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Wearing A “Black Scholars Matter” Shirt To A Bank Robbery Is A Bold Move

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If you’re gonna rob a bank, you should always be mindful of your attire:

Black Scholars Matter. This is the shirt he chose to wear to a bank robbery. Hey genius, if you’re so scholarly then why can’t you get a job? Might wanna do something about that chinstrap. You might as well have a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat on in your LinkedIn profile picture. The second I see a grown man with a chinstrap I just assume they’re either leaving court or on their way to court.

Anyone know this brilliant criminal? Something tells me he didn’t earn that shirt by making the National Junior Honor Society.

7 Comment(s)
  • Stunt Penis
    February 1, 2018 at 2:15 pm

    He was robbing the bank for the United Negro College Fund.

    Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

  • Maggie the Cat
    February 1, 2018 at 1:29 pm

    Probably a student at Hampshire College.

  • Jim Bob
    February 1, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    Dumb yes, but accidentally creative too.

  • Steven Stover
    February 1, 2018 at 11:38 am

    It isn’t one of Carlo “The Scolar” Baldino’s pupils. They don’t know how to spell scholar…..How about doing a quickie on old balls. I need a laugh beside Richie Cunningham standing in front of a 67 Oldsmobile Delmont with Bill Clinton’s load running down his face.

  • Dave
    February 1, 2018 at 11:37 am

    Will this crime count on the BLM total?

  • Robbing Hood
    February 1, 2018 at 9:53 am

    That’s some militant any means necessary shit right there!

  • Travis Rearick
    Didi Delfatso
    February 1, 2018 at 9:12 am

    He’s been denied teaching jobs because of the color of his skin! He wouldn’t have to steal if the white patriarchal capitalist system wasn’t so oppressive!

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