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Wareham Junkalump Who Stole A TV For His Mom Got Arrested Again After Playing Hide And Seek With Cops In Woods And His “Fuck 12” Pubestache Boy Is Trying To Make It go Viral

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Remember this junkajump from a few months back who got caught stealing a TV for his shaft shining mother?

Well, the Wareham junkalump is back and he’s featured in a cop block style Facebook video which begins after he ran from the cops on a warrant, resisted arrest in the woods, and then got his ass tased:

Not sure where this ranks with his other mugshots. There’s just so many to choose from….

I notice he’s still rocking the band of dirt, sweat, and pubes that he thinks is a mustache, but he’s also got earrings now. So obviously things have picked up for him significantly since he last appeared on Turtleboy.

Is that Mom in the background?

Hard to tell without the dog filter.

Tons of brilliant commentary on the video, which shows the “police brutality” of the cops arresting and transporting a criminal who would not turn himself in on the outstanding warrants in his name:

No need to tase him yo!! He should be allowed to resist arrest and kick cops. That’s how law and order works.

Jeff Rideout, the “fuck the po-lease” chudstuffing cameraman is obviously a winner too….

Only a matter of time until he ends up having his own blog on Turtleboy too.

18 Comment(s)
  • Turd Reversalist
    July 13, 2018 at 1:45 am

    Who else would stab Mum in the bum?
    One like = One thrust past the mud ring

    July 12, 2018 at 8:56 am

    Why do these people all look like inbred mongoloids? I swear it must be something in the shit food they buy at marketbasket with their ebt cards.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    July 11, 2018 at 12:04 pm

    The Chinee have it right. Strike one: rehab. Strike two: ratatatat.

  • TJB
    July 10, 2018 at 8:51 pm

    Update; the nigerian scumbag that cut the one year old girls head off in the German subway happened on april 12th. The German socialists are just confirming it today; they have kept it hidden until today.

    • East Berlin Stasi
      July 10, 2018 at 11:16 pm

      Hey, just a throwback to the good old days when we only told people what we wanted them to know. Good times.

    • deflateddoritodinks
      July 11, 2018 at 12:02 pm

      Merkel reminded Trump she grew up in East Germany. Trump probably thought, “Yeah I know you’re a commie bitch.”

  • boner
    July 10, 2018 at 8:38 pm

    I would still take mom to pound town.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 10, 2018 at 8:06 pm

    It takes a special level of idiot to get a girlfriend’s name tattooed on your bod.

    I’ve been happily married for 25 years and I still wouldn’t do something so stupid.

  • whatevuh
    July 10, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    It must really suck knowing you are the bottom of the barrel, these people should just be exterminated and get it over with, there are no redeeming qualities in any of them

  • Nostradamus
    July 10, 2018 at 5:57 pm

    There will be a Civil War II, and the Republicans are going to unite with the police and ICE and take out the Crips, Democratic Socialist Party, Mexican Mafia, Occupy Whatever, MS-13, Antifa, Bloods and all the other Democrats.

    Then will start a new era of clean, safe neighborhoods, during which teachers will make as much as doctors and education will be the most useful trait, the national debt will be eliminated, and those who speak with ebonics will be seen as stupid as they have always sounded.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 10, 2018 at 8:07 pm

      Sounds great!

    • TJB
      July 10, 2018 at 8:43 pm

      We will have to; there will be no choice about it. Today a nigerian shitbag stabbed his German ‘girlfriend’, then cut off her one year old daughters head in a German subway station. Its coming to America. With any luck, our Navy and Coast Guard will torpedo their ships in deep water. God Bless that young lady and her child.

    • Ulysses S. Grant
      July 10, 2018 at 10:58 pm

      What the deuce? Are the Democrats acting up again?! Didn’t they get slapped hard enough the first time?

      … what’s that? The Blacks are what, now?!

      … How in blazes did that happen??

      … Who the bloody hell is Nixon??

      … Never mind! Take no prisoners…

      huh? They’re already in prison?

      … Well, good! That makes about half of them! Charge!!

      • Abraham Lincoln
        July 10, 2018 at 11:02 pm

        Blacks are Democrats now? After all I did for them? They’re gonna keep y’all in chains!

        • Joe Biden
          July 10, 2018 at 11:04 pm

          That’s my line, fascist!

          • Maxine Waters
            July 10, 2018 at 11:28 pm

            Look, Joe! Pigeons! Go get the pigeons, Joe! Get the pigeons!

  • Clitty Litter
    July 10, 2018 at 5:43 pm

    Yo’ dicklick, Herve Villechaize called…..he wants his pants back.

  • y
    July 10, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    white ppl pretending to be black…

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