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Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Championship: Alli Bibaud vs. Didi Delgado – Vote Now

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Final 4 voting is completed, and we now know which two ratchets will square too to decide who is this year’s Trasley Loslopiho award winner….

As expected, the Bibaud-Genduso matchup was a photo finish. Alli Bibaud advances to face legendary ratchet Didi Delgado, who took down our personal favorites – the Fall River Dirty Dick Trap Queens. It is important to point out that this was by far Didi’s closest margin of victory. She previously garnered 93% (Milky Mike Gaffney), 92% (Dianne “Pinto Crazy-ho” Williamson), 79% (Slavemaster Steve), and 85% (Moby Trick). So maybe, just maybe, she’ll be vulnerable in the championship.

So turtle riders, we must ask the question – mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most ratchet of them all?

You know the deal by now. Vote for who should be this year’s champion. Winners will be announced on Sunday night’s Turtleboy Live show, which will take place on Clarence Woods Emerson’s Facebook page. So make sure you’re following our personal account. Special guests this week will be Gupta Patel and a special guest TBA.

Alli Bibaud

  • Has the “disease”
  • Got gigs as a toll booth worker where she filmed herself repeatedly, all fucked up taking people’s money
  • Frequently uses phrases like “money, cash, hoes”
  • Records herself driving around all fucked up
  • Got arrested for driving around all jammed with a bunch of heroin on her on I-190
  • Asked arresting trooper if he knew how many guys she had to blow to get that heroin (still undetermined)
  • Offered sexual favors in return for leniency
  • Mentioned her father during arrest, who is a judge in Dudley
  • Set off a chain of events that led to the resignation of four of the highest ranking members of the Massachusetts State Police, as well as an investigation by the Attorney General’s Office






Didi Delgado

  • Forces cult of white women from all over the country to pay her reparations whenever she demands it
  • Doesn’t report any of this income to the IRS but still seems to never have money for rent (which is racist) and still gladly collects food stamps and other handouts from Uncle Sam
  • Takes elaborate vacations all around the world paid for by dumb white women who pay her reparations
  • Forces wypipo to write #DoneForDidi after donating to her so she can keep track of which wypipo have paid up
  • Raised $12,000 for a car, car seat, and $4K worth of car insurance that was delinquent
  • Often posts about who she is offering up some lady bits by saying things such as “everyone knows my pussy is gold”
  • Dresses like 120 pound woman, which is what she weighs on the moon
  • Said she would lead a Nat Turner-esque rebellion on any teacher who attempts to teach her daughter about the Pilgrims
  • Held Facebook Live show announcing identity of her child’s sperm donor
  • Sold tickets to show with strict “no refund” policy even though it was just her driving around in a car talking into her phone




You have 48 hours to vote.

20 Comment(s)
  • Darkzilla21
    May 7, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    alli..come on man….cash money hoe`s ..hell yeah…..

    May 5, 2018 at 11:52 pm

    Who wouldn’t want GENDUSO to suck their dicks? Maybe not , Bi baud or DiDi cause she’s just a solid junkie.

  • Stunt Penis
    May 5, 2018 at 10:12 pm

    I really want to vote for Alli. Nothing I’ve love more than to party with a psychotic ginger. But, unfortunately, Didi is definitely the king of rachet.

  • Tortuganino
    May 5, 2018 at 6:48 pm

    Didi is merely an oppurtunist. However, she chose a pretty ratchet oppurtunity and there is no doubt in my mind had she not been capable of what she is doing now she would undoubtedly be twice as succesful and twice as ratchet while robbing taxpayers instead. While i take solace in the fact she at least profits off of suckers whose financial decisions have no bearing on my life, i still had to vote for her as im sure she is ratchet to the core. Im glad voting in november is never this hard.

  • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
    May 5, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    Didi’s “pay women” post was enough for me to vote for her. Disgusting, dangerous ideas.

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    May 5, 2018 at 10:31 am

    Had to vote for Ali as she’s a true ratchet. Didi is in a (weight) class of her own.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      May 5, 2018 at 10:42 am

      Me too.

  • just passing thru
    May 5, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I can forgive Ali, drugs and alcohol can do bad things to good people, and to others too… maybe girls who had a Daddy who did too much for them and failed in teaching their daughter personal responsibility…. I can only hope and pray that Ali finds and keeps sobriety, and moves on with her life as many of us who have fought demons ( full disclosure mine was alcohol) have. I have nothing but best wishes and hopes for her.

    Now for Didi. There is no excuse for her. I can not find one redeeming quality. I feel sorry for her child who is being raised by that horrid human being. The sad thing is that child is going to be FUBAR’d for life. My vote for the Queen of All Ratchets will be for Didi and after that there should never be another vote as nobody could ever come close to her lack of character, morals, or ethics.

  • anonaon
    May 5, 2018 at 12:15 am

    Was it ever announced who is the father of Didi’s baby?

    • Honkey Kong
      May 7, 2018 at 4:29 pm

      Some zoo animal. Fat ho ran out of gay men willing to beat off and smear their load in her 20 pound taco.

  • Didi's Mama
    May 4, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    My God i truly hate Didi Delgado I’ve never in my life wanted to watch somebody die a slow painful, agonizing death Didi is the most disgusting fat beast I’ve ever seen.I wish nothing but misery on this animal .Please if there is a god rid this world of this beast.she is the Antichrist.

  • John Barker
    May 4, 2018 at 9:01 pm

    Didi is like the UCONN womans B-Ball team..In weight and the chances of her losing this thing..

  • Clitty Litter
    May 4, 2018 at 8:10 pm

    ……….and the award for the worst human ever that leads a non-productive life fostering hate and bigotry…..wait for it…..monetizing guilt and creating divide……wait for it……..

  • Kevin Lynch
    May 4, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    How many times can I vote for Didi? I only like XXXL women

  • North Country
    May 4, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    You had a good run, Alli.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    May 4, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    As much as I would have liked to vote for Didi, she’d be nothing without her army of stupid, virtue signaling, mostly white, SJWs who worship the woman like a goddess and follow her every order, no matter how ridiculous (Apologies to Francis Ford Coppola). Even though she is pure evil, Didi made something out of nothing.

    Ali Bibaud on the other hand came from relative privilege, probably had everything handed to her, and threw it all away, thus making nothing out of everything.

    There’s no question who is more ratchet.

    • Eugene
      May 4, 2018 at 5:12 pm

      Correct,but I’d still like too know how many guys she had to blow for the heroin.Should be a matter of public record.

      • Father Whyat Hurts
        May 4, 2018 at 6:09 pm

        Ali smkoes a pole like a goddess (don’t ask how I know.) She also has a mouth like a Rowe’s Wharf dock worker. DiDi means nothing to me, idealistic chick in an idealistic world. Doesn’t make her ratchet, it makes her an idealistic idiot. Ali has my vote.

  • Yuck
    May 4, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    Better make this quick…that fat fuck Didi is liable to keel over from some obesity related illness.

    • Green Hill Turtle bear
      May 5, 2018 at 7:19 am

      Diabeeeeeeetus DiDi

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