• Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Final 4: Amanda Lacroix vs. Ashley Losapio



    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Final 4: Amanda Lacroix vs. Ashley Losapio

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    We’ve reached the Final 4 of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness. It’s now time to decide which two ratchets will square off to decide who is the most ratchet in the history of Turtleboy Sports. These are the four finalists:

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    Today’s matchup will be the winner of the Fupasloth region (Amanda Lacroix) vs. the winner of the Cheesehog region (Ashley Losapio). Before making a case for each, let’s just go back and see how each of them got here……

    Amanda Lacroix is the darkhorse. Seeded as an 11, she took down the Brockton Fair Pregnant Smoker:

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    Understandable because that story was so long ago. But then she upset 3rd seeded Kelly Scamerico, who we thought was destined for the Final 4.

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    Her magical journey continued after taking down second seeded Joe Amoroso

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    And she pulled off yet another upset by defeating ratchet Blackstone mom Erika Murray, in a very close matchup:

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    So she took down the 2, 3, 4, and 6 seeds in her region. Quite the run.

    Meanwhile in the Cheesehog Region Ashley Losapio was seeded #2. She took down 15th seeded babysitter groper Sean Bohadiewicz pretty easily.

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    Followed by the Dorchester hoodbunny, in an even larger runaway.

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    Then in her only close matchup she took down the “I said I was being raped so my boyfriend killed my drug dealer with shovel” chick from Brockton.

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    And then she pulled the upset in convincing fashion over world famous ratchet Gabbi Hebert.

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    So here we are. These two winners have only been challenged once each. Time to decide who advances. As usual we will link a relevant blog to each, and make a case for and against both of them…..

    11. Amanda Lacroix

    Case for Amanda Lacroix:

    • Starts GoFundMe’s for degenerate sperm donor to fix his car despite being on SSI
    • Brags on Facebook about how the “dumbass cops” who were “all up in her house” didn’t know she had a warrant out for her arrest
    • Had boyfriend fake her own Facebook death for her in order to get revenge on Turtleboy
    • Found responsible for neglect by DCF after her baby died under her care
    • Had other kids taken by DCF after they were found covered in feces and wandering the streets while she was getting high

    Case against Amanda Lacroix:

    • Has a “disease”

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    Case for Trashley Losapiho:

    • Huge, massive calf muscles with abnormally large thighs
    • Daughter of a judge who gets off on banging gangsters like Giancarlo Zambrano, the twin brother of cop killer Jorge Zambrano.
    • Has world class thunder thighs, making her a common object of lust for some of society’s biggest derelicts.
    • Used her position in the probation department to give up classified information on state’s witnesses to gangsters so they could intimidate them into not testifying in court.
    • Often goes on exotic vacations, paid for by her drug dealing scumbag boyfriend.
    • Was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, but CHOSE to become ratchet anyway.

    Case against Trashley Losapiho:

    • Slightly cares about physical appearance, and comes across as non-ratchet in public.

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    I gotta assume Ashley Losapio is the favorite here. Then again, we’ve been sleeping on Amanda Lacroix from the beginning and all she’s done is prove us wrong. You have 24 hours to vote before we announce the winner and begin voting for the other Final 4 matchup.

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Trashley


      Can Trashley have kids??
      We know she has birthing hips but I know a guy she dated that was married and she helped the guy take the kids away from the mother. Now the mother is all messed up and the guy obviously is not with Trashley (she moved on to another) regrets letting Trashley use her power in the court! So I wonder can she have kids or does she get a thrill being a home recker!

      1. Annonymous


        Too funny! She didn’t date this married Man for many many years and she always tried to be beak up his marriage so she wasn’t hall to being the side chick chick. I feel so bad for his wife cause she stook by him knowing what he was doing

    2. BobnMic


      Snatchley Losnatchio for the win!!!!!!!!! Wehewwwwwww! I say Boom Shakalakalaka – Boom!!!

    3. Turd Burglestein


      Although I’m really pulling for the Uxbridge Gypsies, I’m thinking it all comes down to Trashley vs Guttermuppet, with Guttermuppet squeaking out a narrow win.

    4. Cellulite lower body rules


      Go for Losapio all the way.

      1. Ho Ho Ho


        Shouldn’t even be close!

    5. Kevin


      Ashlee can you blow me again when Giancarlo is back in Florida? It’s 14 wheelock Ave the apartment in the back.

    6. Mad at judicial system in worc county


      Come in TB dig deep into Trashley and her drug dealing bf. Seriously this is our judicial system. She needs to lose her job. If they did suprise drug tests she would, fail with all the weed and coke her and her loser bf do. Wonder if they do it together or hide it from each other. We want more. Expose them both. Expose everything.

    7. Fox 25 news


      If trashley wins, which we all know, she will. TB u need to get fox 25 news involved to investigate this low life whore. We need to all come together and get this control freak out of the courts.

    8. Agree with FOX 23


      Agree With the Fox25 investigation. Come on TB and Worcester county lets get Fox25 undercover investigate that ugly fat calfed crook.

    9. Fox 25


      Fox 25 investigates would be very interested in hearing all about the losapio family and her drug dealing gangster boyfriend . People like this are sorry excuses for human beings.

    10. Snatchly


      Snatchly and her roast beef snatch has my vote. Lets bring her down, all the way to Miami with her drug dealing boyfriend. She already switched her car color, hides out in her apartment in Millbury. Its time to get her out along with her loser boyfriend

    11. Trashley Cop Killer


      Trashley is a cop killer! If Jorge Zambrano was not let off with a slap on the wrist he would have been in prison. Then Officer Tarentino would be alive. She is sleeping with a cop killers twin brother, who is a drug dealer to say the least. The Probation Department should be ashamed of themselves for letting a crook in the system.
      Call the news, the radio, TB expose this piece of Trash..do it for the families involved.
      #trashleycopkiller

      1. Agree


        I couldnt agree more. We as a community need to get her out of the court system.

    12. Fox 25


      TB DO WHAT U DO BEST EXPOSE ASHLEY LASLOPPYHOE TO FOX 25 WHAT A STORY THAT WOULD BE. HAHA U CAN RUN BUT U CANT HIDE TRASHLEY AND YOUR DIRTBAG DRUG DEALER DRUGGY BOYFRIEND. DO A COUPLE MORE PILLS, LINES OF COKE, SMOKE THOSE TREES AND DRINK THAT DRAAAANK.

    13. Trashley drug dealing


      Not only does she date a drug dealer but she too sells drugs and has been for a liar.
      She can suck her step daddy off all she wants but hes retired and OLD with old wrinkly balls and cannot protect that disgusting whore forever. She came from a deadbeat dad, her mom was a whore who got lucky shacking up with an old judge. Its only a matter of time they all get whats deserved. She has a BIG ole nasty crotch that the entire Worcester gas banged. Her bf now is just using her for her power and money. They both cheat on each other, drink like horses, smoke weed like lowlifes and either together or behind each others back snort coke and do pills. She smuggled his money and they are both high on selling drugs. Killers are what they are. Dirty scum.

    14. Crabby


      Ash you need to pit some sand up in that vagina, and make those crabs feel more at home .

    15. World record for BIG calfs


      She needs to worry about the size of her calfs and thighs more than anything.
      BABOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM BABOOM BABOOOOOOOM

    16. Lol


      I bet Giancarlo wishes his wallet was as thick as his bitches thighs

    17. Dizzy


      I’m never sure which eye to look at when I’m talking to the cross- eyed bitch .

      1. Agree dizzy


        Right all the money she has get ur fucked up eye fixed and her thighs and calfs. I’m suprised she wears a bathing suit. She wont dare to wear shorts. Its always long skirts

    18. Stevens


      I’m very interested in knowing if the twin brother Giancarlo had something to do with the shooting .

    19. Way to long


      Ashlee can’t wear shorts her vagina lips are longer than shorts ….

    20. Holly


      Ashlee has my vote . Whore

    21. Savannah


      Losapio needs to be put behind bars for what she has done .

    22. Nel


      Starting with turtle boy who knows what sexual harassment is all about and all the followers who commented on this disgusting contest, you all have flaws both physically and spiritually
      If you don’t like someone that’s fine. But to come out and say degrading disgusting things is horrible. Look in your own back yard and then learn to become a better person. None of us will leave this world with a clean record. We will be judged in the same manner as we judge others on earth. These people are human beings with feelings just as you do. They may have made some horrible decisions in life but it not for you to judge. That will come later
      If turtle boy continues with this type of reporting he should be shut down
      I do enjoy his articles when he reports on facts about our city. You are informed but to go to a low point like this is a true character flaw

    23. Bob


      I agree wih Nel above. Turtle Boy is losing a lot of respect from me as well as my peers. Stick to the facts, the NEWS. Bashing someone based on physical attributes is childish and immature and does nothing but make you as a person look bad. No one is without flaw. Not saying people don’t make mistakes but you should stick to the story and facts rather than make it personal on such a level. What kind of example is being set for younger readers? That being petty and cruel hearted is acceptable and the way all people should be? Makes me lose hope for future generations.

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