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Turtleboy Crisis: We Are Under Attack And Will Not Exist Moving Forward Without Help From Turtle Riders



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Hello turtle riders. I’m writing this blog to you to explain to you some behind the scenes stuff that is going on that I’d like to make you all aware of, in hopes that someone might read it and offer help our guidance. It’s humbling to write something like this, as normally I’m an overly confident person, but you all should know about the issues we face moving forward.

As you know if you’ve read “I Am Turtleboy,” Turtleboy Sports and myself personally are constantly being attacked financially in order for our critics to silence us. The goal for them is simple – make sure Turtleboy the business cannot make money, or runs out of money, so that we will not be able to afford to cover our operating costs.

In 2017 things were looking good. The Facebook page had over 100,000 followers, we were making decent money with Google AdSense, we had a slate of local advertisers, and it looked like this would be a successful media company that would continue to grow.

When the critics realized that death threats against me would not stop me from using this platform to express our constitutionally protected rights, they began to come after me financially in four ways:

  1. Attacking our social media
  2. Attacking our advertisers
  3. Getting us blacklisted from Google AdSense
  4. Frivolous lawsuits

1. In hindsight losing Facebook and Twitter wasn’t even that big of a blow. We now average as many viewers a day in 2019 that we did at this point in 2017. Our audience continues to grow and expand to new areas, and more and more people access our website directly through internet browsers or the app, rather than through Facebook or Twitter. I’d like to get those pages back, but getting them back would not save the company. They are the least of my concerns at this point.

2. Mobs organized “boycotts” of our local advertisers, which were really harassment campaigns. By calling and harassing them over and over again, businesses were bothered and intimidated, and slowly we began to lose them. Since I do not have a sales team, or even a salesperson, I am not able to go knocking on doors and finding new advertisers, although I’m sure I could if I had the time. Finding a slate of advertisers in 2014 and 2015 was very easy as everyone around here knows Turtleboy and wanted to be seen on the fastest growing blog in New England. Nevertheless, that revenue source has all but disappeared for now.

3. Instead of finding local advertisers who paid a flat fee per month to be on the website, I began to use ad networks which pay you per page view to put ads on their website. Going through a middle man like this allowed me to focus on creating quality and entertaining content, and the more page views we brought in the more money we made. However, most ad networks use Google AdSense, and the trolls then began reporting us to them over and over again. Eventually they blacklisted us. This is normally a death sentence, since they drive down demand. By losing AdSense we lost about 80% of our advertising revenue. Eighty. Percent. In order to make up for that we used other ad networks like RevContent, which don’t pay nearly as well. Yesterday RevContent also told us that due to people complaining to them they are ending their relationship with us as well. We will try to find another ad network to fill the void, but that’s easier said than done. But this is why we have a donate button now – because we hardly make any money off of advertising now.

4. Anyone can file lawsuit in this country, regardless of how frivolous it is. I’ve been sued several times and never even made it to trial before the cases were dismissed. However, you are forced to hire an attorney if the company is sued, and luckily Margaret Melican has represented me in several cases pro bono. In the Rian Waters case I had to hire an attorney though, and it’s very expensive, and I will not be receiving lawyer fees from Rian Waters once that case is dismissed.

The problem now is the lawsuit filed by Jennifer Azadnia, who has unlimited resources at her disposal largely due to the wealth of her husband. She has hired Aaron Hernandez’ attorney George Leontire, who is in court today at a hearing to demand that I hand over my hard drive, iPhone, email, Facebook, and blogging passwords, so that he can read private conversations and obtain IP address information on anyone who has published content on Turtleboy Sports. Although I would hope it gets dismissed, this is time consuming and tiring for Margaret, and takes away from her ability to work on other cases for clients who are actually paying her. She can’t keep doing this on her own. 

As a result of all the lost revenue from advertisers, Google AdSense, and cases like Rian Waters, this business model simply cannot continue. I cannot afford an attorney to continue the case with George Leontire and Jennifer Azadnia if Margaret is unable to continue. Jennifer is also suing Tara Winterhalter, the owner of Ritual Sweat Society, the yoga studio that she opened her business across the street from. A lot of the information that Western Mass Turtlegirl used in the blog about Jennifer Azadnia came from her own customer complaints, complaints from former employees of her’s, and the yoga studio across the street. This includes the video of Jennifer barging into Ritual Sweat Society and hurling disparaging insults at their employees. All of it was verified, and all of it was true. Nevertheless, they’ve had to shell out for an attorney and I would estimate they’ve paid upwards of $30-50,000 on this lawsuit already. When they win they will not be reimbursed by the plaintiff. This is just what people like Jennifer Azadnia and George Leontire do – sue everyone who says disparaging things about them. Jennifer has the money to do it, and George is happy to take her money and make a comfortable living attacking legitimate business owners like me and Tara Winterhalter, for daring to not give into the bullying tactics of his client

And yes, we have looked into purchasing insurance, but have had no success. No one will insure a blog that gets sued all the time like us, regardless of the fact that we’ve never lost.

I realize that by publishing a blog like this it makes me look weak. The enemies of the blog and free speech like George Leontire will be like sharks smelling blood in the water. But I’d rather be up front and honest about what’s going on behind the scenes. At heart I’m a humble Worcester guy, although I know Turtleboy comes across as overly confident. I don’t make enough money to hire attorneys to fight frivolous lawsuits from people like Leontire and Azadnia. Margaret may have to withdraw from the case if this continues, which would basically mean the end of Turtleboy Sports, since I do not have the money to continue to fight battles like this while running a website simultaneously.

I want to continue running Turtleboy Sports because I believe in it. I know the great things that this blog has done:

  • Exposed huge scandals with the state police and probation departments
  • Exposed political corruption at all levels of government
  • Fought for people like teachers, cops, and firefighters
  • Helped find missing and stolen pets
  • Helped bring countless criminals to justice by identifying them
  • Helped local businesses rebound after being unfairly attacked by mobs
  • Helped victims of domestic abuse like Samantha Cardin
  • Raised money for the families of people who lost loved ones in tragedies
  • Helped reunite mothers with their children by liberating them from people like Michael Cadena

I could go on and on. Yes, we use colorful language often, but at the end of the day we accomplish all of those things in the process.

But the fact of the matter is that we need help, which is why I’m humbly coming to you today. In order for Turtleboy to continue we could use the following:

  • An attorney who truly believes in free speech and is willing to do some pro-bono work in order to fight speech bullies like George Leontire.
  • A salesman to sell advertising space in various formats on Turtleboy to local businesses. This would be on a commission basis with no ceiling. We have over 75,000 people a day visit our website. A good salesperson could find a way to monetize that, since publications like Worcester Magazine, which no one reads, are filled with ads.
  • Local businesses to advertise with Turtleboy. If you own a business and you want to reach a large and growing audience, AND support free speech in the process, this is the ideal place to advertise. We will defend you to the end of the earth and turtle riders will patronize your business in order to support us.
  • Donate to the Turtle fund or buy something in the Turtleboy store. We have a PayPal button, and I know a lot of you reading this have already donated, so don’t feel like you owe us anything. I don’t want to do a paywall like the Boston Globe. Instead, we want people to donate to us because they value what we do and are willing to contribute to it when possible.
  • Purchase the $10 a month ad free package. You can purchase that by clicking hereThis is the easiest way to help us out. If 500, out of our 75,000 daily visitors (0.5% of you), purchased this package, a lot of our problems would be solved. We wouldn’t have to worry about losing advertisers and other things that are completely out of our control. It wouldn’t help us fight the lawsuits, but it would help us continue to create content.
  • We’re looking for an investor as well. Someone who sees the potential in an outlet like this and wants to take it to the next level.

I want to do this for the rest of my life. I want Turtleboy to grow and spread everywhere. I think what we do is important and makes a difference in society. But ultimately it can’t happen without your support, because the people we expose are often wealthy and will use their power to try to silence us. If Turtleboy is something you’d like to see continue then we graciously appreciate any and all help turtle riders can offer. We love you all.


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Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting censored and banned by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship. Or just buy our award winning book about the dangers of censorship and rise of Turtleboy: 


84 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 26, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    What ever happened to that garage door company?

  • WeRFucked
    April 26, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    I don’t subscribe, but I’d say I’ve donated $100 or so in the past year, maybe more. $50 today. Well worth the laughs I get.
    To the bloggers & the many faithful commenters… THANK YOU.

    David Wade can kiss a dick.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 26, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    Look I love TB, but the model is unsustainable..

    You can’t base your business on publically insulting people. They will come after you any way they can.

    I think you should get out before someone actuallly causes you physical harm

  • Julie the Jarhead
    April 26, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    I sent you $21 because: a) I believe in free speech, 2) you teach me new and crazy words; and 3) I want to be able to keep trolling you sons of bitches.


  • foleyworld
    Quincys least finest
    April 26, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    TBS I’m really pulling for ya! I’m gonna sign up for the $10/month ad free service and maybe get a T shirt but I really want you to know I WANT to do more and here’s why I’m not gonna right now; I’m what you USED TO refer to as a “ reasonable Democrat” before you went full blown Rush Limbaugh 6 months or so ago.
    Yeah I’m a Dem because I’m pro-union, believe Billionaires should pay taxes, that education and health care should be affordable to all and that Climate change is real. I’m no far left, liberal moon pie eating freak and I despise those puff pieces as much as you do!
    I also despise scumbag ratchets and LOVE the work you do to shame them!
    But you have increasingly gone far right, divisive and have started to sound like Sean Hannity.. you’re alienating Dems in a heavily Dem state… bottom line is be a little less political and focus more on slamming Bulls hat wearing scum!! Hating ratchets is one thing we can all agree on! I do believe in FREE SPEECH and I do want you to survive!!!

  • Turtle Rider
    April 25, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    Cried so hard I pooped my pants! But then I smeared the poop all over my face and screamed “I’m Clive McFarland!!!”

    • Draco
      April 26, 2019 at 1:12 am

      Donated another 20.00 for that comment

  • MrSmiley
    April 25, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    40 to the cause. More free speech zones not less..

  • Mr X
    April 25, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    Donation made!!!

  • Grammy
    April 25, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    My Globe subscription is killing me, but I haven’t been able to bring myself to pull the plug. Ten bucks to the Turtle is a drop in the bucket, it rounds out my news feed, and I don’t have to tip the paperboy.

    • Rochambeau
      April 25, 2019 at 9:36 pm

      Oh. They’re owned by the New York Times group. Just cancel and they’ll call back to get you in at half your current rate. This is the important part: refuse again and they’ll offer an even lower rate. Accept and you can support both.

      Full disclosure: Had a gentleman who wanted the NYT at our address. I cancelled when he left in the Summer. Repeated the process for a couple years.

      • Grammy
        April 25, 2019 at 10:52 pm

        Thanks for the hot tip! In that case, I can donate a little extra to Turtleboy!

  • I still follow some things
    April 25, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    I would support you but there are some local government agencies that you refuse to report on and I suspect release source information of commenters to those people- if your going to report you need to report it all Good Luck

  • Just a thought...
    April 25, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    Perhaps the ACLU might be interested in helping protect TB’s Constitutional rights?

    • Rochambeau
      April 25, 2019 at 8:55 pm

      That’s funny. Yeah, I heard the SPLC is gonna foot the billable hours, too.

    • Mr X
      April 25, 2019 at 9:28 pm

      The ACLU is a leftist organization and they would never support Turtleboy.

      • Rochambeau
        April 25, 2019 at 9:30 pm

        That’s correct and it’s also the joke. I love explaining a joke so that everyone can enjoy it more!

  • Why not
    April 25, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Obituaries are the only reason turtlegram is alive. Find a way to take that from them. I know that’s probably not feasible. Maybe comics, find a similarly minded artist and you could definitely get people to pay for and SHARE their/your content.

  • April 25, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    My subscription under the cute organization name: “State Police Ex Wife” was a no brainer!
    I’m just sitting here waiting for Turtleboy to ask for some new writers fluent in sarcasm and free speech.

  • Alyssa Lungarini
    April 25, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    Done! I need my blogs .
    I see Didi has commented.. all the haters reading TB .. still..

  • Said Everyone
    April 25, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    How about a story about the judge and court clerk that we’re just indicted federally for helping an illegal alien drug dealer
    And yes I contribute

  • Draco
    April 25, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    People are cheap, maybe consider $5.00/month?
    I’m a paid subscriber, but clearly everyone wants everything for free these days, just like the ratchets you profile.
    I think you’d get more of these tight wads to open-up their wallets if the monthly fee was more affordable ($5/mo).

    • Just saying
      April 25, 2019 at 8:38 pm

      I wouldn’t say it’s because we are all cheap. I live on a very tight budget. As a single mother who is raising two boys with no help from their sperm donor father. I work 48 hours a week and I’m sending my oldest son after he graduates this year to college. I have his senior photos to buy, his graduation tickets, his tux rental for prom, the year book and so many other bills just for his senior year. Besides that, by the time my rent is paid and all my credit cards and car insurance, I’m lucky to have any money left and when I do that’s usually because of the 8 hours overtime I worked. Yes a lot of people are cheap. But plenty of us are just trying to survive and raise our family’s and live life the right way. We’re not all ratchets cause we can’t afford another bill every month. Hopefully we can find a solution to this, but putting other turtle riders who haven’t given as much as you claim to have, probably is not the best way to do that.

      • Brandy
        April 26, 2019 at 1:11 am

        Close your legs and get a better job.

        • Just saying
          April 26, 2019 at 10:06 am

          Haha close my legs, my boys have the same father. They are 17 and 13. I am a RN at Saint Anne’s Hospital. I am also 46 years old. Your comment is pretty funny. Good luck to you Brandy 😉

  • Wouldificould
    April 25, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    A lot of people probably can’t do $10 a month, some of us have budgets that are already cut down near the bone. However maybe have something we can sign up for to give what we can monthly, without getting the ad-free? What you have to offer is too valuable to lose. I hope you are able to find pro bono attorney and business that will advertise.

    • Rochambeau
      April 25, 2019 at 8:47 pm

      That’s a nice sentiment but, still… hope isn’t a course of action.

      I’m not implying whether you could or couldn’t help financially, it’s just that nice sentiments aren’t helping now. Are they?

    • Free Speach
      April 26, 2019 at 10:19 am

      Just saying…would

  • uhohhcherrihoo
    April 25, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    i dont always agree with turtle boys views or the bloggers p.o.v. in every aspect, but i follow this blog. but i wouldnt wanna pay a subscription fee. >.< but almost would. on the fence. i dont think that it should be gone nor the bloggers silenced

    • Kim Wescott
      April 25, 2019 at 8:29 pm

      Contribute a little! Will $10 per month change you life??

  • Chris Seith
    Fuck them all to death!
    April 25, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    Let’s hope that being a fat piece of human garbage catches up to T-bone. And God forbid I ever get a terminal disease cause I’ll be happy to take some rich shit birds with me.

  • Lay- Ahhhh G.
    April 25, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    We could work together at the local strip club.
    It would be fun to catch up about old times.
    Who knows maybe we could become friends as coworkers you know pool our tips together, I will count the money.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    April 25, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    I’ll miss you.

  • Rochambeau
    April 25, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    I’ll post this anonymously. I pay $10 for I also pay for another subscription. These are subscriptions to BADTHINK journalists; they don’t tow the MSM line and their content is decidedly different than the homogeneous news of the day. Although I did give $100 to NPR once, but then Car Talk ended and so did my limited donation dollars.

    I think that the anonymity of the writers is necessary for continuing free speech. As entertaining as the Turtleboy style/brand is, I’d consider supporting another version of this local blog (e.g. the same writers) if they could morph it into something more accessible and reputable. Maybe exposing national level scandals.

    Whateves. Look, $10 a month is what the Turtlegram is aiming for. Imagine all the overhead and payroll just to eek a profit outa that sinking ship. Turtleboy wants that for (some) excellent content. It’s lean and I want it to succeed.

    • Concerned american
      April 25, 2019 at 8:23 pm

      What is your other paid subscription site? Looking for more real news outlets

      • Rochambeau
        April 25, 2019 at 8:31 pm

        Washington Times.

        • Rochambeau
          April 25, 2019 at 10:00 pm

          I hate to reply to myself but I saw a down vote and needed to clarify something. I did not write Washington *Post. The Washington Times has about the tenth of the circulation of the Washington Post. Those are two very different publications.

      • Concerned Canadian
        April 25, 2019 at 8:52 pm

        Am I being trolled into these comments? Prolly not…anyway…

        Okay, obviously everyone here drinks this delicious ratchet koolaid up. The few, the proud, the riders.

        I bought the book.

        I’d subscribe for $5 – (Canadian money at par of course (#winkyface)).

        I’ll match any single donation by Randall up to $50.(Canadian money at par of course (#winkyface)).

        • Rochambeau
          April 25, 2019 at 8:59 pm

          No. I wasn’t trolling. Best of luck in your search.

          Also Victor Davis Hanson is worth a look.

          • Concerned Canadian
            April 26, 2019 at 12:40 am

            I wasn’t replying to you.
            Check the order of posts.

  • Beta cuckboy soyboy David “fuckety fuck fuck” Hogg.
    April 25, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    I make Alex reimer look like hulk hogan. I’m great at hiding in the closet. Just ask Nick.

  • John Adams
    April 25, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    You need a criminal lawyer more then anything else. Criminal charges are coming next week.

    • Chris Seith
      April 25, 2019 at 7:05 pm

      Nothing feels better than a good hardy har har.
      You could always do us all a favor and make like George’s last client and hang yourself while wacking off to you’re prison art project.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    April 25, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    Demonetization, shadow banning, and de-personing are bad enough but it’s the rich ratchets with lawyers and money that really suck. The only solution is for people to kick in. Not just for this site but to the other brave content creators out there who have been purged by corrupt rich assholes.

    How hard is it to send 5, 10 or 20 bucks to a site that provides you with so many hours per week of fun? Is it really impossible to fork over a fiver?

    I’ve contributed modest sums to Charles Hugh Smith, Wikilinks, The Tor Project, and TBS. You can too.

  • You’re Pathetic
    April 25, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    Hey fuckface, instead of begging viewers to pay for your mortgage, I hear Dunkin’ Donuts is hiring.

    • Is it?
      April 25, 2019 at 8:34 pm

      Is it more pathetic than visiting a blog you hate to comment? I think not.

  • MuddDog Healey
    April 25, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    I will put you behind bars for frivolity but will let violent illegals go with impunity

    • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
      April 25, 2019 at 5:42 pm

      True Dat.

  • Jon O'Neil
    April 25, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    Don’t be messing with the military.

  • Jack Mehoffer
    April 25, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Don’t worry President Sanders is going to bring back bread lines

  • Never give up
    April 25, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    I haven’t ever donated anything monetarily ever except for Gen Flynn’s fund before, you are now the second. 1A & 2A all the way #wwg1wga

  • Free Speech Matters
    April 25, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    I would love to assist your attorneys.

  • Didi Delgado
    April 25, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    You messed with the wrong silverback!

  • Beggars can’t be independent
    April 25, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    It was fun while it lasted, but, maybe…
    Learn To Code?

    • Rochambeau
      April 25, 2019 at 8:30 pm

      I mean, yeah… but what about all the factual shit gets reported that is ignored or worse by the corporate media?

      Maybe from your POV it just goes away, but many Turtle Riders have to see the unreported news daily and there is no one to shine a light on it, if it doesn’t support ‘the agenda’.

      I know I’m not paranoid if every news channel spouts the exact same word over and over again. It’s not journalism anymore, they’ve really just become really ‘public relations’… but for who? Maybe they’re the problem.

  • JimmyBooms
    April 25, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    I’m 35 and never been political minded at all but the amount of fake news spewd by Main Stream Media makes Turtleboy my only source for the truth. Maybe if the language used to describe most of characters in your stories wasnt so vulgar or sexual then others would take you more seriously or even give you credit when do. I bought the book and I like reading the blogs better for sum reason. But I check every hour if there is a new 1 posted. Good Luck

  • Don
    April 25, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    Perhaps if you didn’t publish an article about a sailor cheating on his wife then disparage an entire branch of the military to make a joke about him I’d donate. Sadly you did. So no thanks.

    • Well, No Shit
      April 25, 2019 at 4:34 pm

      **Knife hand**

      Except, she didn’t. If you’d bothered to read all of the comments, you would have gained an understanding of the context.

      I initially thought the same thing, until BTC squared me away. Now, as you were.

    • Kim Wescott
      April 25, 2019 at 8:25 pm

      I didn’t find anything in the blog disparaging to an entire branch of the military.

      It was about ONE sailor, his indiscretion (to be kind), and his ratchet wife’s behavior when she found out. Both he and his wife have brought shame on the honorable standards of the United States Navy.- a branch of the US military branch that is certainly as important as any other.

    • Rochambeau
      April 25, 2019 at 8:37 pm

      Yeah, the whole ‘I’m in the military’ goes away when you publicly fuck up. All those ‘atta boys’ go away for that one ‘Aww fuck’.

    • Iraqistan Vet
      April 25, 2019 at 10:59 pm

      I’ll fuck your ma,
      And blow your pa
      Said barnacle Bill the sailor. Fuck off you pansy for being such a thin skinned CUNT …Semper Fi Sweet cheeks

  • .......
    April 25, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    Hahahaha you’re finally getting what you deserve.

    • Kim Wescott
      April 25, 2019 at 8:07 pm

      Only a POS, ratchet, Chode, Fupa, etc that has been featured on TB would post such a comment.

      What was your TB given name? What was the name they called you in the blog? I would like to look it up – perhaps TB has recanted and removed the blog?

      It happens sometimes, and TB is quick to publicly admit that he may have been hasty, or perhaps new information is provided, and TB promptly and publicly admits an error and removes the blog.

      I assume that’s not the case with you, as you seem so angry and bitter.

      Meanwhile, your comments are welcome here, as TBS is a die-hard proponent of free speech and will never censure you.

      However, be aware…and not just with TB, but everywhere you may choose to express yourself, or just ‘be you’ – no matter your beliefs, actions or speech, there will be consequences,. They may be positive or negative.

      I would advise you to consider you speech and behavior before you publicly display it.

      • Rochambeau
        April 25, 2019 at 8:40 pm

        I wish Abby would come in the comments. I think I’m in love with that Franzia swilling, tubby red-head. Too bad that she has IBS. Sad.

  • John
    April 25, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    How can I look into advertising with your blog. We are a very small business but may be able to assist. Thanks.

    • Kim Wescott
      April 25, 2019 at 9:19 pm

      You Rock! Thank you! Not a TBS blogger, but I know that every little bit helps! Many ‘little bits’ will,keep this blog alive. I’m not a blogger but love TBS! Thank you!!

  • Helpful Hank
    April 25, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    What about the Howie Carr connection?

    • Helpful Hank response
      April 25, 2019 at 6:02 pm

      Maybe he can start sucking the Carr cock for a little extra bonus pay, although after his nip n tuck fat surgery, I’m sure Carr has the loose skin around his former foopah that could become a blanket to go over TBs face while he smokes his hog.

      • Junior Varsity Jim
        April 26, 2019 at 12:50 pm

        Quit stealing my material.

  • President Matt
    President Matt
    April 25, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    What is the advertising rate for a local non profit that is also hated by those that hate TBS?

  • IDK
    April 25, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    100% agree Turtleboy and sites like it are needed more than ever with what is going on in this country. Bottom line is some that ” colorful language” is what turns some people off. Why not write these same blogs and expose these same people and lose some of the heffalump/ crotchfruit/ bullshit

  • Anne Lyons
    April 25, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    Please list the monthly subscription site. I’m looking but can’t find it.

    • Aidan Kearney
    • Kim Wescott
      April 25, 2019 at 4:17 pm

      $10. As soon as you open, a big green notification shows up on the page. You can hit the X in the corner to close the ad, or you can hit the other one 9cant remember – Subscribe, maybe, or Learn more, or something similar.

  • Turtle Rider/ Stop and Shop employee
    April 25, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    “The bottom line is I care about these people’s problems about as much as they care about mine. Did they help us out when our Facebook page went down? How bout when our advertisers were under attack by mobs? Nope. We took it on the chin from much more powerful companies than a grocery store chain, but now I’m supposed to give a shit about their picket line now? Pass.“

    Loyal reader but… Sucks to suck…

    • Matt Corridori
      Turtle Rider 2
      April 25, 2019 at 4:19 pm

      You just proved Turtleboy’s point. You don’t give a &^%^ about Turtleboy’s problem and therefore you aren’t going to lift a finger to help them. Just like they said.

      I didn’t go into Stop and Shop during the strike and comments like this may keep me out going forward as well.

    • Well, No Shit
      April 25, 2019 at 4:30 pm

      And comments, like that bullshit, are why people look at you fucking pathetic pieces of shit (as you’re harassing old ladies on your shitty picket lines) and say, “Fuck you.”

      Go stock some shelves, boy…until you’re replaced by a robot, that is.

    • KARMA
      April 25, 2019 at 7:00 pm

      Sorry i’m late. Just got here, i’ll be waiting outside.

    • Ric Flair
      April 25, 2019 at 8:33 pm


  • Randall Guy
    April 25, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    I will pull double shifts behind the dumpster and even utilize a stomach pump to help keep this site online.

    • Rizzy Swallows The Jizzy
      April 25, 2019 at 5:46 pm

      Step off bitch.
      Thats my territory and film site for my next video

    • Kim Wescott
      April 25, 2019 at 7:42 pm

      Finally, Randall… finally admit to LOVING the Turtle, even if you cannot help but post negative commentary.

      Now that the Turtle is revealing financial difficulties, you can’t stand the thought of them going off air. I am impressed!

      What is it…Have you just been afraid to admit you are a die-hard Turtle Rider? Been forced to come out of the closet?

      In any case, I, for one applaud you, and hope you stick with your commitment to financially support Uncle Turtle!

    • Rochambeau
      April 25, 2019 at 8:54 pm

      Thanks Randall guy! You’re the best!

    • Nee Chi
      April 25, 2019 at 9:38 pm

      Oh Randy!!! I never knew!!

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