Turtleboy Celebrates 50,000 Facebook Turtle Riders Mark: Relive The Margee Pesikov 10 Things I Hate About Worcester Classic From When We Had Less Than 1,000 Followers
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Today was a big day for Turtleboy Sports. We went over the 50,000 turtle rider hurdle on our Facebook page.
Considering we’ve served three separate 90 day suspensions after being mass reported by trolls, this is something we are very proud of. We crossed the 40,000 mark on December 15. We crossed the 30,000 mark in late May. You do the math and we’re exploding at an exponential rate. The Revolution will not be stopped because the people demand the truth with zero sugarcoating, and zero political correctness, and that’s exactly what we give them.
Normally every time we get another 10,000 turtle riders we do a t-shirt giveaway to whoever the 20,000th or 30,000th turtle rider is. We’re gonna do it again this time, except we’re giving away a turtle mug instead, because those can be used in all seasons.
And the 50,000th turtle rider is…..
Matthew Nordberg of Mansfield. Message us and we will hook you up brotha. Welcome aboard the turtle.
But at the same time it’s kind of unfair to old school turtle riders who have been on board for a while. So to pay back the loyalist of the loyal, we had a trivia question on our Facebook page that only old school turtle riders would know the answer to. We asked them to identify this formerly Turtleboy famous individual:
And the winner is……
Patricia Kontulis. Message us and we’ll get you hooked up Patricia. Congrats. She was one of a handful to correctly identify Margaret “Margee” Pesikov, the millenial who upset an entire city with her 10 Things I Hate About Worcester Youtube rant. On that note, let’s relive the greatness that was Margee Pesikov…
“Worcester is where dreams go to die”……That should probably be our next t-shirt. Poor Margee was some chick from Canton, who got a job at Hanover Insurance, made this video thinking only her friends would see it, and ended up becoming Turtleboy famous instead. The original blog was viewed more than 25,000 times, and she took it down, so this is the only copy we were left with. But let’s reevaluate her 10 grievances to see if they’re legitimate….
10. Worcester is an hour from Providence, Connecticut, and Boston, where all her cool friends are, so she’s bored a lot in Worcester because she has no friends here.
Those places are all expensive and you couldn’t find a job in any of them. So you’re stuck here with the rest of us.
9. The street signs all have a giant red heart on it.
Turtleboy has a lot of beefs with the City of Worcester and living here. The red hearts on the street signs is not one of them. Calm your tits Margee. You’ll be OK.
8. Fire hydrants are yellow in Worcester.
Seriously? There’s so much to shit on with this city and you’re picking the yellow fire hydrants? Who even notices the color of fire hydrants? Simma down Margee.
7. Everyone in Worcester walks around and looks like psychopaths who are plotting to kill you.
6. Every store near me is a dollar store or a discount retailer.
That’s because you obviously live in the hood. There is no dollar store on Chester Street or Richmond Ave. No matter where you are in America, if you’re in the hood, there’s a dollar store right down the street. Weak.
5. The grocery stores only sell knockoffs and sell “iffy” things that might give her cancer, and the avocados are rock hard.
Hunny, you can’t shop at Price Rite and expect quality. I will say this though – the fact that Worcester doesn’t have a Market Basket is unforgivable. Shaw’s blows. Big Y requires you to carry stupid coins in your wallet. Stop n’ Shop is out of the question because the prices are so high. And Price Chopper is the most misleading store name ever.
4. The potholes here are terrible, and if you start dating her you’re not allowed to visit because if you come here and fuck up your car you might sue Margee.
Preach sister!!! We did a blog on the Top 10 Worst Streets in Worcester for potholes, and the results speak for themselves:
3. There’s no such thing as feeling safe here, and people in Worcester grab about being 24 years old and not getting shot. Also, bitches in Worcester steal pens out of your car.
Can’t argue with that. Worcester people are grimy as shit. They have zero problem snatching your pen when you’re not looking. Especially if it’s one of those Pilot pens. Writing with one of those things is better than sex. But seriously, my car was stolen a couple summers ago. When it turned up two weeks later it was covered in cocaine residue, blunt wraps, and hoodrat broken dreams. I could see fingerprints all over the car and I’m quite positive the idiots who stole it have their fingerprints in the system. The Worcester Cop who took the report told me they didn’t have the resources to fingerprint stolen cars because there’s 50 stolen cars in Worcester per week. Oh, and if you apply to get a gun, Gary Gemme basically made that impossible. So yea, if you feel unsafe in Worcester, I can’t argue with you on that one Margee. #FreeMyPen
2. I live next to a handicapped building and they ride around the city and play in traffic and get in my way when I’m driving.
That’s cold Margee. I know you don’t have a lot of handicapped people riding around the streets in Canton, but you just have to put up with it here. Ya know, because they can’t walk, so we should probably give them a break. Just sayin.
1. The sun doesn’t shine in Worcester. It’s always raining and people are miserable because of it.
I assure you the weather patterns in Worcester are no different than they are in Canton. The fact that this made #1 is more indicative of the laziness of your list. How do you have a list like this that doesn’t include panhandlers? How do you have a list that doesn’t include awful, poorly timed traffic lights? How do you have a list that doesn’t include the AWFUL plowing job every time it snows?
I remember first seeing this and people were pretty pissed about it. I think we all were being provincial bitches now that I look back on it. Pretty harmless video, except for the handicapped part. That shit was cold. I’m just saying, Turtleboy could come up with a much better Top 10 list of things we hate about Worcester. And we might have to do that coming soon.
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