When They Go Low, We Go High: Turtle Riders Raised $1,103 For The Tow Driver The Telegram’s Dianne Williamson Humiliated By Posting Naked Pics On Facebook

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Last month Turtlegram and Gazette columnist Dianne Williamson was the subject of one of our blogs after she got a flat tire, illegally used someone else’s AAA card to call a tow truck, took a picture of the unsuspecting tow truck driver’s ass when he was fixing her tire, and then shared it on her Facebook page for the purpose of public humiliation with her “love trumps hate” friends:

There were a lot of people who voiced their displeasure with Dianne, who as a public figure was using social media to shame and humiliate a 70 hour a week, working class, single father of two girls, whose only crime was trying to help her in her time of need. Oh, and he wasn’t a stickler about the fact that she doesn’t pay membership fees to AAA.

But instead of just being an adult, admitting she screwed up, and issuing the poor guy an apology, Dianne pulled a Kathy Griffin by writing a column in the Turtlegram and Gazette in which she victimized herself because turtle riders were saying mean things to her. Of course most people saw right through her, and now know the kind of individual they’re dealing with:

Bingo.

Since turtle riders are some of the most generous, loving, and kind-hearted people amongst us, a local nurse read the blog and was inspired to start a GoFundMe for this blue collar guy, who elitists like Dianne and her friends thumb their nose at, so that he could take his daughters somewhere nice and have some quality time together. Family always comes first at Turtleboy Sports.

Well they ended up raising $1,103.61! And $500 of that came from a turtle rider who chose to remain anonymous!! Because turtle riders are not only generous, they’re also humble. Yesterday she signed the check over to us, and we hand delivered it to the legend himself:

He informs us that he plans on driving to South Carolina where he has family, and  putting the money towards a Disney Cruise for his daughters. Hope he and the girls have a great time.

The woman who made the GoFundMe sent it several times to Dianne but could not get a response. Sad. But it’s yet another example that the Turtlegram and Gazette spends all their time whining about Trump, covering up real news, and spewing racism from the likes of Clive McFarlane and Old Balls. Meanwhile, Turtleboy is a force for good in society, helping children and their hard working single parents whose bare ass was exploited by a Turtlegram employee.

Two weeks after this incident Dianne wrote another column that attacked another working class white guy (noting a pattern?). In this case it was a grieving Worcester cop whose girlfriend used his service weapon to commit suicide. We had the audacity to comment on her Facebook page about how wrong it was to exploit a tragedy like this with a one-sided column and she went nuclear on us:

Anyway, we announced in that blog that we have dirt on Dianne Williamson, because for years Dianne got along great with Uncle Clarence Woods Emerson. They shared special secrets!! Tons of really, really interesting information about the inner workings of the Turtlegram and Gazette. We asked Turtle riders to vote on whether or not we should publish this dirt since she apparently was burning bridges and stopped giving a shit. Here’s how the people voted:

Wow, you people are very unforgiving!!

We’ve had a couple weeks to think about this one and ultimately we have met the executive decision to NOT publish the dirt. Not because we have any sort of respect for the work Dianne has done recently, but because someone has to be the bigger person. We are Turtleboy. We are better than them. Don’t get me wrong, the stuff is really, really juicy and could easily lead to her termination. But this is America and she has a right to express her opinion, even it it’s hate speech. Quite frankly it’s good when she writes stuff like that because it further illustrates just how morally superior we are to them. They’ve written libelous things about our blog, claiming that Turtleboy is one person and even listing that individual’s mother’s name in a column.

But we refuse to sink to their level. When they go low, we go high. We help people. They hurt people. This is why you ride the turtle. 

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