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Walter Lynde, The Man Killed By Spencer PD After Pulling A Pellet Gun On Them, Was In A Police Standoff In Myrtle Beach In 2014 And Threatened To Kill Cops

Walter Lynde, The Man Killed By Spencer PD After Pulling A Pellet Gun On Them, Was In A Police Standoff In Myrtle Beach In 2014 And Threatened To Kill Cops

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Which mainstream media outlet will read this first, pretend they didn’t, “break the news” and then not cite the turtle?

Big news out of Spencer last night:

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Ya know what the saddest part about this is? The first thing I thought when I heard the news was, “I hope he’s white.” What does that tell you about the state of society today? Where you hope that it’s just another white guy who got shot this time so there won’t be any protests. Because obviously no one is gonna stand up for, or march in honor of a white guy who pulled out a pellet gun on a cop.

Anyway, the incident took place at 160 Northwest Rd in Spencer. According to the records, this land is owned by Kim Casey. Here’s her Facebook page. It’s filled with condolences:

Sources are telling us that the perps name was Walter Lynde. Here’s his Facebook page

People are leaving comments like this:

So it seems to check out. Plus, when you Google “Walter Lynde Spencer” you get this:

It’s a link to a Facebook page in which Kim Casey appears to be sharing pictures of him when he worked as a mechanic at Durgin’s Valley Garage:

Don’t let the golf gear fool you though. The guy has been a professional asshole for quite some time now, and it was only a matter of time until something like this happened. He deserves zero sympathy, and earned his death by police. In 2014 while living in Myrtle Beach he was involved in an armed standoff with the cops after one of several domestic incidents he was involved in:

Bond has been denied for a man charged in connection with a nearly 16-hour standoff in the Forestbrook community. Walter Harold Lynde, 46, has been charged with resisting arrest with a deadly weapon; arson, third degree; and criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature, according to J. Reuben Long Detention Center booking records. Public records show no prior convictions, but Lynde was listed in a Myrtle Beach police report as a suspect in a prior domestic dispute in August. According to Horry County police, the Myrtle Beach police wanted the suspect in connection with the August incident. According to a police spokesman, the suspect “became increasingly agitated and hostile, showing officers on the perimeter his weapons.”

The Myrtle Beach link stems from an incident that occurred Aug. 8, 2013 at Margaritaville at Broadway at the Beach, a police report states. According to the report, a female victim, 28, said her boyfriend and suspect, 45, showed up at her place of work and they began to have an argument. During the argument, the suspect took her purse and then grabbed her wrists, trying to pull her, the report said. Police made contact with the suspect by telephone and the report said he was aggressive and argumentative in several phone conversations. During a third telephone call, the suspect told an officer that if police came to his house, “he would shoot at them,” the report said. The standoff event began shortly after midnight Monday and the event impacted many travelers in the area including school buses.

Yup, that’s him.

The world is a better place without Walter Lynde. It sucks that a human being had to turn out like this. I feel sympathy for his family because I’m sure that the guy has some screws loose and they still love him regardless. But facts are facts. And this guy is a habitual woman beating, gun toting, psychopath who likes to pull guns on cops. It was only a matter of time until he was expired.

There’s no links we can find about what ended up happening to him after the armed standoff in Myrtle Beach or why he’s not in jail. And it’s pretty pathetic that you can do something like that three years ago and be a free man shortly thereafter. Especially in a state like South Carolina, which I always assumed was a place where they put you in the electric chair if you queefed in public.

But logically if you’re a professional asshole who likes to beat women and get in armed confrontations with the police, the first thing you’re gonna wanna do when shit hits the fan is move to Spencer, Massachusetts. No clue how he met Kim Casey, or if they’re a couple, or if she’s the one involved in the domestic situation. But she’s better off without him too.

Pretty much everyone agrees with this too. Except of course for Turtlegram and Gazette columnist, Carlo “Old Balls” Baldino, who believes that cops should not shoot people who appear to be pointing guns at them:

And this winner:

If the name Barry Hanson rings a bell, it’s because he was featured in a previous blog about the Webster hoodrats who filmed themselves getting their asses beaten by the WPDThis wigtacular wonder of the world claims to be a “real vice lord,” not a fake one


Generally does not like anyone associated with law and order


Misses cop killer Jorge Zambrano


Thinks he’s some sort of outlaw badass:


Shockingly he also hates Turtleboy:


And you’ll never guess who his favorite sportball team is either….




It would be a shame, considering his proclivity for armed robbery and his disdain for the police, if he ended up finding himself in a situation like Walter Lynde did.




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23 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    July 25, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    What’s that, a cop hating scumbag is associated with the Crombie crew? No… they’re salt of the earth!

  • iliketurtles
    July 24, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    I think I would rather the knife at the gunfight than the bb gun.

  • Barry BJ Hanson
    July 24, 2017 at 6:43 pm

    Barry Hanson can typically be found near the Worcester Public Library giving bjs to old guys for 40 bucks.

    • bigdaddy
      July 24, 2017 at 9:23 pm

      He charged me $50

  • TDog
    July 24, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    Is Barry wearing a training bra?

    • GBOA74
      July 24, 2017 at 4:15 pm

      Do you know what an undershirt is?

      • Wabbitt
        July 25, 2017 at 2:01 pm

        Do you know what a joke is?

        • 8r9026
          July 25, 2017 at 3:41 pm

          Isn’t a joke supposed to be funny?

  • Barry Hitman Hanson AKA Stroka
    July 24, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    Check my fb page and you’ll see I can really work up some hand blistas stroking it. I said workin but you know what I mean…workin at it. Just google my ass and see I’m legit. 100 bro.

  • Barry Hitman Hanson
    July 24, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    They call me the hitman because i hit that ass…at Worcester House of Correction. I’m so hip, google my ass! I just can’t seem to get a long enough sentence to keep me satisfied. Fuck the poh poh, the judge and jury. I need a real vacation with my homies. 100 bro.

  • Staci
    July 24, 2017 at 1:37 pm

    This man came into the Spencer Rob Roy where I work for a haircut 2 weeks ago. He was talking loudly about how he likes his hair long so his girlfriend had something to pull. He scared the piss out of all of us when he got up and banged on one of our windows at a man outside saying he owed him money. Creepy dude.

    • True Reality Speaks
      July 24, 2017 at 10:27 pm

      Is his girlfriend named Jeff Neal?

  • July 24, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    Good thing Fullam carries a drop piece.

    • Mr Butthurt
      July 24, 2017 at 3:32 pm

      Your name here.

      You are a idiot.

      • July 24, 2017 at 4:02 pm

        Fullam shot him in the back. Every cop now carries an airsoft gun to drop at a scene just like this. They don’t have to worry about them being traced back to them because they have no serial numbers. All they have to do is say “I saw a gun”, and they get a paid vacation. They keep them wrapped in a McDonald’s napkin so there are no fingerprints on it, and the napkin just looks like trash. Take a look at how many police forces kicked Fullum off. Only Spencer would take him after he was passed around the rest of the West County.

        You are the idiot if you think all the cops are true blue. Spencer cops were ALL fired 20 years ago. The stench still remains

        • Thinkagain
          July 24, 2017 at 7:30 pm

          You my friend are an idiot. How ignorant can one be? I’d like to point out that your statement is false, not all of the officers were fired. Most were but not all. I would just like you to realize how stupid you sound. I’d like to see you step in these officers shoes and do what they do. I guarantee you that you would never ever be able to do what they do. Have a good day and think before you speak.

        • wtf
          July 24, 2017 at 9:23 pm

          “They keep them wrapped in a McDonald’s napkin so there are no fingerprints on it, and the napkin just looks like trash.”

          There’s a McDonald’s in Spencer?

          • Wabbitt
            July 25, 2017 at 2:00 pm

            Across from Big Y, not far from the fire station.

  • FuckfaceMcFaggot
    Fuckface McFaggot
    July 24, 2017 at 12:37 pm

    “Which mainstream media outlet will read this first, pretend they didn’t, “break the news” and then not cite the turtle?”

    Well probably none of them considering 10 other websites and the local news have already covered it ya dingus

  • Jack mehoffer
    July 24, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    Carla baldino is the dumbest turd on the planet. Race baiting cunt.

    • bigdaddy
      July 24, 2017 at 1:56 pm

      hey I used to be a teacher

      • bigdaddy
        Steve Quist
        July 24, 2017 at 1:58 pm

        I used to clean toilets but got fired because I couldnt even do that right

  • Maggie the Cat
    July 24, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    Thank God no officers were hurt.

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