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Video: Central Falls Hoodrats Shoot Mother Nursing Her Infant In Her Own Home – Police Take Down The Two Shooters –  While The Topless Mother, Covered In Blood, Is Rescued

Just another day in Central Falls….

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Mr. Turtlegirl found this crazy video out of Central Falls, Rhode Island yesterday.

It was taped by a neighbor named Hernandez J Pez, who lives across the street, and I’ve got to give him credit for sticking his face out the window while the cops raided the place with assault rifles.

I won’t even pick on him for filming it vertically.

Watch it here:

You’ll have to forgive my minimal information here. Apparently this is just a regular day in Central Falls. So much so that the police didn’t even issue a press release on their Facebook page. I kept waiting for one and it never came.

Seems a mother, nursing her infant daughter, was grazed with a bullet in her apartment on Parker Street yesterday afternoon.

If you watch the video you’ll see the woman come out of the house with her hands up. At first glance, it looks likes she only wearing a bra. It turns out that she’s completely topless from feeding the baby. The part that looks like a bra is actually her own blood.

Police descended in a SWAT-like invasion and took down what looks like two suspects during the video. The cops were on their game.
Initially, a bunch of people were laughing about the woman, who we have learned is named Lisa, for running out of the house in a bra. However, once the severity of her situation came to light (seeing that she was just feeding her kid and took a bullet) people changed their tune.

It’s hard enough breastfeeding without wannabe gang bangers trying to kill you. This poor woman. My heart goes out to her. I wish I looked half as good as she did after giving birth and taking a bullet. You go girl.

You can hardly blame the Lisa, who was probably in shock, for coming outside in that way. I just wonder where the hell the baby was as she was running out. I hope the little girl is okay.
I, personally, have never been to Central Falls. However, Uncle Turtle went there in one of his many Bone Rides and rated it the worst town in Rhode Island. I guess it’s just a square mile of ghetto.
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I’m hoping we get some more information on what the hell transpired and the names of the hood rats that shot a mother feeding her baby in the privacy of her own home. I’m sure they are wearing Bulls hats.



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11 Comment(s)
  • Anonymous
    April 28, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    First off she shot her god damn self while playing with a loaded gun with not just her child with her but her 16 yr old brother in the house. Made up a lie and said that someone shot thru the windows. Her brother hid the gun from police. Police found it. She got arrested she is 18 and idk what happened to the boy. Get ur story straight before posting bullshit.

  • Violeta
    April 28, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    The girl was not topless she was wearing a bra. She wasn’t breastfeeding her child. She was playing with a gun along her friend and the gun went off. The city of Central Falls isn’t a bad, scummy city. Its not a hoodrat city filled with drugs. There is drugs and violence everywhere!!! The city has need cleaned up a lot. Yes she lied and said it was a gun man, but it was an accident on her part.

  • Brenda
    April 28, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    1st off the mother shot herself while playing with a gun with a fire of hers. 2nd off the city of Central Falls has very nice parts and isn’t a hood rat city like it’s being described. This young lady is a troublemaker and it’s sad that the city is being judge by this. We don’t have regular shootings like it’s being said. Like any city we do have some violence but we also have good things here in Central Falls. I live on this street and trust me it isn’t a bad street at all. I’m very comfortable letting my children play in our backyard and letting them walk to the store and school. Yes Central Falls has a bad past but it has gotten cleaned and we continue to clean our small city.

  • Chris
    April 27, 2017 at 6:19 am

    Looks like this article will need a rewrite….

    • Brenda
      April 28, 2017 at 2:52 pm

      Yes it does. The young lady actually shot herself while playing the gun with a friend of hers

  • Lala
    April 26, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    Right around 1995 readers digest named Centrsl Falls the “Cocaine Capital” of America. I shit you not!! As to the shooting I heard rumblings about something himky going on with this shooting and possible the girl have a little more to do with it. She was withholding information I heard.

    • Lesly
      April 28, 2017 at 10:28 pm

      She lied. She wasn’t holding her child. She accidentally shot HERSELF!!! Her and her friend were playing around with a gun and it went off. She wasn’t topless she was wearing a bikini top. Honestly ppl should investigate more on these stories instead of lying.

  • God Bless Them!
    April 26, 2017 at 11:04 am

    I hope the little girl is fine (and the mom too!). This is NOT the way to enter the world! I wish you the best of luck, given the poor circumstances that you have ALREADY endured!

    -From a new father

    • Pathetic Piece of Shit!
      April 26, 2017 at 1:03 pm

      Who is the fucker that “thumbs down” this??? You pathetic wretch, you’re hoping that an innocent little baby has a problem? The baby is an innocent victim in all of this fucking bullshit and you are a pathetic piece of shit for voting down!!! Maybe the mother is not a prize, but she was trying to do the best for her child!!! For that, I HONOR her!!!

      You are SCUM OF THE EARTH!!! Do yourself, and the rest of us a favor, HERNANDEZ yourself!

    • Michael
      April 28, 2017 at 11:52 pm

      Lol here the REAL story!!! She shot herself while playing with the gun with a friend’s of hers. She wasn’t breastfeeding at the time either. She was wearing a bikini top, she wasn’t topless. The cops DIDNT shoot anyone. She confessed to lie about how her cheek was graced by the bullet. This IS NOT an everyday event here in Central Falls!!!

  • Publius
    April 26, 2017 at 10:32 am

    Central Falls epitomizes progressive policies.

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