Twelve Hours After Crititicizing The Worcester PD Facebook Page For Not Posting Pictures Of Criminals They Post Pictures And Names Of Criminals

Twelve Hours After Crititicizing The Worcester PD Facebook Page For Not Posting Pictures Of Criminals They Post Pictures And Names Of Criminals

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Yesterday we wrote this blog about how the Worcester Police Facebook page seemed to be catering to the PC crowd by not sharing names and images of bad guys. Like this one about a psycho broad who stabbed a coworker at Wild Willy’s Burgers:


So basically there is a 19 year old snatchimal who is wandering the streets and she’s crazy enough to stab a bitch if she gets looked at the wrong way. Would be great to know who she is, or even better – give us a picture so we know who to look out for. We figured they did this because the ACLU and the rest of the rice-a-roni patrol would raise bloody hell about “shaming” poor and desperate people. And racism. Always racism.

Then today on the WPD Facebook page you saw what the Turtleboy effect looks like in action:

Yup, just like that we get a name – Lilibeth Melendez. When you name your kid Lilibeth, the last think you expect them to do is grow up and stab a chick at work. Maybe if you name them Brittany or Samantha. But not Lilibeth.

Then an hour later this was posted:

Yup, they did exactly what we suggested they do. Not once has the WPD done this in their thousands of posts. We put a blog up and – BAM – policy change. That shows you not only that Turtleboy is a positive force for good in this city, but that the WPD is adaptable, smart, and not stubborn. I mean, just look at this lugnut:

Has there ever been anyone more identifiable than that Jolly Fein Giant? Anyone know this guy? If so feel free to contact the cops. Love to see how long it takes for them to figure out if their new system works.

Much respect for the Worcester Police, as usual.



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16 Comment(s)
  • Barnaby
    July 6, 2017 at 8:29 pm

    They posted a picture because they were looking for someone who committed a crime. People who have been arrested and charged shouldn’t have their pics put up, because there’s this whole thing called due process I guess you haven’t heard of. If you were arrested for butt-fucking kids, but it was absolutely not true and was easily dismissed, would you have wanted your picture published (and have assumptive people, like you, call you a kiddie fucker when you haven’t done anything? This site sucks, you suck, and there’s just no room for a whinier, shittier version of barstool sports. Quit

  • BobnMic
    June 27, 2017 at 1:20 am

    Firstly – message to Mirror Mirror. Do us all a favor and run full tilt into a fucking mirror so you’ll cut yourself and bleed out. Then they’ll be no more you around and the masses will rejoice you insignificant fucking pisshead.

    Secondly – As a long time Turtle rider with nothing but respect and admiration for this blog and the writers – I find myself having to slightly disagree here. Slightly meaning in that Turtleboy acknowledged that the Worcester Police are, “adaptable, smart, and not stubborn” with regard to posting detailed information on an on-going investigation.

    “We put a blog up and – BAM – policy change.” Ummm – I don’t think so. Slow that one down a bit.

    But here is why the WPD and the rest of the LE world doesn’t do that all the time. Because IT IS an on-going investigation and any overly public stated transparency could compromise the integrity of that particular investigation thus giving the defense a big time heads up and potentially blowing the entire case. That’s one way how bad guys walk. Do we want that? No.

    Therefore confidentiality should not be considered anything other than a tight knit investigation and for good reason. The people at the Worcester Police Department running the website know what they are doing and they always have and I am not going to tell you how I know this but I do know.

  • Realist
    June 26, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    You sound just like Trump, Taking credit for something that you had nothing to do with! It’s OK though, The sheep believe!!!!!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      June 26, 2017 at 9:12 pm

      This projecting poseur again?

      Can’t TB block this moron’s IP address like Bobn’Mic and the other middle school basement dwelling trolls?

      • Realist
        June 26, 2017 at 10:11 pm

        Did I “Trigger”you Snowflake?

      • BobnMic
        June 26, 2017 at 10:56 pm

        Excuse me?

    • YüserNäme
      June 27, 2017 at 8:02 am


  • TortugaNiño
    June 26, 2017 at 7:46 pm

    Am i the only one who thinks that beard looks fake as hell!?!? In one of those pictures he even looks as if he just realised it was falling off and had to fix it real quick!

    • gfldgadfly
      June 26, 2017 at 8:11 pm

      Look for the guy with the bald grundle and krazy glue residue on his chin. He learned that trick from Cheers.

  • FA
    June 26, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    Names shouldn’t be released until there’s a conviction. If you disagree then you’re anti “innocent until proven guilty” and therefore un-American.

    • Ghandi
      June 26, 2017 at 7:02 pm

      Fuck you. Guilty until proven otherwise and if they are illegal the page should be flashing red so ICE can find them easier and kick them the hell out of our country. They did something to get arrested or attract the attention of our wonderful PEACE Officers. Guilty. Fuck’em.

    • Keir Darcey
      June 26, 2017 at 7:17 pm

      Police are seeking a ‘person of interest’. Not a suspect’ or an associate of a suspect; because words mean things. Certain words can trigger snowflakes.

    • Fool
      June 26, 2017 at 8:29 pm

      I’m sorry FA but that is one of the most retarded things that I’ve ever heard. Anyone with even a speck of gray matter knows this. That’s why they’re referred to as suspects not criminals in the reports dummy!

  • Mongo Shepard
    June 26, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    Is that guy wearing Shape Ups? He’s wanted by Worcester AND the fashion police.

  • Dwight K Schrute
    June 26, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    Constitution ave….now why doesn’t that surprise me one bit

  • John Barker
    June 26, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    If only everything could be this easy….

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