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Update: Spencer Gutter Swine Crashes Into Two Worcester Police Cruisers On Chandler Street, Gets Arrested After Trying To Run Onto Roof

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Update on the Spencer Gutter Swine Donald Foy who nearly ran over 2 Webster cops last night, led MSP on a high speed chase that included driving northbound on 395 south to avoid spike strips, crashed in Auburn, and hijacked a car before disappearing on foot in Worcester – he’s been arrested. But not before leading the cops on a high speed chase through Chandler Street, before crashing into a police barricade near the intersection of Piedmont Street, according to our sources.


Unfortunately this crackasaurus mother of two was not in the car when he crashed.

That face just screams, “DCF stole my kids.”

But seriously, we’re pretty lucky no one got hurt. Chandler Street in that area is an absolute clusterfuck. There’s completely unnecessary traffic lights every five feet. There’s junior hoodrats and junkies coming from El Coqui who give no fucks whatsoever about crosswalks, and slowly wander into traffic, staring down anyone who might have a problem with these ghetto speedbumps getting in the way of actual productive human beings who are going places. This is yet another example of law enforcement putting their bodies on the live to apprehend a violent and dangerous criminal. Maybe, just maybe, considering this maggot’s past history of lawlessness and gun crimes, they might want to keep him behind bars this time. He better hope he gets Judge Janet “let em walk” Kenton-Walker.

19 Comment(s)
  • Pissedoff
    December 3, 2018 at 8:14 am

    If only losers had better things to do!! Ues without a doubt he fucked up really bad but know the circumstances before you bash him. If the Worcester family courts didn’t give him back to his crackwhore mother at the age of 14 he would be a productive member od society. He was a well behaved well mannered young man with a good future who the courts fucked at a young age!!! Great job worcester family courts

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old Gumshoe
    December 2, 2018 at 9:40 am

    And the douche is in court whining how the cops beat him. Oh boo- hoo !
    He’s lucky he got tazed.
    Back in my day, pre tazers, he would have had gotten a “hickory haircut” courtesy of a 8″ Billy.
    Fuck this asshole.

  • Citizen K
    December 2, 2018 at 5:31 am

    A few years ago, her and her ex bf stole my car right out of my drive way, threw my car seats and other contents of my vehicle into the woods and drove my car around for six days until someone spotted it parked in front of a local pizza place. I do not personally know her, but clearly her preference for male associates are the car stealing kind… 

  • whatevuh
    December 1, 2018 at 10:40 am

    Don’t taze me bro !

  • Turdchomper
    November 30, 2018 at 7:14 pm

    Please please get that fine ass crackhead on the phone this weekend. I bet her voice sounds like cigarettes and despair and i must hear her side of the po-lice chase

  • MrSmiley
    November 30, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    Donny should have ate a bullet. Now it’s back to maxi B fuckboii!! Can add it to his 150 plus prior charges..

  • Your Mom
    November 30, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    “That face just screams DCF stole my kids”. Hilarious. Made my fucking day. Thank you

  • marilu
    November 30, 2018 at 1:17 pm

    Chandler St– the epicenter of class

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 30, 2018 at 8:54 am

    The only thing ratchet chicks are any good for is a use and toss

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    November 30, 2018 at 7:15 am

    Anyone else notice that baby crib is more of a laundry hamper than a place you would want to lay your precious baby .. Just sayin

  • WTF
    November 29, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    When did storage unit selfies replace bathroom selfies?

  • Creator
    November 29, 2018 at 11:18 pm

    This was all already written about. Others know how to look at edited content on the Webster pd as well. Nothing new here to see.

    • Big Lou
      November 30, 2018 at 8:51 am

      Yet here you are.

    • Fahk off
      November 30, 2018 at 10:35 am

      Nice to see you checking TB out…yet again

  • Haysoosapalooza
    November 29, 2018 at 11:04 pm

    So she’s available? I still wanna wish upon her star. Then blow my load on it. Put me in touch with her!

  • Matt Houston
    November 29, 2018 at 10:25 pm

    In this wonderful Commonwealth he will get 6 months probation and an anger management class. In Suffolk County the new DA would have him released immediately

  • R
    November 29, 2018 at 10:15 pm

    Would it be inappropriate to have his girlfriend do things to me for a small amount of money while he’s in jail? What if I sent him a card sealed with a kiss in her shade of lipstick? What if I had her pre-address the letter, toss my salad, shoved the envelope between my ass cheeks, clenched and then placed it in the mailbox? What if he kissed the envelope’s ‘kiss’ that’s in her shade? Do you think he’s say, “I can still smell her.”

    • WTF
      November 29, 2018 at 11:14 pm

      Dude – You put WAY too much thought into that.

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        November 30, 2018 at 11:36 am


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