Uxbridge High School Student Runs On The Field At Fenway Opening Day, Completely Blows Once In A Lifetime Opportunity
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Apparently yesterday a student from Uxbridge High School lived the dream and briefly ran onto the field at Fenway Park during the Red Sox opening day victory over the Pirates, videotaping his encounter, before being tackled to the ground by security. Watch:
LOL. Love when the camera just stops and all you can see is blue skies. Didn’t last long, but at least he stayed in longer than David Price does in any game in October. My only beef is, what’s up with the camera work? If you’re gonna go through all that trouble, pay all this money for a lawyer and bail, and get kicked out of opening day, wouldn’t you wanna document it a little better? That was like watching Blair Witch Project. Granted he did have a couple nice juke moves:
Fan on field at Fenway. pic.twitter.com/ZkrVMlIQtw
— JPS (@rsfpt) April 3, 2017
— Rachel M. (@REMBostonsports) April 3, 2017
— Kim (@kimba7391) April 3, 2017
Little shake and bake at Fenway. pic.twitter.com/N4BefpRi87
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) April 3, 2017
The best is the drunken sailor music they played as he’s escorted off the field. Perfect.
Anyway, this winner’s name is apparently Lucas Volpe:
And as much as I wanna like him for those juke moves, I kind of hate him already:
My question is, how the hell did this kid get out of jail so fast? He responded to the Rob Bradford tweet at 6:07. Was Janet Kenton-Walker the judge he was assigned?
Look, if you’re gonna run on the field, it’s kind of a once in a lifetime thing so you better do it right and make it cool. And the only way to do it is how this kid did it at the 2013 All-Star game – by promising to do it if 1,000 people retweet you:
And ignoring the sound advice of your mother:
Oh, and it’s always good to have an escape plan like this guy:
Just sayin. If you’re gonna do it, do it right.
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