Social Justice Warriors

Turtlegram’s Clive McFarlane Blames My Mother For Raising Such A Crappy Kid, Says We Promote Pornography, Ironically Whines About Fat Shaming While Working With Diane Williamson


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The Turtlegram and Gazette’s Clive McFarlane’s 5 year obsessions with me and the blog continued today with this failed hit piece and outright libelous headline:

Crap like the local blog your son runs; the blog that fat-shames people and calls these children and their parents’ “savages;” the blog whose Facebook page has been shut down more than once by the company for promoting pornography?

There’s so much wrong with this I don’t even know where to start. But obviously the part that stands out is “the blog whose Facebook page has been shut down more than once by the company for promoting pornography?”

Because Clive knows, and you all know, that the Facebook page has been shut down repeatedly because SJWs mass report it for fraudulent things. This is what Clive wants readers to believe is pornographic:

The best part was the complaint about fat shaming. Clive works at a newspaper that employed Diane Williamson, who literally fat shamed a tow truck driver on her public Facebook page 2 years ago.

Clive realized long ago that he doesn’t have the power that he used to because he works in a dying industry. He wrote a hit piece about me in 2015, filled with lies, that he assumed would be the death blow to Turtleboy. Instead our readership has grown to 10 times the size it was back then. He knows he can’t stop Turtleboy, so he did the next best thing – went after my ma dukes.

For those of you unfamiliar, she used to be an elected official in Worcester (School Committee), but has since kept a pretty low profile. That all changed recently because she’s spoken out against Dante Comparetto’s bizarre, perverted sex ed curriculum, that among other things teaches children how to cup each other’s balls during foreplay. I’m not using hyperbole either. It literally says that.

Now I don’t like to get too into my personal life here, but my mother has kind of entered the public arena by speaking at School Committee meetings about this. She’s one of dozes though, but of course Bill Shaner and Clive have picked out her to go after, as a way of getting back at me. Billy wrote a column last week “exposing” some emails she sent to the superintendent and other elected officials about her concerns. Billy bemoans the fact that it was effective in keeping Dante’s perverted curriculum out of the schools, and complains that she’s some sort of influential political guru.

In other words, Billy’s big scoop was a private citizen effectively petitioning the government about a matter of public concern via the power of email.

Of course the reality of it is that Billy is mad that she’s better at this than his friends. Social justice warriors don’t get anything done because their methods are ineffective. They write meaningless buzzwords on cardboard signs, protest everything, and call everyone they don’t agree with a racist. This ultimately does nothing to further their cause. Meanwhile my mother’s writing emails to the right people, explaining her case in a diplomatic way, and getting the job done. They’re jealous that they’re not as good at this. The butthurt is real.

Now, in those emails that Billy misrepresented her by picking and choosing random sentences out of context, he tried to make her look like a religious zealot who wants abstinence only education. Except she doesn’t want that, she just doesn’t want 11 year olds to learn how to play hide the condom in your partner’s oriface.

She writes very differently than I do, but her main point is that we can teach kids about safe sex all we want, but until we address the primary issues affecting them (lack of structure at home, lack of basic morals being taught, lack of father figures, etc), then very little is going to change.

Clive saw Billy’s article and wrote my mother this email last week, quoting her and asking for comment:

“Would you include Aidan’s blog as part of the crap from which these students need protection.”

No Clive, the kids in the WPS don’t need protection from Turtleboy Sports. Unless of course they grow up and do something terrible, in which case they might end up Turtleboy famous like you.

Clive was suggesting that she failed as a parent because her 37 year old son publishes and operates a widely read, influential blog with millions of monthly readers, including 99% of the people who work at the Turtlegram with Clive. A blog that has made a positive difference for society in too many ways to count. I made that clear to him in the comments underneath the post on the Turtlegram:

Clive is a lowlife who knows no bottom, and my mother ignored him because of that. Nevertheless he published his hit piece today, and it might be the most absurd thing he’s ever written, which is no easy task for him. He takes my mothers quote and breaks it down as follows:

Here’s what he had to say but her suggestion that a lack of strong families is hurting urban youth.

Oh right, it’s Donald Trump’s fault. Of course. Prior to 2017 there were no problems in urban communities. He actually wrote that.

He also says we don’t have strong families because of Trump separating families of illegal immigrants caught walking over the border. Because the ONLY kids in America that are struggling are illegal immigrants. There are no problems in native born American households. None.

What about their lack of moral upbringing? Whose fault is that?

Of course. Trump. Who else? It has nothing to do with the fact that these kids are surrounded by gang members and drug dealers in their neighborhoods, or that their parents are often ratchets featured on Turtleboy blogs. The reason kids have no morals is because they see Trump on TV and emulate his behavior.

Then there’s the touchy but real issue that a lot of these kids don’t have father figures around. Guess whose fault that is?

The racist criminal justice system naturally. Every single person who is in jail is in there because of racism. There are no criminals, and no one who has at all responsible for their own situation. This is Trump’s fault too, even though he springs black people out of jail if Kim Kardashian asks him to.

What about all the kids who are neglected by deadbeat parents, like Slumdog Chillionaire, who smokes blunts on SnapChat while his mother ignores him?

Oh right, it’s not the fault of the mother that her 9 year old is smoking blunts on a phone that she gave him. It’s the socioeconomic system, that pays her welfare courtesy of the taxpayers so that she doesn’t have to work and can continue ignoring her problematic child.

Finally he blames her for corrupting Worcester children because her crotch fruit (yes, I finally got to refer to myself as a crotch fruit) publishes a blog.

Clive, you’ve done nothing to make the world a better place. Meanwhile my religious mother started volunteering at a summer program on Vernon Hill 4-5 years ago. She met a group of kids who she started inviting over for dinner a lot. Whenever I visited they were there. Really nice kids, all of whom went to North, Doherty, or Worcester Tech. These are kids who had never been on the other side of Park Ave, and never had anything handed to them. She gave them rides everywhere, showed them a whole new world that they never knew existed, exposed them to culture, helped them fill out college applications, and much more.

One of their fathers is a single parent Liberian immigrant, and he wanted to move to Webster during his son’s freshman year. Since Worcester Tech is a GREAT school that she urged him to apply to get into, she didn’t want to see him move to Webster and become a statistic. So she offered to let him stay at our house, which he did for three years. Two weeks ago I saw him win a basketball State Championship for Worcester Tech against Abington; the first in school history. He’s going to community college next year and knows what he wants to do with his life. He’s practically part of the family at this point.

This is what my mother and I have contributed while Clive racebaits. I officially challenge him to a debate where we can discuss our differences as gentlemen. Will he accept? Feel free to email him at to ask for yourself. I have left him an official voicemail challenge.


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52 Comment(s)
  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    April 9, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    Hi Clive! You’re a one trick pony and a fucking loser!

  • Chimps Ahoy !!!
    April 9, 2019 at 11:45 am

    I’m always amused when retards o’ color circle their pink leopard skin welfare wagons and defend each other when one is called out.
    They kill each other by the bus load, usually for dissin’ someone or not handing over their KitKat bar, but in public they ook and eek and fling their shit when another one is in trouble. Then they go right back to killing them selves.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 9, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Is your Mom available?

    Asking for a friend.

  • Pretentious Ponytail Perturbance
    April 9, 2019 at 9:08 am

    I do not trust the opinions of older men – regardless of race, ethnicity, or gender identity (or whatever the fuck) – who wear a ponytail.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    April 9, 2019 at 8:19 am

    Ol’ Spanky McFarlane is as racist as they come.

    Hates white people and blames all of society’s problems on them.

    Next weeks story from Clive – “How I went to the toilet this morning and the City of Worcester haven’t been round to flush it for me yet”

    Bloke’s a total cunt.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    April 9, 2019 at 6:44 am

    Your mom is a saint!!! If more people were like her this world would be a better place!!! Tell ma duke keep doing what she doing. Fuck you clive you race baiting freak.. No one takes you seriously although they may take you serious when you go apply for welfare after you lose your shitty job. Get fucked Clive

  • Chester
    April 9, 2019 at 6:31 am

    Is he wearing a Davey Crockett hat? Or does he think he is a character in the next version of Avatar? WTF is that thing on the back of his head?

  • Tutu Wadoodoo
    April 9, 2019 at 5:23 am

    How my long braided look? Authentically ethnic? How my old man intellectual glasses look? Educated and serious?

    • badoodoo!
      April 9, 2019 at 5:24 am

  • GoTurtle!
    April 9, 2019 at 3:14 am

    Huge level of respect for you and your family. This guy Clibe is an oxygen thief. When they go low , we go high. Love the response and how you basically crushed any chance for him to argue because ……no…argument….

    His points follow zero logic and as you said, the butthurt is real… Hah!
    Thanks TurtleBoy

  • Jack
    April 9, 2019 at 12:47 am

    He’s scraping the bottom to find any power he can find. Telegram is a shadow of what it was a couple of generations ago. For himself, his days are probably numbered there too. Pitiful to say the least. That is why I give TB a few bucks occasionally. To help keep the truth flowing!

  • Clive’s Small Bowel Obstruction
    April 9, 2019 at 12:46 am

    Nothing says failure more than being an editorial writer for the Worcester Telegram and Gazette.

  • Crispy C
    April 9, 2019 at 12:29 am

    People like Clive are a huge part of the problem. They perpetuate the myths that allow black folks to just keep playing the blame game and race card. It’s time for blacks to step the fuck up and start changing this retarded culture of theirs. They take no accountability for anything. It’s always someone else’s fault. Or racism. Or Trump. Cry about slavery some more maybe.

    Clive you look like a shit I just took if I made it smoke crack in the toilet and then put glasses and a grey mustache on it. Fuck you assclown.

    • Jeff J
      Yo CrispyC
      April 9, 2019 at 1:28 am

      “Clive you look like a shit I just took if I made it smoke crack in the toilet and then put glasses and a grey mustache on it. Fuck you assclown.”

      I nominate the former for the Leave a Comment Hall of fame. Funny AF!!

  • Cue
    April 8, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    Talk about desperate for any story, no matter how mundane. Someone should clue Clive in that people have been sending their opinions and preferences to politicians since politics began. Their opinions are hardly news and they hardly represent “undue influence”. He is an idiot.

    April 8, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    I love how saying all fat chicks are worthless sub-human trash sluts is suddenly “fat shaming”. Liberals hate free speech.

  • The Name Game
    April 8, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    Jive McFart(InTheLeft)Lane nitpicks all her points based on his Trump Derangement Syndrome? Even though every single issue has been an issue for decades? Wah wah, too many fathers are locked up because of the non-existent “school to prison pipeline?” No, it’s the decades of “broken home to prison pipeline.” So, instead of whining behind your keyboard, why don’t you get out and help these already-imprisoned, or current, or nascent hoodboogers? Yeah, thought you don’t. why don’t you take your 20-year-old case of TDS (that has only existed for barely two years) and crawl back to your soon-to-be-bankrupt hard-copy newspaper? (Oh, you didn’t know about that either; sucks to be you.)

  • Judge dread
    April 8, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    promoting pr0n? what the fuck? Jesus coupon collecting christ. the judge says he will be sent to a facility where he can learn about Jesus all day. Jesus camp. 36 months. if he tries to escape I give the local LEO’s authority to shoot on sight.

  • Bad maths
    April 8, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    Millions of viewers every month, but you only gave $320 to animals in need?

  • Maggie the Cat
    April 8, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Your mom seems kinda mean.
    I mean she’s all jumping out of her seat proud when your adopted African brother makes a basketball shot but
    she doesn’t give you credit when you find someone parked in a handicap spot?
    Any ways I’m a single girl who likes pot, tattoos, vaping and cats so hit me up to hang out.

  • whatevuh
    April 8, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    The problem with black and Central American people in the US is that they get too much free shit, for too long, it’s supposed to be temporary help, not a fucking lifestyle ! As in the national parks, you don’t feed the animals, because they will become dependent on the handouts, and not fend for themselves . . . . get it ?

  • BlackandWhite
    April 8, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    Mcfarty pants is the main reason why I cancelled our newspaper subscription YEARS ago.
    And I refuse to ever go to that toxic, evil website. Nasty people – ALL of them.

  • Nghuwawen Klickleklick
    April 8, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    U B blood brotha AK.
    Not only am you mother been washin my jocks for 3 years she be teachin my dad sex education.
    Lookin 4ward to Thanksgivin little man…..peace

  • Jeff J
    Ya Sure......
    April 8, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    There is absolutely zero possibility that Clive would debate UTB. ZERO, as in NO FUCKING WAY!! Clive is intellectually stunted. He shows week in and week out that he is capable of only one school of thought…….blame Whitey. It’s easy for him to do that through a sad little weekly column but to actually sit down and have a debate, he’d get mentally obliterated.

  • Adrian Walker
    April 8, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    Hi Clive, big fan. Do you want to meet up for a couple drinks? I’ll pick you up in my company car!

    • AgingCynic
      April 9, 2019 at 12:48 am

      From my brain to your lips.

  • Twat Tickler
    April 8, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    The black poverty rate in the US is 26%. The black poverty rate in the US of black people who come from two parent homes is 7%. Stop running around having bastard children and support the ones you have.

  • Hard Truth
    April 8, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    Let me get this straight, your mom has had an illegal immigrant Liberian living in her house for 3 years for free and now and you call him “practically family”.
    What’s the trade off here? He’s teaching her how to dribble a ball and she’s teaching him how to not rob convenience stores?

    • Kim Wescott
      April 9, 2019 at 2:27 pm

      Nobody said the immigrant was illegal…

      Do you understand the difference between a legal and illegal immigrant? Please allow me to give you a quick civics lesson.

      Seems not. I’ll spell it out for you:

      Some immigrants enter the US following the process put in place many years ago. They are thoroughly vetted, then welcomed with open arms. MS13 gang member would likely not be welcomed. A hard working Mexican, without a criminal background, probably would.

      On the other hand, you have the illegal aliens who sneak into the country, or overstay their visas. They can’t work legally because they don’t have a social security number. So they work under the table, if they work at all. Or engage in criminal activity to obtain money.

      Sorry, if you are here without going through the process, you deserve to be deported.

      All of this I know to be correct.

      It’s my understanding that illegal aliens can get government assistance. I don’t know how that’s possible. Someone please correct me if that is not true.

  • Mr Bojangles
    April 8, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    All I got out of this story is that you really love your mom and after you grew up and moved out she replaced you with a black High School basketball player?
    Well at the very least your mom is proving she is woke and not one of THOSE white people.
    Good for her!

  • Hart Ford
    April 8, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    Clive: If Denzel Washington was poor and ugly.
    Do you brush those choppers, Clive or just chew wood?

  • lob
    April 8, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    Clive is a disgrace to his fore fathers!

  • IRS
    April 8, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    Any relation to Al Sharpeton?

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 8, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Telegram & Gazette…where journalists go to die.

  • Crispy C
    April 8, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Clive looks like a black Rain Man. Retarded at most things but probably has some secret skill no one knows about. Sure as shit isn’t his writing.

    Someone should take him to MGM Springfield.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      April 9, 2019 at 1:37 pm

      His skin color is his secret weapon.

  • Well, No Shit
    April 8, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    There are only two options in life, Clive;

    Make progress, or;
    Make excuses.

    I see which option you have chosen, and, like an anchor around your neck, it will drag you down.

  • Maggie the Cat
    April 8, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    Poor Clive. His desperation is showing.

  • Wade Boggs-Taint
    April 8, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    I tried to read his blame every one else and it’s all Whitey’s fault drivel but I started getting queasy around paragraph three. I know he barely makes enough to qualify for Mass Health but seriously, who told Huggy Bear he could write? Wow that was bad. I’m assuming he supplements his income on the giving side of a glory hole.

  • Clive
    April 8, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    Lookie here TB, everyone knows that your mom pays your mortgage and all of your bills now that your wife finally got fed up of your shit and left you.
    Question, what are you going to do with the case of Ratchet Madness T-shirts after nobody buys any?

    • juror seven esq.
      April 8, 2019 at 6:22 pm

      About those t-shirts you’re concerned about, if they don’t sell and TBS is left holding them I’m sure he would gladly donate them the next time there is a flood, earth quake, hurricane or other natural disaster. I hope there won’t be any, but of course there will be more. Watch TV, someday you might see someone that just lost everything in Turtle boy gear and very grateful to have it.

      • Clive
        April 8, 2019 at 7:15 pm

        So you are saying it will take a natural global disaster before anyone would publically wear this T-shirt?

  • hank
    April 8, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    Clive seems like they type of guy to remind everyone he’s getting too old for this shit but never actually goes away.

  • Yahweh Ben Yahweh
    April 8, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    Great story, your mom sounds hot!
    It’s cool how she likes to house black star High School athletes so she can teach them how to use a condom.

  • WeRFucked
    April 8, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    Clive’s job is making excuses for why his so many African-Americans are an embarrassment to the human race.

    Don’t fret Clive. I don’t think that all of you will be the down fall of the USA. Most of you…, but not all of you. There are a few successful hardworking black folks around these parts.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    April 8, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    Why the fuck is he wearing a rug on his head?

  • Betty Ford
    April 8, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    Its as if Eddie Murphy and Rick James had a baby

  • Harry Richard
    April 8, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    Uncle Turtleboy is just triggered that his slut mother will soon be exposed as the crotch-fruit bearing, EBT-sucking, handicapped parking, Henny guzzling, dog-filtered hoodbooger she is.

  • Hart Ford
    April 8, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    Are there any kneegrows with real day jobs left out here?

  • Francs Sidebottom's Alter Ego
    April 8, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    This guy is a failure piece of shit who is just hanging onto the anti-Trump bangwagon. Yes, a bangwagon, because all the riders are finger-fucking themselves over their rage.

  • Clive
    April 8, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    He literally looks like the turd I dumped in the toilet this morning

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