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Washed Up Saugus Hooker Wrinklestiltskin Kills Her Dog In Broad Daylight At Revere Beach, Pretends He Drown Accidentally, Posts Pictures Of The Corpse On Facebook

 

NBCAfter efforts to save a small dog Sunday afternoon in medical distress at a Massachusetts beach were unsuccessful, the dog’s owner is now facing animal cruelty charges, according to state police. State police said they responded to Revere Beach, near the Shirley Avenue Bathhouse, just after noon for a report of an injured dog. When troopers arrived, lifeguards from the Department of Conservation and Recreation and Revere firefighters were trying to resuscitate a small Chihuahua mix who police said had been “in severe medical distress.”

“All we saw was the cruisers pull up,” witness Timothy Russell said. “The two troopers ran down there. It was like they were doing a 100-yard dash. We thought it might’ve been a drowning of a human.”

The dog could not be resuscitated and died, police said. The dog’s co-owner, a 57-year-old Saugus woman, told troopers she had taken the animal into the water where it had suddenly become “stricken and apparently drowned.”

Police said after the woman left with the animal’s body, several witnesses told troopers they had seen the woman abusing the dog before it died.

“We heard that the dog was put in a plastic bag,” Russell said.

Because the woman left and police didn’t talk with the witnesses until afterward, they have issued a summons for her on various animal cruelty charges based on the witness accounts. The woman’s name has not been released. Beachgoers on Monday were upset to learn about the incident.

“That’s really sad,” fellow dog owner Jenn Blanchard said on Monday. “That woman should never have an animal again. If she honestly killed it, she should be put in jail.”

Authorities said they were able to retrieve the body of the dog from its other co-owner in Chelsea and law enforcement from the Animal Rescue League is investigating.

Apparently this woman pretended that the dog died on its own and then got the fuck out of there, so they can’t release her name yet. But we can. And according to family members we spoke with the dog killer’s name is Sue Ryan, AKA Susan Linares.

That is a RUGGED Saugus 57 if I’ve ever seen it.

Wrinklestiltskin is apparently a retired hooker.

When she brought the dead corpse of her morbidly obese chihuahua home she elected to take one final picture of the poor plus sized pooch next to the food it could never eat.

Then she begged for pity and whined about how much she missed the dog, glossing over the fact that she murdered it in front of a bunch of people at Revere Beach.

Her other dog named Ringo King, AKA Ringo Cheeseburger (which has its own Facebook page), recently died as well.

But came back from the dead to tell the dog killer to be strong.

Turns out that page is run by the “co-owner” from Chelsea, Johnny War, who found out the dog was dead while completely shitfaced, and he uploaded a video to Facebook to discuss.



Turns out her own crotch fruits are ashamed of her too.

Takes a special kind of maggot to do this to your dog who you pretend to love on Facebook.

 

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40 Comment(s)
  • Bob Murchison
    July 14, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    When the booze runs out…Try a Pine Sol and mouthwash Mai Tai.

  • Stunt Penis
    July 14, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    Imagine the horrible things that dog witnessed behind closed doors.

    • Bob Murchison
      July 14, 2020 at 1:42 pm

      If low tide at Revere Beach did not kill that dog…The peanut butter meals
      at home surely would have.

  • Sammys Patio
    July 14, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    Just fired up the grill. Give you 7 bucks for the dog.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    July 14, 2020 at 1:20 pm

    Didn’t know Rocky Dennis had a sister.

    • Samuel
      September 22, 2020 at 4:22 am

      Or Michael Vick

  • Bill Lomey
    July 14, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    Only thing that could have made her any worse was if she played that whole “Service Animal” BS with the $29.95 orange vest from Amazon and taking the dog with her into the supermarket for it to bark at customers and drop a deuce in the frozen produce aisle. There’s an epidemic of middle aged, hormone depleted Bettys pulling that scam all across the Greater Boston area.

    • Service Dogs = Biggest scam ever
      July 14, 2020 at 7:33 pm

      I was at Lowes in Woburn last week, and some tattooed crack slore and her flat brimmed B’s hat wearing boyfriend had a mean looking pitbull with a service animal vest, all kinds of official looking badges and shit too… well it took a huge shit right on the floor, and they actually started yelling for an employee to come help. I don’t even own a dog and even I know you are responsible to pick up after it. They were legit screaming “HELLOOOOOO ANYONE WORKING HERE???” for an employee to come pick up their dogs shit, and then when no one came they just walked away.

      I dont know why but the whole situation pissed me off way more than I expected lol.

  • Kellys Roast Beef
    July 14, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    Who is ready for some center cut goodness?

    • Karls Sausage Kitchen
      July 14, 2020 at 1:17 pm

      How Dare You!!

  • The Shipwreck Lounge
    July 14, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    Hope she chokes to death on a pickled egg.

  • North of the Border
    July 14, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    That meth is a helluva drug.

  • moober
    July 14, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    I was just about to chow into a nice Italian sub with hots and then I saw her fucking ugly mug. Fuuuuuckk!!

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 14, 2020 at 12:57 pm

      Literally made me nauseous

  • Nagger Slapper
    July 14, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    in that 1st pic she looks like the crypt keeper

  • Shit stirrer
    July 14, 2020 at 10:54 am

    I hope I never see that shit being done to any animal,cause I know I will be in prison

  • China Buffet
    July 14, 2020 at 10:35 am

    I give you figh dolla for the carcass.

  • Loose Sweaters Mean Floppy Tits
    July 14, 2020 at 10:09 am

    If Lucky Strikes unfiltered had a face…

  • Festus
    July 14, 2020 at 9:55 am

    Wrinklestillskin. You win the internet today!! She looks like an egyptian mummy thats 1000 years old.

  • Charlie Baker
    July 14, 2020 at 9:54 am

    Covid did that to her face. We need to stay indoors. Our dogs too.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    July 14, 2020 at 9:37 am

    She looks like Billy Tibbetts in drag.

  • bill fleming
    toby
    July 14, 2020 at 9:14 am

    Can’t appear in court for months but she will be able to ride the blue line which has become a moving asylum.

  • Ben Dover
    John
    July 14, 2020 at 8:59 am

    Do you suppose she’s full time? Shots up to date?

  • D.B. Cooper
    July 14, 2020 at 8:44 am

    Renember, we have to believe her. Women must be believed. Those are the rules.
    Oh, wait, animal cruelty does not fit the narrative. Fuck this cunt.

  • hartf811
    Revvah
    July 14, 2020 at 8:21 am

    Wow! I want to do my laundry where Johnny War does his. That’s a party!

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    July 14, 2020 at 7:57 am

    She has more miles on her than an orbiting satellite.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      July 14, 2020 at 8:29 am

      She look like she take egg roll in back booth one too many time, right Lee?

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        July 14, 2020 at 9:22 am

        Ho Li Phuk,
        I think she was taking more than egg rolls in back booth.

  • Sen. Robert Byrd (D-KKK)
    July 14, 2020 at 7:22 am

    The poor dog died. Died, died! The dog died. Barbaric! Hear me! Barbaric!

    • hartf811
      I hate black dogs
      July 14, 2020 at 8:24 am

      Black dogs matter!
      End dog on dog violence!
      Turn them into cats.

  • Ryan
    July 14, 2020 at 6:20 am

    She looks like Mac’s mom.

    • Dr. Brule
      July 14, 2020 at 6:59 am

      YES in a few pictures she’s a dead ringer lol

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Bubba Wallace
    July 14, 2020 at 4:53 am

    I believe her.

  • Hugh Mungous
    July 14, 2020 at 4:33 am

    Euthanize people who abuse animals, it’s only fair

  • I dodged a bullet
    July 14, 2020 at 3:52 am

    Omg, I know this lady. I almost rented to her. She was bat shit crazy and I dodged a bullet not renting to her. She convinced me to let her move in and then refused to sign the waiver or pay me any rent. The kicker was she had section 8 and her portion was literally like 18$/month. But since she refused to sign the lease section 8 could not sign off on paying me. She tried to get me blacklisted and lied on the housing inspector trying to get her fired. She would shit in the toilets, not flush and take pics of it as if the plumbing was broken. She was easily the worst person I ever met in my life and I grew up with a ton of shit bags.

    • Lawyuh
      July 14, 2020 at 8:42 am

      You have to be insane to rent anything to anybody. When they move in they own all your shit. Always sell. Never rent. Mahalo.

  • Gross
    July 14, 2020 at 3:46 am

    She looks like she’s fucked a lot of black guys.

  • Guinea Geisha
    July 14, 2020 at 2:56 am

    “lol” looks like an old slag-bag with no soul drowning. And sounds like me watching.

  • Chingy Chong Chang
    July 14, 2020 at 1:13 am

    usually its the Asians doing this type of shit

  • Mr. Bubba
    July 14, 2020 at 1:07 am

    My 97 year old Grandmother looked younger in her coffin than this cunt looks now.

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