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Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8: Trap Queen Region – Vote For Which Ratchet Should Advance To The Final 4

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8: Trap Queen Region – Vote For Which Ratchet Should Advance To The Final 4

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This morning we woke up and looked like Heather Philip had advanced to the Final 4 of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness. But apparently there was a late push in the Chudstuffer Region of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness, and in another close matchup the Uxbridge Gypsy Church has advanced to the Final 4:

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We have ONE remaining spot left in the Final Four. Here’s what the bracket looks like now:

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Time to move on to the much awaited Trap Queen Region, where many think the winner will emerge out of. We’ve been waiting for this matchup for a while. The Iorio’s vs. the Guttermuppet. It’s not an easy choice, so as usual we break it down for you by giving you a case for and against each candidate, as well as a link to a relevant blog in their names.

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1. Misti and Jason Iorio vs. 6. Fall River Guttermuppet

Case for Misti and Jason Iorio:

  • Profited off the death of two little girls in Orange who died in a house fire by selling bows for a non-existent charity and then turning it into a “business” to pocket the cash
  • Jason is well known for his stolen valor claims
  • Because Misti can’t conceive they took a mentally challenged woman, forced her to sleep with Jason, produced a baby, took the baby, told her she was the Godmother and then made the woman call them “mommy and daddy”

Case against Misti and Jason Iorio:

  • Don’t use the “n” word or end sentences with “#FACTS!!”






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Case for Fall River Guttetmuppet:

  • Started a GoFundMe because she’s a single mom and asked the entire city of Fall River to co-sign a loan for her because her car got repo’d
  • Recorded a hysterical video diary about her husband being a toddler rapist
  • Her mom sold her out to Turtleboy for being a pathological liar, and when your Mom sells you out to Turtleboy, you know your ass is ratchet
  • Searched for her estranged pedophile husband, with his 16 year-old girlfriend, because he allegedly got hit by a snow plow and was dead in a snowbank somewhere
  • Scammed on yardsale sites by selling broken shit and blocking people when they wanted their money back
  • Faked a family emergency and asked strangers on the Internet to babysit her two young kids for the weekend, for free

Case against Fall River Guttermuppet:

  • Really more of a con-artist than a ratchet, but still pretty ratchet

Tough one here folks. Who’s it gonna be? You have 24 hours to decide. Vote wisely and we’ll announce the Final 4 tomorrow so we can discuss it on the Turtleboy Live show at 9:30.




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9 Comment(s)
  • September 5, 2017 at 5:30 am

    Hurrah, that’s what I was seeking for, what a
    information! existing here at this blog, thanks admin of this web site.

  • itsjustme
    April 21, 2017 at 9:45 am

    This is the hardest one by far to pick.

  • Turtlehead
    Your name here*
    April 20, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Guttermuppet all the way….especially after dcf finally freed her children.

  • hey you there
    April 20, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    I was going to give the Iorios the business of taking down the gypsies, but because of SSTGs latest breaking news, i had to vote for the guttermuppet

  • S.R.R
    April 20, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    Turtleboy wasn’t playing when he said It wasn’t an easy choice I find the Lorio’s and Cassandra Leigh Aka guttermuppet to be equally stomach churning, despicable wastes of life so I actually let my stomach decide and voted based upon the story that made me throw up in my mouth a little So Congratulations to the Lorio’s!! YUCK now if you’ll excuse me I need to brush my teeth and gargle with scope!!!

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    April 20, 2017 at 7:05 pm

    Iorio’s in a walk.

    These scumbags take ratchetness to a whole other level.

    I mean – adopting a special needs woman to be a baby machine? Even the Democrats have to stand in awe of how these FSAs (Free Stuff Americans) are manipulating the system to make bank

  • Chip Striker
    April 20, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    Very tough call here. Let me take a shit and think about it.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    April 20, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    Wicked hard choice since each is truly ratchet in their own special way. But guttermuppet gets my vote after the recent attempts at giving kids away to strangers. That’s what gave “it” the edge to win for me. She should be the fucking queen of ratchet island. And then someone should drowned the queen and anarchy on ratchet island should insue.

    • Happy Thanksgiving 2014
      April 21, 2017 at 2:31 pm

      Whoa, save some for me!

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