If your family member holds an elderly woman at knifepoint in her own home and we publicly humiliate them, you should probably be mad at your family member instead of Turtleboy.
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Yesterday we wrote this assbag from Warren, who was arrested for armed home invasion when he held an elderly woman in Ware at knifepoint:
Total swamp maggot.
Anyway, we figured this was one we could all agree on. I mean, who’s gonna stand up for an 18 year old trashbag who pulls a knife on an elderly woman in her own home? Then we got this message today.
LOL. Is there anything more comical than when people who don’t shit about shit start rambling on about what other people don’t have the “right” to do? Hilarious.
Ya know who probably should’ve worried about this assbag’s grandmother and cousins seeing this idiot become Turtleboy famous? Him. Ya know, by not robbing an elderly woman with a knife. But please, tell me more about how he’s the victim here.
Wait….you mean he’s NOT a drug addict? So he didn’t rob an elderly woman to feed his habit? He did it because he’s an asshole? Well then, that makes him look WAY better. Thanks for chiming in fam!!!
Luckily his girlfriend smartened up and decided that someone who could do this to an elderly woman wasn’t the kind of guy she wanted to be in a relation ship with.
LOL. Just kidding. She’s keepin it 100!!!
Don’t worry hun, he’ll be out in 6-8 months just in time to reproduce. They might allow conjugal visits in the house of corrections. Not sure. They don’t sell condoms in the vending machine though. Not that you’d ever consider that possibility, but just in case.
P.S. Guess someone didn’t like our joke about skinny guys not getting credit for having six packs.
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