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If you’re gonna rob a bank, you should always be mindful of your attire:
Black Scholars Matter. This is the shirt he chose to wear to a bank robbery. Hey genius, if you’re so scholarly then why can’t you get a job? Might wanna do something about that chinstrap. You might as well have a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat on in your LinkedIn profile picture. The second I see a grown man with a chinstrap I just assume they’re either leaving court or on their way to court.
Anyone know this brilliant criminal? Something tells me he didn’t earn that shirt by making the National Junior Honor Society.