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Warren Swamp Maggot Arrested For Home Invasion Of An Elderly Ware Woman Brags About What He’ll Do To Home Invaders On Facebook

Here’s another winners from the magical land of Warren and Ware.

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MassliveLess than an hour after authorities were alerted to a home invasion on Malbeouf Road Wednesday morning, police arrested and charged Kyle Decell. Decell, 18, of 70 Ware Road in neighboring Warren, faces six charges, including assaulting a person over 60 while in possession of a knife, Ware police said. He is scheduled to be arraigned Thursday morning at Eastern Hampshire District Court in Belchertown. He is being held at the Hampshire Jail and House of Correction on $10,000 bail, police said. In addition to the assault with a dangerous weapon charge, Decell was charged with home invasion, armed assault in a dwelling, armed and masked robbery, intimidation of a witness and armed assault with intent to rob a person over 60. According to police, an elderly person was home at the time the robbery was called in to police at 10:54 a.m., but was not injured. Decell was apprehended at 11:46 a.m. on West Ware Road near the Palmer town line, police said. They believe all stolen property was recovered. Police said cash and jewelry were among the items Decell allegedly stole while the victim was being held at knifepoint.

I think I’d rather live in NAM than live anywhere near the border between Warren and Ware. No matter what way you go every day, you still lose. That area is damned by God. And it’s filled to the brim with people like this, from the Turtleboy Ware Mugshot Matching Game:

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If Trump wanted to build a wall around Ware and Warren, we’d be 1,000% for it.

This is Kyle Decell:


I swear to God, after the Chicago Bulls flat brimmed hat, the mirror abs selfie is the second biggest indicator that you’re a swamp maggot. I don’t know what it is with these people.

Newsflash – six packs are only cool if you work out. You have a six pack because you go grocery shopping at the Ware Family Dollar and your Mom spent all the food stamps on scratch tickets. As a commenter pointed out earlier, taking credit for having abs when you’re skinny is like taking credit for having big tits when you’re fat. Doesn’t count.

Anyway, the victim is an elderly woman who obviously can’t defend herself. And this junior junkie held her at knifepoint so he could feed his habits. At least that’s what I hope he was doing. If he’s not a junkie than he’s an even bigger piece of garbage. But it’s cool though, because it’s a disease. You can’t get mad at junkies. That’s the rule. It’s like cancer, except they chose to have this disease. Nothing is their fault. Ever.

And just to show you what a tremendous chucklefucker this asswipe is, check out this post he made:


Yup. Only a degenerate Warrenitus brags about protecting his home from invaders, only to go on to invade an elderly woman’s home, hold her at knifepoint, and rob her blind. Don’t be fooled though, he’s a real bad ass!! You come in his house and he’ll shoot you. Oh, yea, and fuck you too Abe Lincoln!!!


Anyway, if this assbag doesn’t get jail time then I give up. I don’t care if he’s only 18 and he doesn’t have priors or anything like that. When you hold old ladies up at knifepoint you are beyond rehabilitation. Either lock him up and throw away the key, or ties his hands together and throw him in the Quaboag River. Don’t worry kid, I’m sure she’ll wait for you. After all, you guys are “in love.”






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77 Comment(s)
  • Sabrina
    January 8, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    Do I think what this kid did is fucked up and he deserves jail time? Absofuckinglutely! But do I agree with people taking it out on all of his family, and threatening someone’s little children over it? Nope! Call me crazy, but no one but him did these actions. It wasn’t his Mom, Aunts, or cousins. It’s wasn’t the 2 little children whose lives are now being threatened. It was him… So please place the blame where it really belongs and stop harassing his family. I’m sure some of the people on here have had family members get in trouble. It wasn’t you that did it though, so you don’t deserve to get blamed for it. He actually has people in his family who work for livings and are productive members of society so leave them alone please, and their kids!

  • Paul Larson
    January 6, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    Every time the Democrats Trump Islamophobic, they don’t know what they are talking about. Trump was a Democrat for 40 years, and he learned from FDR how to handle our enemies. FDR locked Japanese-American citizens up in concentration camps for the duration of the war. He kept Germans from coming to this country, as well as Italians. Of course, the Russians were okay with the Democrats. Truman kept Italians out of this country till 1948. So how do Liberal Democrats defend such behavior by 2 Democratic Presidents that instructed Trump in how to handle our enemies?

    Paul Larson

    • Paul Larson
      January 7, 2017 at 7:17 am

      Instead of making up things, why don’t you socialist Democrats rebut my arguments? You don’t do that, because you don’t know the history of racism in this country. All you can do is endeavor to try to slander someone who disagrees with you. It was the Democrats who insisted on slavery in our Constitution, it was the Democrats who formed the Confederacy, it was the Democrats who formed the KKK, it was the Democrats who screened Birth of a Nation (the KKK anthem) at the White House and it was the Democrats who put Japanese-Americans into concentration camps in WWII.

      Obviously, Democrats are xenophobic.

      Paul Larson

  • Paul Larson
    January 6, 2017 at 5:43 pm

    Worcester City Hospital
    26 Queen Street
    Worcester, MA 01610

    To: Anne Sullivan, R.N. with
    From: Al Wood, R.N.
    Date: May 7, 1987

    “A patient presented to the E.R. with a companion after an alleged assault. … a third male came running through the E.R. doors, screaming that the two males at the desk had assaulted him. The two males at the desk had in their possession “hunting knives” … Joe Cofske, R.N., … was assaulted and thrown to the floor by the third male. At this time, Louise Ritchotte, R.N., notified security and the Worcester Police Department.”

    “Paul Larson was the first to respond, and quickly subdued male #3 until the WPD responded.”

    “This is but one of the cases where Mr. Larson has performed his duties well. The staff has asked me to please convey to him, through administration, our appreciation to his quick responses and commitment to our security in the E.R. In this case and others, Mr. Larson’s presence has prevented injury to both staff and visitors.”

    Just to let you know, the 3rd male was twice as big as me, he was a leg-breaker for law-breakers, he tried to hire me as soon as I returned from Nam, and I subdued him in one second, thanks to instruction I received from Master Wally Jay, Bruce Lee’s jujitsu teacher and Master Yang, Jwing-Ming.

    Paul Larson

    • Paul Larson
      January 6, 2017 at 8:17 pm

      When I was in ‘Nam, I was selected for a special mission. I met with Colonel Lucas, General Corman, and this CIA spook type who advised me to terminate Colonel Kurtz with “extreme prejudice”.

      Colonel Kurtz was insane, however I was even more insane. I couldn’t comment on any Turtleboy Sports story without coming across as an uppity asshole, unable to link the story to my comment in any meaningful way. I droned on and on about this cheapshit rosewood pen I got for writing a shitty letter to an even shittier newspaper. No one seemed to care.

      I ended up joining Colonel Kurtz in a three way gangbang of a severed chef’s head. I had a dead eye socket. The Colonel had the mouth. We tickled each other’s assholes right before we climaxed at the same time.

      Afterwards, he gave me an IQ test. All I had to do was recite meaningless drivel. Later he told me I had achieved total spiritual oneness with my own eloquence and that my IQ surpassed that of a brain surgeon AND rocket scientist.

      Paul Larson

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        January 6, 2017 at 9:14 pm

        I feel like if I ever ran into you in person I would call you adorable and probably buy you a coffee or something. Then I would regret it because I have a hard time leaving conversations and you just seem like someone who can talk through even the most awkward situations like me walking in reverse trying to give you hints of my desire to depart said conversation.

        • Paul Larson
          January 7, 2017 at 7:28 am

          I am not here to make you comfortable. I am here to tell the truth. If you can’t take the truth, you are not feisty. Like all the other Democrats, who can’t accept the truth about their party’s history. All they can do is attack the messenger.

          Paul Larson

      • Paul Larson
        January 7, 2017 at 7:07 am

        I did not write the above post. Some coward wrote that. He or she doesn’t have the guts to use his or her correct name.

        Paul Larson

        • Kevin Lynch
          January 9, 2017 at 1:45 pm

          I’m not a coward!! You are the ones who are the spineless jellyfishes!!! Come at me bro!! I’ll fucking smash you all with golf clubs… and kick you in the head while you’re laying there!! Emily will laugh… And then we’ll make out… standing over your lifeless corpses!!! Cause she likes that shit!! My name is Kevin, Kevin Lynch… And I approve this message!!!

  • Paul Larson
    January 6, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    I volunteered to be sent to Vietnam. During an artillery barrage at the DMZ, I suffered a back injury. The Navy Doctor (Western Medical professional) told me I was a malingerer (he probably didn’t volunteer for Vietnam) and he sent me to Quang Tri weight room to lift weights. That shows you what a Western medical professional knows about human health.

    My back got worse over the next few week, and I went back to 3rd Med at Quang Tri and the Navy doctor was on R&R. His corpsman said “Why don’t we give you an x-ray?” What a genius he was, much more than the Navy doc. He came in and said: “You are going home. You have a broken back.”

    That shows you what Western doctors know about human health.

    Paul Larson

    • Paul Larson
      January 6, 2017 at 3:52 pm

      I joined the rebel alliance. During an assault on the cloud city of Bespin, my hand was cut off by a lightsaber. The medical droid (who was probably built by the Empire) told me to use my other hand from now on and sent me to Studio 57 NYC to snort cocaine. That tells you all you need to know about Empire medical droids.

      My force powers suffered and I went to the alliance base medical station at Yavin 4. They submerged me in a bacta tank and grafted on a mechanical arm. He said “Han Solo has been frozen in carbonite and sold to Jabba the Hut.”

      Paul Larson

      • Paul Larson
        January 6, 2017 at 4:40 pm

        I didn’t write the earlier post about Hitler, which some coward attached my name to, nor did I write the post about loosing my hand which another coward attached my name to. I train every day in Hard-Soft China Hand, I am the first American trained in Bugeikan Okinawa-Ti and my body is complete. I might have broken my back in Vietnam, I had a medial meniscus removed from one of my knees, I have had two hernia ops, but I can still handle young men who only play video games.

        • Paul Larson
          January 6, 2017 at 4:50 pm

          I didn’t write that earlier post about Masters and Johnson or Star Wars’ light saber or Navy Doctor, Hawkeye Pierce or BJ Honeycutt or something… (Senility is a bitch.) I’m also not a coward… I use my Hard-Soft Chinese Hand on my complete body. But I did lose my hand at Bespin. It has been documented in the ongoing saga, episode V. My wife is embarrassed for you but I am not. I am the first Okinawan trained in Bul Go Ki, American Korean Barbecue. Clouds fear me and so do small to medium sheep. I was the first non Japanese girl to complete Super Mario Brothers 1, 2 AND 3. I beat Vladimir Putin at Tetris. Poser.

          Paul Larson

        • Uncle Paul Larson
          January 6, 2017 at 4:57 pm

          Suuure, you like to handle young men… You like when they wear their tighty whiteys and play wrestley games… Roll around all sweaty and slippery… Turn them tight little boys into experienced little men. All hairless and curious.

          • Paul Larson
            January 7, 2017 at 9:06 am

            Whoever wrote the above post does not have the guts to use their real name. What cowards! Anyway, I have a dojo behind my house and I spend hours in it every day. I have a kongo ken, tetsu geta, hammers of all sizes, ishi sashi, throwing dummies, anatomical dummies with deadly points on them, with the times and methods to strike them. I have Thai bag, several heavy bags, floor bag, head bag, speed bag, 9 Hsing-I bags, as well as all kinds of electronic and mechanical training devices. I have been making Dit Da Jow since 1983, and I’ve got Olympic weights, York weights (been lifting since 1959), kettle bells of all sizes, judo mats, etc.

            Besides, I don’t care for males, I only go for females. Beautiful females, that is.

            Paul Larson

  • Paul Larson
    January 6, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    I didn’t write the post about Masters and Johnson or Star Wars’ light saber. I deal in the real world and I train every day to handle such problems. I suggest that you folks do as well. That way you could earn your way through life rather than waiting around for handouts from people who work for a living. Stop reading fiction and read history. Its embarrassing for grown people to be playing video games. There is more to life than being a silly socialist.

    Paul Larson

    • Paul Larson
      January 6, 2017 at 3:36 pm

      “Be proud of your people when you don’t have to be ashamed of any of its social classes.”
      ― Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf

      And, I am ashamed by most of my countries social classes. Grown people playing video games, watching space fantasy movies, coloring books, petting puppies. Weak! All of you!! Earn!! Make the German, er, American society proud!! Sieg Heil!!!

      Paul Larson

      • Paul Larson
        January 6, 2017 at 4:29 pm

        Hitler said: “Basically, National Socialism and Marxism are the same.” Feb 24, 1941

        Pipes: The Russian Roots of Nazism, White Emigres and the Making of National Socialism –
        1917 – 1945.

        Michael Hoffman, The Russian Roots of Nazism, Revisionist History, #39, January 2006

        Stalin and Hitler divided Poland to steal Polish wealth.

        • Paul Larson
          January 6, 2017 at 4:40 pm

          I didn’t write that.

          Paul Larson

          • Sasha The Fire Gypsy
            January 6, 2017 at 6:10 pm

            That’s too bad because reading all your posts was making me really wet. Are you sure you didn’t write that?

          • Paul Larson
            January 7, 2017 at 9:19 am

            Sasha, I didn’t write the quote from Mein Kampf. Hitler was a socialist. Stalin was a socialist. They were allies from 1939 to 1941. Socialists always stick together unless they attack each other. Just like Democrats were all for the Soviets (Bernie took his honeymoon in Russia, so I heard). Now, to deflect attention from Hillary’s incompetent handling of our national secrets, the Democrats are trying to blame her loss on Russia. See, they attack each other unless they can press the reset button. What a bunch of phonies.

            Hitler, Mussolini, Lenin and Stalin were all socialists, looking to steal other people’s wealth.

            Paul Larson

  • DJ Kevin the Kook
    January 6, 2017 at 10:54 am

  • Misty
    January 6, 2017 at 9:29 am

    Newsflash: Not everyone who lives in Warren in a scumbag.
    You’re welcome.

    • Turd Burglestein
      January 6, 2017 at 10:25 am

      They should just rename that place from Warren to Warrant…because everyone who lives there probably has an outstanding one.

    • Buck Futts
      January 6, 2017 at 12:50 pm

      So you’re saying they live in scumbags? Is everyone in Warren illiterate?

  • Paul Larson
    January 6, 2017 at 9:27 am

    Joe Biden tells Trump to grow up. Trump was a Democrat for 40 years. Same for Joe. So how much money does Joe have? Children don’t become billionaires. Neither did Joe. He needs to grow up!

    The Democrats say “Trump will make America sick again.” The Democrats’ government plan makes hard working Americans poor again, while handing their tax payments out to free-loaders.

    Paul Larson

    • Independent Thinker
      January 6, 2017 at 9:39 am

      Biden has some growing up to do. He claims he could have beaten Trump. Then acts bitter towards Hillary because he didn’t run.

      Make America Sick Again? Things can’t get any worse than they are now, especially with the heroin epidemic, which wasn’t so prevalent 10 or so years ago. People are forgetting that they couldn’t get enough Democrats to support RomneyCare/ObamaCare without cutting special deals for certain states and they still had to use reconciliation in order to pass it.

  • Independent Thinker
    January 6, 2017 at 9:02 am

    People who break into people’s houses and hold them at knife point (or gun point) are a breed all in their own. A breed that needs to be exterminated. But he will be out on bail soon. That is why I believe in expanding gun ownership. I also believe in expanding abortion and making it more available, for free, to eliminate future problems.

    Want to end the heroin problem? Execute all heroin dealers. The authorities know who they are. Unfortunately, the judges just let them go free.

  • Madisonsmom120
    January 5, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    You all are dirt bags! If you look at the dates from the pictures they say July 2014, posts from 2 and 1/2 years ago..first off turtle boy you might want to do better research then only having info from 2 and 1 /2 years ago..with that being said, you should all be ashamed of yourselves! You all need to grow up if your going to sit there and bash what two 15 yr old child looks like! If someone to posts a comment of her breasts? You should be ashamed for even looking at a 15 yr old girls breasts! You don’t have any actual facts do you turtleneck? Because I can guarantee you 100 % what you write is NOT true! Get your facts straight! He was a very good kid who got in with the wrong crowd, he shouldn’t be ” shot with a 9mm between his eyes” people make mistakes and yes they need to deal with them and pay for it but to shot the kid with a gun seriously? It’s people like YOU that’s why this world has become a hurtful place! So next time you want to bash people make sure your facts are straight! And FYI the pictures of the girls are 2 different girls! 🙂

    • Buck Futts
      January 5, 2017 at 9:52 pm

      Blow me seahick.

      • Amanda
        January 6, 2017 at 7:21 am

        Might need a magnifying glass because any man who makes fun of a 15 yr old and looks at her boobs has no dick at all!

        • Turd Burglestein
          January 6, 2017 at 8:05 am

          So according to you if there’s no dick at all, then what would you need the magnifying glass for? Oh…I know…to help pick out all the fleas and crabs swarming around your nasty snatch.

        • Buck Futts
          January 6, 2017 at 11:40 am

          Theres plenty of dick here sweetie, but it won’t even chub for females of your ilk.

        • Horny & Desperate
          January 6, 2017 at 2:09 pm

          Amanda, is your last name Hugginkiss?

    • TB customer service Diamond Account.
      January 5, 2017 at 10:25 pm

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    • Sal Monella
      January 5, 2017 at 10:45 pm

      I am 60, live not that far away from where the crime occurred. If only he had come to MY house, things would have been quite different. And justifiable.

      There is no excuse for committing a crime, particularly a violent one. You should be ashamed for defending him.

      • Lola Bunny
        January 5, 2017 at 11:09 pm

        He wouldn’t have the balls to try that on you Sal. He knew there was a little old lady in there. Ummm, this kid may have been “good” at some point but he wasn’t even with “the bad crowd” when this happened. He was robbing a defenseless elderly woman at knife point after breaking into her home- it is inexcusable. She will probably never feel safe again. Horrifying. Awwee Turtle Boy talked about BOOBS though! Shut the fuck up with that shit. Seriously

        • I heart boobies
          January 7, 2017 at 8:26 am


    • UsualSuspect
      January 6, 2017 at 12:40 am

      Tits? What tit talk do you speak of? Seems TB made an analogy about scrawny guy six-packs being the equivalent of fat chick bazooms.

      As for Mr. Home Invader….robbing little old ladies at knife-point is not a mistake, it is a premeditated felony. No fucks given if he was dead, a bullet would be too good for this little shitstain.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      January 6, 2017 at 7:46 am

      You might want to talk to your daughter about self confidence and how to carry herself like a woman who respects her body and self worth. More of that and less defending her innapropriate behavior for her age. You say she was 15 in those pictures? Too young to be kissing up on a boy and posting it for the world to see. That’s what’s wrong today, parents are allowing their younger children to let everyone see then kiss and cuddle a boyfriend. No one wants to see that at all.

      Also, have you raised her to understand what type of men she should date? Seems to me she enjoys the bad boy type. You have a lot of work to do. Maybe get off of TB and start being a mother to your daughter instead of a friend.

      • Turd Burglestein
        January 6, 2017 at 2:12 pm

        At 17 it’s probably too late for that. She should probably send her to cosmetology school because she’s too damn ugly to be a stripper.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          January 6, 2017 at 2:28 pm

          Lol… You get what I’m saying though right? Of course 15 year olds may have boyfriends, kiss, and do all that young love stuff but they should have respect for their parents and keep it private. No need to post pictures on FB or even parade around town with that TMI get a room behavior.

    • Duke Westwood
      January 6, 2017 at 9:38 am

      Forgetting to fill up the gas tank before a trip and running out of gas = mistake.

      Home invasion and holding an elderly woman at knife point = felonious non-mistake.

      Choosing a felonious thug as a boyfriend = the product of bad parenting.

      Teach your child some morals and values and you wouldn’t have these problems. Failure.

    • Wabbitt
      January 6, 2017 at 7:50 pm

      Literally nobody is talking about her breasts, you fucking Mongoloid.

    • FuckfaceMcFaggot
      January 14, 2017 at 7:19 pm

      Nah, I went to school with this kid. He was a scumbag then and he will always be a scumbag. I hope he enjoys getting tyrone’s footlong laphog in the prison showers.

  • kevin lynch
    January 5, 2017 at 9:26 pm

    You depraved vile hate filled Gaffney supporters need to step off and let ME help this poor confused young man… By depositing my basement dwelling nut butter on his rock hard abs.. Mmmmmmm

  • Justice
    January 5, 2017 at 8:54 pm

    NO SHIT. WHAT A FUCKING MAGGOT. Look at his pussy ass flashing the “Insane Vice Lords” gang sign. They would fucking annihilate that piece of shit, faggot. I hope he get shot by the cops. Two positive things would come of it: 1) Swamp urchin off the streets 2) Cops prove they’re not racist. LOL

    • Justice
      January 5, 2017 at 9:35 pm

      Thanks, “Kevin.” Glad you disapprove.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    January 5, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    Laughed out loud at the fat girl tits joke. Pet peeve of mine.

    Her – “Hey everyone/anyone/someone, look at my big boobs. I need attention! Pleeeease?”

    Me – “No thanks, that’s just your fat stuffed into a pushup bra. And if you did lose weight, they’d disappear or look like bottom heavy wet tube socks with stretch marks. Next!”

    Anyway, the little wannabe isn’t even old enough to own a pistol (legally). Probably a pic of an airsoft gun he plays tough guy with in the woods. Too bad Grandma wasn’t packing like the one in the other blog.

  • UsualSuspect
    January 5, 2017 at 6:59 pm

    This home invader will have his ass invaded soon, just fucked with someone’s grandma. Welcome to prison big boy, don’t drop the soap!

    • Buck Futts
      January 5, 2017 at 9:49 pm

      Forced entry is entirely different in prison

  • Paul Larson
    January 5, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    I just heard Senator Schumer saying repealing Obamacare will make Americans sicker. Not true. Repealing Obamacare will make Americans free again. I studied Chinese medicine for 41 months. Chinese medicine is 4000 years old, and it came from India, whose medicine is 5000 years old. Chinese medicine is what I want to spend my money on.

    Western medicine is based on Dr. Lister’s discovery about 1867 that dirty surgical implements led to surgical infections which killed people. Western medicine is only a couple hundred years old. The Democrats are shoving Western medicine down our throats, while the new Democratic slave-masters (Socialists) get free care while the new slaves (hard-working Americans) have to pay for the take-it-easy folks.

    Obamacare requires each American to accept Western medicine, which knows practically nothing about health. All you have to do is close your eyes and listen to the side-effects of Western meds on TV. Chinese medicines do not kill, they either work and cure you or they don’t kill you.

    I would like to be free to choose my type of doctor. That is freedom. And freedom of choice will make health care much less expensive and more effective for health.

    Paul Larson

    • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
      January 5, 2017 at 7:57 pm

      Off topic!!!

      • Paul Larson
        January 6, 2017 at 8:51 am

        Off topic just like Trump’s critics!

        Paul Larson

        • Paul's Rosewood Pen
          January 6, 2017 at 9:32 am

          Great response!! So clever. Don’t you have some clouds to yell at, or kids to tell to pull up their pants? Senility is a terrible thing.

          • Paul Larson
            January 6, 2017 at 1:59 pm

            I have taken 2 seminars with Dr. Mike Lara of San Francisco. I got a 131 IQ on the Marines’ GCT test. They spent $50,000 sending me to electronics school with an equivalent of a Bachelor’s Degree and gave me a security clearance just like Hillary violated and gave me a card that said I was in the National Security Agency. My MOS was 2847, Crypto Tech. Do you think they would have done all that if I were senile. You don’t have much intelligence. My wife feels sorry for you, but I don’t!

            Paul Larson

          • Lars Paulson
            January 6, 2017 at 2:05 pm

            Paul…you should have ended that post with a BOOM Drops Mic.

          • Paul Larson
            January 6, 2017 at 2:10 pm

            I’ve also taken 3 intensive courses of study at the Masters and Johnson institute in Bangkok Thailand. I maintained 11 volts of continuous DC current through my Johnson while the Marine Corp Marching Band played the Battle Hymn of the Republic and my wife shot ping pong balls from her snizz. I was given “Super Special Intergalactic Planetary” clearance and a card saying that I am a member of the Justice League of America, in a leadership position below Batman and Superman, but above Wonder Woman. Do you think that would happen if I were senile? Clouds fear me.

            Paul Larson

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      January 5, 2017 at 8:45 pm

      The Democrats despise freedom, especially for the peasants.

    • Say What
      January 6, 2017 at 6:30 am

      Hey Paul what do you think about the prisoner who escaped from a R.I. prison?

      I’m only asking because I feel like reading a five paragraph rant about The Treaty of Versailles this morning or maybe your insight on the War of 1812. Thanks!

      • Paul Larson
        January 6, 2017 at 8:58 am

        Mussolini loved Progressive racist Democrat Woodrow Wilson at the end of WWI. Wilson’s solution led to the rise of Hitler, another socialist. Also, the Democrats forced us into the War of 1812 while the Federalists opposed the War of 1812. During that war the Brits burned our capital while Democrat James Madison ran like a coward.

        Paul Larson

        • Wabbitt
          January 6, 2017 at 7:47 pm

          Madison was a Democratic-Republican. The both modern political parties are descended from it.

    • Paul's Rosewood Pen
      January 6, 2017 at 10:48 am

      Great logic there… Life expectancies were know to be MUCH higher 5000 years ago… Modern science is absolute bull shit. Sticks, nuts, berries, roots, poking chakras with needles and warm stones… All time tested. Much better than long term, double blind, peer reviewed studies. Fuck Louis Pasteur… He was a fucking hack. Jonas Salk… Moron. Paul Larson uncovered the secret… Rub some mud on it. A little secret, there’s this tree in India, the strychnine tree, it produces a nut that would fix all of your (our) problems… take 2 and call me in the morning.

      • Paul Larson
        January 6, 2017 at 2:15 pm

        I studied with Yang , Jwing – Ming. He showed me a picture of one of his teachers in his eighties who was standing upside down on his index finger. That is what martial arts and Qi Gung can do for a person. And that is why my teacher, Nagado Koan, told me to study Chinese medicine. Most people think I am in my fifties but I’m going to be 70 next year.

        Paul Larson

        • Paul Larson
          January 6, 2017 at 2:25 pm

          My master Emperor Palpatine, also known as the Sith Lord Darth Sidious, restorer of the Sith Order, showed me a picture of a man with a saber consisting of pure light energy. He was able to shoot lightning from his finger tips. That is what the power of the Dark Side can do for a person. And that is why my teacher, Anakin Skywalker, told me to turn from the Jedi and study with a Sith. I died in 1978 but here I am, able to spew crazy shit on an internet blog.

          Paul Larson

          • Lola Bunny
            January 6, 2017 at 11:59 pm

            ! May the Force (of the redwood pen) be with you!

          • Lola Bunny
            January 7, 2017 at 12:09 am

            Oops! Redwood? Rosewood? Screw it- a Redwood pen would be more mighty!

  • NoseFace
    January 5, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    That broad is a borderline smokeshow. That face needs some frosting.

    • MJordan
      January 5, 2017 at 6:46 pm

      Must be his sister…..his Bulls hat say’s he love the cawk

    • LLC
      January 5, 2017 at 7:23 pm

      Borderline smokeshow???? Wtffff

      Her teeth, premature aging & choice in slugs = Solid 2.

      At. Best.

      • Madisonsmom120
        January 5, 2017 at 9:46 pm

        She’s 15 in this picture! You might want to grow up a little!

        • Turd Burglestein
          January 6, 2017 at 6:57 am

          You might want to improve your parenting skills.

    • Sex Robot
      January 6, 2017 at 2:18 pm

      I am a sex machine, but even I would not hit that.

  • FatFingr Lou
    January 5, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    Wait! Wait! I left that can of Raid Roach and Ratchet around here somewhere.

  • whatevuh
    January 5, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    Goes to show how stupid the girls are in that area, that they date shitbags like him. Probably can’t find a half normal guy out that way anyway.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    January 5, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    facebook just needs to go away. forever.

  • StreetSweepah
    January 5, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    To show you just how small of a slugrake world it is, he’s Facebook friends with Turtleboy Hall of Famer, Spencerite Emily Orne.

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