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Wanna Quit Your Job And Blog For Turtleboy? We’re Hiring And We Pay Per Page View

Wanna Quit Your Job And Blog For Turtleboy? We’re Hiring And We Pay Per Page View

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We’re always on the lookout for new bloggers at Turtleboy Sports. Are you funny? Are your takes hot? Do you like exposing corruption? Do you ever find yourself saying, “I’d love to go off on this person, but I can’t because if I write something on my Facebook page my employer could see it?” Do you wanna be the next Fiesty or South Shore Turtlegirl? Do you wanna get paid to sit on your ass all day in your jam-jams?

If so, then Turtleboy might be the right place for you. It’s great therapy for people with common sense who want to get something off their chest. Do you comment a lot on Facebook? Might as well just become Turtleboy then and publish it as a blog on That’s how Turtleboy got started in the first place – people who wanted to tell the truth using anonymity.

We will take bloggers from anywhere, even if we already have someone in that territory. We could really use a Florida Turtleboy or a Connecticut Turtleboy though. That would be cool.

Here’s what you can do if you wanna become Turtleboy. Find something in the news (it can be locally, nationally, regionally, whatever) and write a blog about it. Use your own voice and say whatever you want, but just be you. Don’t worry about pictures or anything like that. Just find something that gets you fired up and write about it. Then email it to or message us on Facebook and we’ll read it over. If it’s what we’re looking for then we’ll publish it. If you show us that you can consistently produce good content then we will put you on payroll. Salary is 100% commission based. You’ll get paid per page view. The hotter your takes the more money you make. That simple. You can easily make a living off this if you produce good content that sells. When you win, we win, and turtle riders win too.

You can be from anywhere too. We actually prefer people who aren’t from the Worcester area because you probably can find stories that we don’t stumble upon. Turtleboy is more than just a blog. It’s a brand, and it needs to be franchised. Turtleboy needs to spread to everywhere and we want people who want to be a part of it. Worcester County isn’t the only place filled with corruption, trap queens, and ratchets. Join the Turtleboy Sports Revolution.

P.S. We’re also looking for a salesperson as well on a commission basis.



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14 Comment(s)
  • chrissy
    September 22, 2017 at 3:44 am

    per page click eh? wish i was a good blogger

  • RBG's Beard
    June 16, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Hold my beer…

  • Chip Striker
    June 13, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    Sounds to me if I keep clicking on my own blogs I will in a sense, be working for myself.

    But seriously, first thing I’d be doing his head to the courthouse. That’s the Hall of Fame for All-Stars. Should get plenty of material there.

    Then go to the low income apartments see all the Audi’s and BMW’s the section 8 warriors are driving.

    So much to do, in such little time.

  • MermaidsLOVEturtles
    June 13, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    I would love to! Where do I apply? There are so many juicy stories being exposed on the east coast. I’m legit surrounded by seacows and crooked politicians running the town I currently reside in. Serious stuff! I’d love to expose these corrupt folks and get paid for it ❤️ Sounds like the best job ever!!

    • Brian Gaffney
      June 13, 2017 at 11:04 pm

      It tells you right in the article fucktard. Welp you’re not hired

  • Yes Please
    June 13, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    Oh man this sounds like my dream job… now what to write about. So much garbage in the news so little time.

  • Chris Seith
    June 13, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    Whats turtleboy sports email? I have an idea.

    • Brian Gaffney
      June 13, 2017 at 11:07 pm


  • All Jizzed Up
    June 13, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    Nice! Here’s my first blog:

    Fuck off.

    Now pay me.

    • Lou P
      Jizz on Your Face
      June 13, 2017 at 6:56 pm

      You are going to be the one TurtleBoy writes about and exposes. Arrogant, self-centered and a lazy fuck who will cut corners.
      You are the fuck off.

      • Jizz got jizzed on
        June 14, 2017 at 10:52 am

        Awwwww someone got jizz in their butthole and its not coming out. Take a nap. Maybe you won’t wake up so angry

  • The Wall
    June 13, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    How much do you pay per page view?

    • All Jizzed Up
      June 13, 2017 at 6:34 pm

      1/16 of a penny

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    June 13, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    I wanna do this…

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