Uxbridge High School Student Runs On The Field At Fenway Opening Day, Completely Blows Once In A Lifetime Opportunity
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Apparently yesterday a student from Uxbridge High School lived the dream and briefly ran onto the field at Fenway Park during the Red Sox opening day victory over the Pirates, videotaping his encounter, before being tackled to the ground by security. Watch:
LOL. Love when the camera just stops and all you can see is blue skies. Didn’t last long, but at least he stayed in longer than David Price does in any game in October. My only beef is, what’s up with the camera work? If you’re gonna go through all that trouble, pay all this money for a lawyer and bail, and get kicked out of opening day, wouldn’t you wanna document it a little better? That was like watching Blair Witch Project. Granted he did have a couple nice juke moves:
Fan on field at Fenway. pic.twitter.com/ZkrVMlIQtw
— JPS (@rsfpt) April 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/JmoneyOrtiz/status/849090596472057856
Fan interrupts the eighth inning by running onto the field from right before getting tackled by security. #OpeningDay pic.twitter.com/G5lXUUfjGI
— Rachel M. (@REMBostonsports) April 3, 2017
The Fenway take down @FeitsBarstool @stoolpresidente @hen_ease @ColeyMick pic.twitter.com/aKCIO1chsT
— Kim (@kimba7391) April 3, 2017
Little shake and bake at Fenway. pic.twitter.com/N4BefpRi87
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) April 3, 2017
The best is the drunken sailor music they played as he’s escorted off the field. Perfect.
Anyway, this winner’s name is apparently Lucas Volpe:
https://twitter.com/lucasv58/status/843214720660373504
https://twitter.com/lucasv58/status/848355698656391168
https://twitter.com/lucasv58/status/849037451226210310
And as much as I wanna like him for those juke moves, I kind of hate him already:
https://twitter.com/lucasv58/status/849023153456254976
https://twitter.com/lucasv58/status/849065941057105920
https://twitter.com/lucasv58/status/830232678146461697
My question is, how the hell did this kid get out of jail so fast? He responded to the Rob Bradford tweet at 6:07. Was Janet Kenton-Walker the judge he was assigned?
Look, if you’re gonna run on the field, it’s kind of a once in a lifetime thing so you better do it right and make it cool. And the only way to do it is how this kid did it at the 2013 All-Star game – by promising to do it if 1,000 people retweet you:
And ignoring the sound advice of your mother:
Because….YOLO!!
Oh, and it’s always good to have an escape plan like this guy:
Just sayin. If you’re gonna do it, do it right.
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10 Comment(s)
It was a gay day at Fenway those kikes in the gay state love watching men chase boys.only Brady and Gronk were just as queer,but Kraft is their kike boss.
Clive – you should be rounding up both of your friends to vote for you over at Wo Mag, not posting your dark little fantasies here on TBS.
I love baseball!! I love the bats and balls because they remind me of cock and balls! Which, I can take both in my mouth at the same time! No gag reflex, huh? Cocaine will do that for you, numb the throat!
Running on the field is so lame. Can’t believe a new generation thinks it is funny. It is not funny or clever just stupid and makes a long game longer. And gets you banned from the park.
Someone should edit that kids video with the Benny Hill chase music.
That was the Picasso of juvenile visual documentary.
Punk needs a beating for sure, teach him.
The kid is 14 you need your ass beat talking about my boy like that Way to rep the U volpe good shit
this kid is super rich. That pic of him with the red shoes on, those are red october air yeezys, about 4-5,000. also when he ran on the field he was wearing a BAPE hoodie, those run about 350-550. so that probably has to do with him getting out so fast. Just an observation.
Congratulations on your last Red Sox game!