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Remember this junkajump from a few months back who got caught stealing a TV for his shaft shining mother?
Well, the Wareham junkalump is back and he’s featured in a cop block style Facebook video which begins after he ran from the cops on a warrant, resisted arrest in the woods, and then got his ass tased:
Not sure where this ranks with his other mugshots. There’s just so many to choose from….
I notice he’s still rocking the band of dirt, sweat, and pubes that he thinks is a mustache, but he’s also got earrings now. So obviously things have picked up for him significantly since he last appeared on Turtleboy.
Is that Mom in the background?
Hard to tell without the dog filter.
Tons of brilliant commentary on the video, which shows the “police brutality” of the cops arresting and transporting a criminal who would not turn himself in on the outstanding warrants in his name:
No need to tase him yo!! He should be allowed to resist arrest and kick cops. That’s how law and order works.
Jeff Rideout, the “fuck the po-lease” chudstuffing cameraman is obviously a winner too….
Only a matter of time until he ends up having his own blog on Turtleboy too.
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Who else would stab Mum in the bum?
One like = One thrust past the mud ring
Why do these people all look like inbred mongoloids? I swear it must be something in the shit food they buy at marketbasket with their ebt cards.
The Chinee have it right. Strike one: rehab. Strike two: ratatatat.
Update; the nigerian scumbag that cut the one year old girls head off in the German subway happened on april 12th. The German socialists are just confirming it today; they have kept it hidden until today.
Hey, just a throwback to the good old days when we only told people what we wanted them to know. Good times.
Merkel reminded Trump she grew up in East Germany. Trump probably thought, “Yeah I know you’re a commie bitch.”
I would still take mom to pound town.
It takes a special level of idiot to get a girlfriend’s name tattooed on your bod.
I’ve been happily married for 25 years and I still wouldn’t do something so stupid.
It must really suck knowing you are the bottom of the barrel, these people should just be exterminated and get it over with, there are no redeeming qualities in any of them
There will be a Civil War II, and the Republicans are going to unite with the police and ICE and take out the Crips, Democratic Socialist Party, Mexican Mafia, Occupy Whatever, MS-13, Antifa, Bloods and all the other Democrats.
Then will start a new era of clean, safe neighborhoods, during which teachers will make as much as doctors and education will be the most useful trait, the national debt will be eliminated, and those who speak with ebonics will be seen as stupid as they have always sounded.
Sounds great!
We will have to; there will be no choice about it. Today a nigerian shitbag stabbed his German ‘girlfriend’, then cut off her one year old daughters head in a German subway station. Its coming to America. With any luck, our Navy and Coast Guard will torpedo their ships in deep water. God Bless that young lady and her child.
What the deuce? Are the Democrats acting up again?! Didn’t they get slapped hard enough the first time?
… what’s that? The Blacks are what, now?!
… How in blazes did that happen??
… Who the bloody hell is Nixon??
… Never mind! Take no prisoners…
huh? They’re already in prison?
… Well, good! That makes about half of them! Charge!!
Blacks are Democrats now? After all I did for them? They’re gonna keep y’all in chains!
That’s my line, fascist!
Look, Joe! Pigeons! Go get the pigeons, Joe! Get the pigeons!
Yo’ dicklick, Herve Villechaize called…..he wants his pants back.
white ppl pretending to be black…