• Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8: Fupasloth Region – Vote For Which Ratchet Should Advance To The Final 4

    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8: Fupasloth Region – Vote For Which Ratchet Should Advance To The Final 4

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    We’ve reached the Elite 8 in Turtleboy Ratchet Madness and it’s finally time to find out who will be the Final Ratchet 4 in our first annual tournament of champions. We’ll be letting the voters decide who will advance one at a time, starting in the Fupasloth Region. Here’s how this region has played out thus far:

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    As you can see, the top seeded Busgate parents went out in the first round to he who shall not be named. After that the favorites were Scamerico and Joe Amoroso, but neither of them made the Elite 8 either. Shockingly the driveway dumper and the Orne family went down in round 1, leaving us with an epic matchup between two women, both of whom have lost children due to their ratchetness. Here’s the breakdown and a case for and against each….


    4. Erika Murray vs. 11. Amanda Lacroix

    Case for Erika Murray:

    • allowed her home to become a biohazard trash house
    • murdered a couple of her children and kept the bodies inside
    • killed dogs and kept the remains in the house
    • pretended to be leading a normal, productive life as a loving, caring, and slightly judgemental house Mom in Blackstone on the Facebook machine

    Case against Erika Murray:

    • More than likely mentally insane, while most ratchets are usually properly functioning individuals who choose to be vile human beings

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    Case for Amanda Lacroix:

    • Starts GoFundMe’s for degenerate sperm donor to fix his car despite being on SSI
    • Brags on Facebook about how the “dumbass cops” who were “all up in her house” didn’t know she had a warrant out for her arrest
    • Had boyfriend fake her own Facebook death for her in order to get revenge on Turtleboy
    • Found responsible for neglect by DCF after her baby died under her care
    • Had other kids taken by DCF after they were found covered in feces and wandering the streets while she was getting high

    Case against Amanda Lacroix:

    • Has a “disease”


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    Tough one. Honestly have no idea who will win this. Instinct says Erika Murray, but Amanda Lacroix has upset one ratchet after another, and none of her matchups has been particularly close. We will announce the winner tomorrow and move on to vote in the Cheesehog Region. Vote!!!




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    1. Yeah - right

      Stopped by the Gun Parlor recently to look at some guns. I found exactly what I was looking for, and the people were friendly too.

      Too bad they support this hate blog. I actually paid a few dollars more at another shop, but I don’t support bullies.

      1. Joe Sacamano

        Webster (lacroix) vs Dudley (smashly) for the finals. Like Sodom vs Ghommorah or Iran vs Iraq.

      2. Fake News You

        We all know that your broke ass didn’t buy anything, anywhere. Stop lying.
        I actually DID buy a Sig 9mm from the Gun Parlor 2 weeks ago.

      3. Twat tickler

        Hmm, let me go shopping here, and then I’ll check to see if they support a blog i hate and tell everyone they lost my business because of it? Yeah, the fuck that really happened. Cool story, bro.

      4. Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies

        Didn’t realize the Gun Parlor sold XBox accessories.

        Not surprised you went to the Dollar Store for your final purchase.

    2. Turd Burglestein

      Firsties hahaha!
      Eat it bitches

    3. Lake Monster

      You REALLY cant beat Webster for pure rachetness. They invented it.

      1. Hefto

        But Millbury competes so, so closely, and with no socially redeeming qualities whatsoever.

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