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Turtleboy2020 Ratchet Madness Round 2: Cheesehog Region


Voting has concluded in Round 2 of the Fupasloth region and we now have our first four entrants into the Sweet 16.

I guess you could say I seeded that perfectly, considering seeds 1-4 made it through. But the Nashua Nut Serpent really gave the Weymouth Wenchstain a run for her money there. Meanwhile Lorrayna looks unstoppable because she’s ratchet as shit. Onto the Cheesehog region! Click here to read the ratchet resumes of the 8 candidates in the Cheesehog Region, or just vote for them here if you’re already familiar with them.


1. Hadassah Robeson vs. 8. Tinder Tunaflap

1. Hadassah Robeson


8. Tinder Tunaflap




4. R Smelly vs. 5. Whitinsville Crack Donkey

4. R Smelly


5. Whitinsville Crack Donkey




3. Relapsipotamus vs. Worcester Meat Wallet Mom

3. Kim Nelligan AKA Relapsipotamus



11. Worcester Meat Wallet Mom




2. Brian Dolan vs. 7. Tiverton Gouda Gremlin

2. Brian Dolan



7. Tiverton Gouda Gremlin





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12 Comment(s)
  • Bob Kraft (Yes i read tbs)
    April 14, 2020 at 7:48 am

    Tough choice between haddasha and the tinder tuna waffle. I voted for haddasha but my dick wanted to vote for the tuna waffle, even though sticking my dick in that would most likely not end well.

  • Ben Dover
    Ratchet Patrol
    April 14, 2020 at 7:35 am

    95% of the field… women. Is ratchet-ness a disease that targets females or a natural inclination?

    • True Reality Speaks
      No More Chick Shit
      April 14, 2020 at 5:20 pm

      Most of TB’s bloggers are chicks that projected their self-loathing onto the subjects of their blogs.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    April 14, 2020 at 4:45 am

    This round was brutal. Forced to vote against some of my favorites because their opponents were murderers, rapists, and people who threaten the lives and freedom of others.

    As much as I love Busty Insane Heidi, I voted for Jess because she is going to put an innocent man in prison if not stopped.

    Forgive me Hadassah. I’ll make it up to you. Give me a call when Vlad’s out of town. You won’t be sorry.

  • Hugh Mungous
    April 14, 2020 at 12:02 am

    The Tinder Tuna is a definite yes, Just don’t fall asleep in bed because you will wake up with her standing over you with a Mace about to be planted in your head as in this scene from Braveheart.

  • what are the facks nobody got good facks
    April 13, 2020 at 11:35 pm

    “The Chinese doctors confirmed that Senou stayed alive because of his blood genetic composition which is mainly found in the genetic composition of subsaharan Africans. Chinese doctors also said that he remained alive because he has black skin, the antibodies of a black are three times stronger, powerful and resistant compared to that of a white.

    “Zanomoya Mditshwa, an African, shared his opinion saying black man is indestructible. ‘Caucasians is always at war with our black skin because they know our melanin is our defense against all that they throw at us. This proves yet again that the black man is indestructible, our bodies are made of the same substances that make up this Earth because we are owners of this universe they will never wipe us off, history has already proved that,’ he said.”

  • Cesar Vialpando
    April 13, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    Griping about a bunch of random nobodies. No wonder nobody ever takes you seriously……

    • dball31211
      April 13, 2020 at 11:07 pm

      yet you are here taking the time to comment. clearly no one takes you seriously.

      • Cesar Vialpando
        April 13, 2020 at 11:10 pm

        You clearly do, you took the time to reply.

        • Alex DeLarge
          April 13, 2020 at 11:35 pm

          Vialpando, is that spic for paint chip devourer

          • Cesar Vialpando
            April 14, 2020 at 6:39 am

            Do they still make salt and vinegar flavored lead paint chips?? You seem like you’ve consumed quite a lot.

  • Tinder tunaflap WOULD
    April 13, 2020 at 9:44 pm

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