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Ware Police Looking For Vincent Rapevan Gogh After Biting Dude’s Ear Off And Shockingly He Is Believed To Still Be In Town


A few years ago we published a blog of the Top 25 best Ware Mugshots. Because Ware is one of the most underrated dumps in Massachusetts. It’s a magnet for pedophiles, as seemingly every diddler released from jail ends up settling in Ware. It’s in the middle of nowhere, it’s accessible by nothing, rent couldn’t possibly be cheaper, and they have a Wal-Mart. That is a recipe for ratchet stew. But we might need to add someone to the Top 25 mugshots blog…….

Just another day in Ware for Alan Mosher. Sometimes you’re minding your own business, walking down the street to register as a sex offender, and then – BAM – Vincent Rapevan Gogh pops up out of nowhere and bites your ear off. The most accurate part was this:

“Mosher is still believed to be in the Ware area.”

Does this look like a guy who has ever left Ware before, or who has intentions of ever leaving Ware?


He’s the only guy in Ware with the capability of biting your ear off, since he’s the only one left with a full set of teeth, and he HATES wearing shirts or underpants.

Pray for chomper.

Of course they already have a mugshot of him, indicating that he’s been arrested in the past. Why wouldn’t they? They tell this dude to cut the shit but it’s in one ear and out the other.

According to the locals we might have a case of dindu nuffin here.

Good point Terri. You knew him years ago, therefore he can’t go full Tyson. And there are LOTS of good reasons to bite someone’s ear off. The lobe especially is so soft and tender. Who can resist?

Turns out he had no choice because he was getting beaten by two people with an ax.

The fact that you are even close enough to these parties to have inside information on them is troubling. But I gotta say, being able to fight back against two people beating you with an ax on your property, and then biting one of their ears off – even Jussie Smollett has to respect that kind of courage.

Anyway, I can’t say that I’d blame him. If I had to wake up and see this every day:









I’d probably have a healthy dose of earlobe in my diet too.


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15 Comment(s)
  • Sir Wilfred Death
    February 20, 2019 at 6:35 am

    Uncle, would you consider reviving the Bone Rides? I’m willing to drive.

    They were hilarious and there is so much squalor yet to showcase.

    Social Media is Cancer

    February 19, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    there’s no telling what will happen in the mosh pit with that Mosher….

  • Mayor of Ware
    February 19, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    Shouldn’t be hard to find this guy. Just go to his place of employment and wait for him to show up for work.

  • z
    February 19, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    Hey, they have more than just Walmart. They have a Lowe’s also.

    Probably hiding in Hardwick. Makes Ware look like Beverly Hills.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 19, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    Look at his friend with the ‘Season Passholder’ T Shirt.

    Rest assured that is not a season pass to the dentist’s office

  • Re: Jussie
    February 19, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    That’s offensive to the monkey comparing him to Jussie.

  • Rockets Redglare
    February 19, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    End of the month and he was short on EBT cash. Hey, mans gotta eat…

  • Chef Emeril LaGrossi
    February 19, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    Earlobes are terrible raw, everyone knows you have to marinate them first in Tupper Ware before broiling.

  • Training Jussie
    February 19, 2019 at 3:34 pm

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 19, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    I don’t get the point of random street shots?

    Are you saying Ware has poor areas?

    Like most towns?

    • WeRFuked
      February 19, 2019 at 4:27 pm

      Actually… there is a much high percentage of run down trailer homes in Ware than there is in a town like Holden.
      Actually… I can’t remember the last time I drove through Holden and witnessed what those vintage TBS blog photos show in Ware.
      So no Randoll, not every town has a blighted poor section.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    February 19, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    alan told me he wished he hadn’t left his hot sauce at home…nom…nom…nom

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 19, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    I don’t get the point of random street shots?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 19, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    I can never get enough Ware-bashing!

  • Y
    February 19, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    He could be Any-Ware by now

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