikov 10 Things I Hate About Worcester Classic From When We Had Less Than 1,000 Followers

Turtleboy Celebrates 50,000 Facebook Turtle Riders Mark: Relive The Margee Pesikov 10 Things I Hate About Worcester Classic From When We Had Less Than 1,000 Followers

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Today was a big day for Turtleboy Sports. We went over the 50,000 turtle rider hurdle on our Facebook page.


Considering we’ve served three separate 90 day suspensions after being mass reported by trolls, this is something we are very proud of. We crossed the 40,000 mark on December 15. We crossed the 30,000 mark in late May. You do the math and we’re exploding at an exponential rate. The Revolution will not be stopped because the people demand the truth with zero sugarcoating, and zero political correctness, and that’s exactly what we give them.

Normally every time we get another 10,000 turtle riders we do a t-shirt giveaway to whoever the 20,000th or 30,000th turtle rider is. We’re gonna do it again this time, except we’re giving away a turtle mug instead, because those can be used in all seasons.


And the 50,000th turtle rider is…..


Matthew Nordberg of Mansfield. Message us and we will hook you up brotha. Welcome aboard the turtle.

But at the same time it’s kind of unfair to old school turtle riders who have been on board for a while. So to pay back the loyalist of the loyal, we had a trivia question on our Facebook page that only old school turtle riders would know the answer to. We asked them to identify this formerly Turtleboy famous individual:


And the winner is……

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Patricia Kontulis. Message us and we’ll get you hooked up Patricia. Congrats. She was one of a handful to correctly identify Margaret “Margee” Pesikov, the millenial who upset an entire city with her 10 Things I Hate About Worcester Youtube rant. On that note, let’s relive the greatness that was Margee Pesikov…

Part 2:

“Worcester is where dreams go to die”……That should probably be our next t-shirt. Poor Margee was some chick from Canton, who got a job at Hanover Insurance, made this video thinking only her friends would see it, and ended up becoming Turtleboy famous instead. The original blog was viewed more than 25,000 times, and she took it down, so this is the only copy we were left with. But let’s reevaluate her 10 grievances to see if they’re legitimate….

10. Worcester is an hour from Providence, Connecticut, and Boston, where all her cool friends are, so she’s bored a lot in Worcester because she has no friends here.

Those places are all expensive and you couldn’t find a job in any of them. So you’re stuck here with the rest of us.


9. The street signs all have a giant red heart on it. 


Turtleboy has a lot of beefs with the City of Worcester and living here. The red hearts on the street signs is not one of them. Calm your tits Margee. You’ll be OK.


8. Fire hydrants are yellow in Worcester. 


Seriously? There’s so much to shit on with this city and you’re picking the yellow fire hydrants? Who even notices the color of fire hydrants? Simma down Margee.


7. Everyone in Worcester walks around and looks like psychopaths who are plotting to kill you. 



6. Every store near me is a dollar store or a discount retailer. 

That’s because you obviously live in the hood. There is no dollar store on Chester Street or Richmond Ave. No matter where you are in America, if you’re in the hood, there’s a dollar store right down the street. Weak.


5. The grocery stores only sell knockoffs and sell “iffy” things that might give her cancer, and the avocados are rock hard. 

Hunny, you can’t shop at Price Rite and expect quality. I will say this though – the fact that Worcester doesn’t have a Market Basket is unforgivable. Shaw’s blows. Big Y requires you to carry stupid coins in your wallet. Stop n’ Shop is out of the question because the prices are so high. And Price Chopper is the most misleading store name ever.


4. The potholes here are terrible, and if you start dating her you’re not allowed to visit because if you come here and fuck up your car you might sue Margee. 

Preach sister!!! We did a blog on the Top 10 Worst Streets in Worcester for potholes, and the results speak for themselves:




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3. There’s no such thing as feeling safe here, and people in Worcester grab about being 24 years old and not getting shot. Also, bitches in Worcester steal pens out of your car. 

Can’t argue with that. Worcester people are grimy as shit. They have zero problem snatching your pen when you’re not looking. Especially if it’s one of those Pilot pens. Writing with one of those things is better than sex. But seriously, my car was stolen a couple summers ago. When it turned up two weeks later it was covered in cocaine residue, blunt wraps, and hoodrat broken dreams. I could see fingerprints all over the car and I’m quite positive the idiots who stole it have their fingerprints in the system. The Worcester Cop who took the report told me they didn’t have the resources to fingerprint stolen cars because there’s 50 stolen cars in Worcester per week. Oh, and if you apply to get a gun, Gary Gemme basically made that impossible.  So yea, if you feel unsafe in Worcester, I can’t argue with you on that one Margee. #FreeMyPen


2. I live next to a handicapped building and they ride around the city and play in traffic and get in my way when I’m driving. 

That’s cold Margee. I know you don’t have a lot of handicapped people riding around the streets in Canton, but you just have to put up with it here. Ya know, because they can’t walk, so we should probably give them a break. Just sayin.


1. The sun doesn’t shine in Worcester. It’s always raining and people are miserable because of it. 

I assure you the weather patterns in Worcester are no different than they are in Canton. The fact that this made #1 is more indicative of the laziness of your list. How do you have a list like this that doesn’t include panhandlers? How do you have a list that doesn’t include awful, poorly timed traffic lights? How do you have a list that doesn’t include the AWFUL plowing job every time it snows?

I remember first seeing this and people were pretty pissed about it. I think we all were being provincial bitches now that I look back on it. Pretty harmless video, except for the handicapped part. That shit was cold. I’m just saying, Turtleboy could come up with a much better Top 10 list of things we hate about Worcester. And we might have to do that coming soon.




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29 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    February 25, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    That shit takes me back. I was around for Margee, and Busgate, and Gish Jen – one of the early Turtle Riders. It’s crazy that this has blown up like it has.

    • WHAT?
      February 26, 2017 at 11:26 am

      After years of being led around and being fed bullshit, people want to know the TRUTH.

      People don’t want to be fed the party line any more. They want the rocks turned over and they want to see the dark underbelly of what is really going on.

      The truth shall make you free!

  • February 25, 2017 at 10:54 am

    this bitch lost me after AA meeting for myself…

    oh and I want a fing coffee cup already

  • WHAT?
    February 25, 2017 at 10:48 am


    Keep turning over the rocks to see what scurries away.
    How many mosaic’s are there in the state? How many welfare frauds are there? How much food stamp fraud is there?

    There are many, many decent people in this state working hard to provide a decent life for their families and themselves. They are faced with an ever increasing tax burden. These people deserve to see how their tax dollars are being pissed down the toilet. MSM is too cowardly to expose the truth.

    Keep turning over the rocks!

  • Mike
    February 25, 2017 at 6:23 am

    She is a classic uptalker…
    Good news for ou darlin…
    The dollar store on park ave sells “rib eye steak” you can get toothpaste..lubricant…a pregnancy test kit…a drug test kit..and micro magic burgers..

    • Dunk
      February 25, 2017 at 7:27 am

      All dollar stores sell rib eye steaks marinate them for a month and there good

  • Adios
    February 24, 2017 at 11:46 pm

    The gate is open for all who hate it here so much.

    • BobnMic
      February 25, 2017 at 1:56 am

      And that would be a lot based on the love for trolls as opposed to regular and normal commenters.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        February 25, 2017 at 2:09 am

        Are you still crying? You missed me on Live tonight Bob. Where were you? Would have been great to see you in the comment section wiping your tears with the same tissues you cum in…

        • Brian albrecht
          February 25, 2017 at 3:37 am

          Hey do you take criminal defense cases? I have a small drug charge that I really would like to have dismissed. If you do i can send you my deat’s. or you can google them thanks

          • BobnMic
            February 25, 2017 at 9:04 am

            Did you ever buy any cocaine from a guy named Turd Burglestein? Would you be willing to wear a wire and make an undercover buy for me? I can make those charges disappear and you get to keep the drugs. Also will you pick me up a couple of oxy while you’re there?

        • BobnMic
          February 26, 2017 at 12:46 am

          Well I could hear that and did that. But I do not do FaceBook so I could not comment. But anyway – You actually sounded like a normal person. So why are you so weird in here? I never changed who I am in here. Is getting weird in a blog a thing now? Clue me in.

        • on it's back
          May 23, 2017 at 1:44 pm

          Holy shit…… that was fucking funny

      • BobnMic
        February 25, 2017 at 6:36 am

        I would know… I’m king of the trolls!
        For months I hid behind the excuse that I was protecting my family. But now that I’m outed, I’m still here talking shit while more and more personal details are released.

        • BobnMic
          February 25, 2017 at 6:42 am

          Why do I do it, you might ask? The ghost of Vince Lombardi told me standing my ground is more important than intelligence and protecting the reputation of my family.

  • Your Local Big Y
    February 24, 2017 at 11:00 pm

    Big Y Coins are the weirdest things.

    • Big D
      February 25, 2017 at 1:40 pm

      They’re gone now.

  • 50K!!!!! Congrats!
    February 24, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    Way to go TBS! 50K is pretty impressive. I’d like to thank Leslie Lathrop, that incessant troglodyte, for leading me here by being a twit and TRYING to prevent the GDHS chorus from singing in Padua, Italy. Without your unnecessary interference, I would have had no reason to research you and TBS would not have blogged about you.
    Looking forward to more blogs filled with ratchets, guttermuppets, lying mayors, hashtagging ADAs, fupasloths, prostiskanks and all their family and friends!!!!

    Turtleboy Sports: We keep it 100!!!!!!!

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 24, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    weird tb facebook has over 50,000 likes. But this blog has less than 100 views in a few hours.I know sometimes companies buy fake likes….. Hmmmmmm….awkward…

  • Alex
    February 24, 2017 at 10:30 pm

    Congrats TB!
    Looking forward to the updated top 10 worst things about Worcester.

    Some ideas:
    People who don’t shovel the sidewalks
    The red light at the end of 146
    The left turn onto 290 from Madison st
    KELLY SQUARE!!!! I swear I can hear Jigsaw’s voice “we’re going to play a game: you have to drive thru this intersection, except nobody has any fu**ing idea when to go”

  • LowProfile
    February 24, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    My top ten:
    1) the government. Need I say more about Petty and the crime family
    2) the roads. Potholes, bike lanes, that list could take a whole page
    3) the taxes. See #1
    4) the downtown improvements, can you say section 8
    5) snow removal
    6) the weather, nobody’s fault, deal with it
    7) the local newspaper. That’s an oxymoron. Thank God for this site
    8) the school system, sorry TB, but I’m a fan of charter schools
    9) the highest paid government employee….you know who they are
    10) main south, Vernon hill, Belmont hill…..shit, every hill
    How are those apples

  • Brian albrecht
    February 24, 2017 at 8:06 pm

    Weymouth is the best city in the state! Everyone knows that and if you dont agree come say it to my fucking face. Worcester is a piece of trash that no one who isnt illegal, or a criminal/drug addict takes pride living in. i’ll be in worcester sunday if any of you worcester launching pads feel tough Ill be at the starbucks on east central at noon. Let me know you fucking pussys

    • That's the best you've got?
      February 24, 2017 at 8:45 pm

      Can you order a venti caramel macchiato for me when you get there?

      • Brian Albrecht
        February 24, 2017 at 8:49 pm

        HAHA It would be hilarious if you and your twink boyfriend showed up. I know youre a FAG just from your comment. GO suck another couple cocks you bottom bitch


        • BobnMic's Gerbil
          February 24, 2017 at 8:59 pm

          ^^^^^The Gay Mouth from Weymouth^^^^^

        • Wwy
          February 26, 2017 at 1:17 am

          It’s not Weymouth anymore since your father stitched the first rainbow flag in gay Massachusetts we call it gay mouth now.

    • Brian's Gaping Anus
      February 25, 2017 at 8:59 am

      Yes, come by Starbucks for a starfuck….my wrinkled star that is. I will be working gloryhole duty in their bathroom. I’ll show all you fucks how we “thro dah shit down bitches”. I’ll take all you pussies on at once. I’ll melt all of you guises cocks.

      • BobnMic
        February 26, 2017 at 2:25 am

        Testing for free speech. Fucking nice huh? Say your opinion and then are goooooooooone.

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 24, 2017 at 8:01 pm


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