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When They Go Low, We Go High: Turtle Riders Raised $1,103 For The Tow Driver The Telegram’s Dianne Williamson Humiliated By Posting Naked Pics On Facebook

When They Go Low, We Go High: Turtle Riders Raised $1,103 For The Tow Driver The Telegram’s Dianne Williamson Humiliated By Posting Naked Pics On Facebook

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Last month Turtlegram and Gazette columnist Dianne Williamson was the subject of one of our blogs after she got a flat tire, illegally used someone else’s AAA card to call a tow truck, took a picture of the unsuspecting tow truck driver’s ass when he was fixing her tire, and then shared it on her Facebook page for the purpose of public humiliation with her “love trumps hate” friends:

There were a lot of people who voiced their displeasure with Dianne, who as a public figure was using social media to shame and humiliate a 70 hour a week, working class, single father of two girls, whose only crime was trying to help her in her time of need. Oh, and he wasn’t a stickler about the fact that she doesn’t pay membership fees to AAA.

But instead of just being an adult, admitting she screwed up, and issuing the poor guy an apology, Dianne pulled a Kathy Griffin by writing a column in the Turtlegram and Gazette in which she victimized herself because turtle riders were saying mean things to her. Of course most people saw right through her, and now know the kind of individual they’re dealing with:


Since turtle riders are some of the most generous, loving, and kind-hearted people amongst us, a local nurse read the blog and was inspired to start a GoFundMe for this blue collar guy, who elitists like Dianne and her friends thumb their nose at, so that he could take his daughters somewhere nice and have some quality time together. Family always comes first at Turtleboy Sports.

Well they ended up raising $1,103.61! And $500 of that came from a turtle rider who chose to remain anonymous!! Because turtle riders are not only generous, they’re also humble. Yesterday she signed the check over to us, and we hand delivered it to the legend himself:

He informs us that he plans on driving to South Carolina where he has family, and  putting the money towards a Disney Cruise for his daughters. Hope he and the girls have a great time.

The woman who made the GoFundMe sent it several times to Dianne but could not get a response. Sad. But it’s yet another example that the Turtlegram and Gazette spends all their time whining about Trump, covering up real news, and spewing racism from the likes of Clive McFarlane and Old Balls. Meanwhile, Turtleboy is a force for good in society, helping children and their hard working single parents whose bare ass was exploited by a Turtlegram employee.

Two weeks after this incident Dianne wrote another column that attacked another working class white guy (noting a pattern?). In this case it was a grieving Worcester cop whose girlfriend used his service weapon to commit suicide. We had the audacity to comment on her Facebook page about how wrong it was to exploit a tragedy like this with a one-sided column and she went nuclear on us:

Anyway, we announced in that blog that we have dirt on Dianne Williamson, because for years Dianne got along great with Uncle Clarence Woods Emerson. They shared special secrets!! Tons of really, really interesting information about the inner workings of the Turtlegram and Gazette. We asked Turtle riders to vote on whether or not we should publish this dirt since she apparently was burning bridges and stopped giving a shit. Here’s how the people voted:

Wow, you people are very unforgiving!!

We’ve had a couple weeks to think about this one and ultimately we have met the executive decision to NOT publish the dirt. Not because we have any sort of respect for the work Dianne has done recently, but because someone has to be the bigger person. We are Turtleboy. We are better than them. Don’t get me wrong, the stuff is really, really juicy and could easily lead to her termination. But this is America and she has a right to express her opinion, even it it’s hate speech. Quite frankly it’s good when she writes stuff like that because it further illustrates just how morally superior we are to them. They’ve written libelous things about our blog, claiming that Turtleboy is one person and even listing that individual’s mother’s name in a column.

But we refuse to sink to their level. When they go low, we go high. We help people. They hurt people. This is why you ride the turtle. 


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20 Comment(s)
  • Diane Williamsouns
    July 18, 2017 at 7:45 am

    Could this be, Diane Williamsons dream job???

  • Charisma Beauty
    July 17, 2017 at 11:52 pm

    I have no idea who this Dianne Williamson is and have no desire to know who she is but she appears to be human garbage. Next time she gets a flat tire, her ass needs to be left on the side of the road where the garbage is usually placed for pick-up.

  • Zonkaraz
    July 17, 2017 at 8:01 am

    She needs to retire, move to Holt, Florida for the duration. 77 is way gone, thankfully.

  • July 17, 2017 at 7:38 am

    Are you going to raise money for the poor slob you shamed at the Big E because he’s fat and was photographed eating a cheese dog?

    I don’t see any difference

    • Liberal Extremist
      July 17, 2017 at 6:32 pm

      It’s fat shaming!! I was IN TEARS when I saw this! You’re not allowed to make fun of fat people EVER!!!!

      • Finn
        July 17, 2017 at 10:22 pm

        Nah, it’s just being a dick.

        • Liberal Extremist
          July 18, 2017 at 7:38 pm

          Either way, people who are made fun of or offended by something deserve a handout. #ImWithHer #SupportTrans #BLM

  • JustAnotherUselessComment
    July 17, 2017 at 2:55 am

    Boo, why would you even mention having such dirt on someone who doesnt deserve the kind of attention they get, and have your readers vote, if you werent going to reveal it? Such a dirty tease. I respect your decision, however eye rollingly cringey taking the “high road” is.

  • sharon evans
    July 17, 2017 at 12:54 am

    Turtle boy not good!! If this tow truck driver was a woman you would call her all kinds of names fat ass fupa dula or wherever!! You have an issue with only women being over weight. In this case this man is an amazing person and only deserves only positive comments. But why is it that if the woman is in the right and a good person all you see is the meat. Why not have an open mind like you did with this tow truck driver and find good in a person in instead of being so vain? I really think you need to evaluate yourself and see where and why this is an issue? When you have a serious answer I would be curious to see it

    • Eric
      July 17, 2017 at 2:24 pm

      Where was the article fat bashing a woman in the right?

      • sharon evans
        July 17, 2017 at 2:30 pm

        The plus size model on the plane

        • Eric
          July 17, 2017 at 3:20 pm

          Would you like a complete stranger reading your private texts to your significant other without your permission. I know i sure wouldnt

          • sharon evans
            July 17, 2017 at 4:35 pm

            I agree that was not right but I cannot believe what that woman was called . I didn’t think the punishment fit the crime. I hate when men call women the c word I cannot think of anything more disrespectful but then again this is turtle boy blog. I cannot believe how people treat each other there seems to be no limit how low people can be .

  • S.R.R
    July 16, 2017 at 11:41 pm

    No Publish her dirty little secrets!!
    I wrote for these people albeit Not for long before I quite but those weeks still haunt me!!
    You can bet your last dollar that if the situation was reversed she would spill her gut’s like a sea cucumber on its last attempt at Freedom!! Loyalty is earned through respect and that comes from Responsible Journalism!!!
    She blew it as did Telegram and Gazette!! No surprise That making fun of a working individual is fair game to them!! Sometimes someone throws mud in peoples faces it takes a bigger handful of mud thrown back in the face of the bully too stop the bullying!!!
    TBS time to throw the mud!!

  • Hermis
    July 16, 2017 at 9:36 pm

    Williamson insults honest hard working man? I’m willing to bet the tow truck driver has a better looking ass than “Douchebag Danny Williamson”. And the driver is a hard working class person, unlike “Douchebag Danny”

    A Telegram & Gazette employee ignoring her insurance/workers comp Scamming State Trooper friend (since retired) boxing trainer’s actions she would slam in a series of articles for… fraud.

    I’m sure “Douchebag Danny” will recall me videotaping the dancing, boxing, training trooper who was collecting workers comp at the time.

    Wonder if I have that video somewhere around here………
    Hermis Yanis

  • livesinlowell
    July 16, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    Turtleboysports is the best.

    The only people that don’t like this real news blog are either criminals, SJW race baiters, shady politicians, nudniks,, ok fine you have a lot of people that don’t like the blog but they are morons like Dianne Williamson so we don’t care.

    Keep up the good work of shaming people in the hope they will learn to stop the douchebaggery.

  • Finn
    July 16, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    Hmmmm… she made sure he couldn’t be identified. Uh, she’s still a bully. This smacks of when Dani Mathers (ex-playboy skank), posted a photo of a naked woman at her gym last summer. She thought it was funny because the woman was old. Dani thought it was HYSTERICAL (and gross) that women age and don’t looks so great naked when they got older. DW thought it was also hysterical that a complete stranger offered her assistance and safety until AAA got there.

  • wabbitt
    July 16, 2017 at 7:57 pm

    Gotta love when the wannabe wine and cheese crowd looks down their nose at us common folk, and get a proverbial sock to the mouth for their trouble. Screw you Dianne. You were the chosen one, and you turned to the dark side (no Clive, that’s not a race pun; before you start doxxing me because your drunk driving ass got triggered).

  • Maggie the Cat
    July 16, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    At least Dianne knows you still have the “dirt” and can throw it in her face at any time. Maybe that’ll get through her brain fog. She’s just a lonely, bitter old woman. (Not even an “old LADY”, but “Woman” — my mother taught me how to tell the difference.)

    • She's mad he wouldn't dick her down
      July 17, 2017 at 1:54 am

      Agreed. Typically a grumpy old lady still has a husband or is a widow and just old and mean. Typically aged 75 and older. This woman is just a bitch and not mean old lady. She can still have the ability to get her rocks off and just pissy that she doesn’t have a real live penis to do that with. No man would want
      To be with that. Someone who always critizes and will shame them.

      She probably took the tow truck drivers photo and posted it and humiliated him because she wanted some big lovin and she knew he wouldn’t touch her with a 10- foot pole that would poke her in the vagina each time trumps new tweet was posted up.

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