Voting has concluded in Round 2 of the Fupasloth region and we now have our first four entrants into the Sweet 16.
I guess you could say I seeded that perfectly, considering seeds 1-4 made it through. But the Nashua Nut Serpent really gave the Weymouth Wenchstain a run for her money there. Meanwhile Lorrayna looks unstoppable because she’s ratchet as shit. Onto the Cheesehog region! Click here to read the ratchet resumes of the 8 candidates in the Cheesehog Region, or just vote for them here if you’re already familiar with them.
1. Hadassah Robeson vs. 8. Tinder Tunaflap
4. R Smelly vs. 5. Whitinsville Crack Donkey
4. R Smelly
3. Relapsipotamus vs. Worcester Meat Wallet Mom
2. Brian Dolan vs. 7. Tiverton Gouda Gremlin
2. Brian Dolan
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