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Wigtacular Rockland Buttnut Arrested For Armed Home Invasion Right After Posting On Facebook That Victim Should “Stay Woke”

Wigtacular Rockland Buttnut Arrested For Armed Home Invasion Right After Posting On Facebook That Victim Should “Stay Woke”

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Patriot LedgerA Rockland man is being held on $25,000 bail and is facing several charges after being arrested for an armed home invasion on Pacific Street, police said. Reid Westhaver, 18, of Union Street was charged with assault with intent to murder or maim, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, armed burglary and home invasion. He was arraigned Monday in Hingham District Court where he pleaded not guilty. Police were called Sunday night to a home on Pacific Avenue for a report of a home invasion. The caller said that a masked man dressed in black entered the home and attacked a 20-year-old male resident, according to a statement from police.

Westhaver told the victim to “put his hands up and give me everything,” the statement reads. He brandished a black pellet gun that looked like a real gun and shot the victim with it, according to the statement. The victim suffered minor injuries and was treated at his home by paramedics. Westhaver fled from the home and was found shortly after midnight on Monday at his house. Police arrested him and seized the pellet gun and “other items linking him to the crime,” the statement reads. 

Obviously this kid is gangsta as fuck, coming from the mean streets of Rockland. Although he’s one of those chuds who tells you he’s from Boston because he thinks it will improve his street cred:

Because making Facebook Live videos of yourself drinking a Big Gulp and saying the n word at the local 7/11 is only gonna get you so far.

Yea, just because you know one black guy

doesn’t mean you can go around using that word Reid.

Oh, and here’s an idea – if you’re gonna commit a home invasion, don’t let the world know right before you do on Facebook:

Yup, that’s right. He told the victim to “stay woke” which is very different from when SJWs tell you to stay woke. When hoodrats do this they’re not telling you to be on guard against microaggressions. They’re telling you that they’re coming by the crib to rob you at gunpoint. Thus the gun emojis. And just in case you thought he was kidding he added the 100 emojis. You know they mean business once they bust out the 100 emojis. Don’t believe him? Just sit back and watch:

How did that guys comment make it there? Because your Facebook is as wide open as your bunghole is about to be in the can when Kyle Kennedy gets through with you.

And just like Kyle Kennedy, you’ll never guess who Red Westhaver’s favorite professional sportball club is…..

I’ve never been to a Chicago Bulls home game, but I would imagine the United Center is filled with chinstraps, unpaid child support vouchers, and broken dreams.

And he rocks the Bulls hats in several different forms

Guess we know why he did it now. He needed more money for Chicago Bulls flat brimmed and bucket hats.

Also just like Kyle Kennedy, he’s completely heterosexual. He just has a tendency to take his clothes off, smoke blunts, and photograph himself in sensual positions with his totally heterosexual friends.


In one of his ongoing bromances he has vowed to smoke a blunt on his friend’s grave, or vice versa. Whatever comes first:

Thunder buddies 4 life!!

This 18 year old winner is obviously going places and has begun saving for college:

Next stop? Buy a car:

Because ballin on the bus isn’t gonna get you any rap contracts. And there’s a 99.9% chance Reid Westover has grand visions of being a world famous rapper in the next five years.

But it looks like he spent all that money cuz he broke and his dick don’t work for free:

Obviously white chocolate is going places in life. Not really sure where though. Most likely Shirley, Concord, or Walpole, but the possibilities are endless. Stay woke!



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  • Wabbitt
    August 17, 2017 at 12:02 am

    On dogs, nigga! On dogs!

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    August 16, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    “Thunder buddies 4 life!!”

    Holy shit Turtleboy, I seriously choked on my own spit I was laughing so hard.

  • Kerri Bishop
    August 16, 2017 at 2:08 am

    That has to be the grossest stomach on a dude ever, just because you’re thin doesn’t mean you can hang around with your shirt off. It’s seriously making me want to vomit after seeing that trail of pubes on his stomach. BLEH!!

  • Thotimus Prime
    August 15, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    i’d hit it!

  • True Reality Speaks
    Ashley's Beach Body Fail
    August 15, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    Until I got to the shirtless pics, i would have sworn that was a chick.

    And if his black friend isn’t transitioning I’d be shocked.

  • out of towner
    August 15, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    I’ve noticed a disproportionate number of whiggers throughout new england communities.
    What gives? were you raised like blacks or just like to live like them?
    Its a non-starter for me personally, all sorts of red flags go off around wigger townies, and would never set up shop in a area that id possibly have to serve or employ them. You all live in a dying community, just a heads up, fools.

    • foleyworld
      September 3, 2017 at 6:25 pm

      Yeah I know… I really really really can not stand Wiggas!!! I say that with the same sincerity that I say I am NOT a racist! I have absolutely zero hate in my heart for people of different races or ethnicities than mine. I have friends and have been in long relationships with women with different skin color than me. BUT Wiggers are top notch fuckin creeps!! You definitely need to be suffering from some deep seated mental illness to alter your speech patterns in an effort to convince yourself and others that you belong to a different socio-economic and racial group… guess what WhiteTrash LOSERS, you’re NOT fooling anybody but yourselves! Get a Fukin LIFE!
      PS, the real deal white gangsters & bankrobbers ftom Southie and Charlestown don’t speak Wigger, so when you get upstate and the real Home Boys look at you as a punk ass WhiteBoy, don’t cry Wigga language to the Southie Irish or the North End Italians…. they’ll tell you to “beat it Wigga!”

  • They call me Ponch
    August 15, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    Wife beater shirt, chinstrap, FBCB hat (with extra credit bucket hat) . Add in a BB gun, blunts, homo-erotic selfies and dog filters.
    Real deal here!


  • John Barker
    August 15, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    So many questions: Have you ever had to shave? The ‘book” is that like “The Book”? Serial #’s on those bills? I’ll bet they are all the same. Shitbum!!

  • TarterSauce
    August 15, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    Looky maw, Look them… they them “niggas in the know”. In all honesty…IRS tax receiPT center, Milford, Mass. Maybe more lucrative to sell little baggies of white powder to them accountants at the IRS Boston/NE processing center. His words, not mine: My dick don’t work for free… (and his asshole doesn’t file no W2 Either…

  • Local
    August 15, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    Damnit Rockland, you’re supposed to be better then this.

  • Poo
    August 15, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    “How did that guys comment make it there? Because your Facebook is as wide open as your bunghole is about to be in the can when Kyle Kennedy gets through with you.”

    Magical. <3

  • The truth will set u free
    August 15, 2017 at 4:08 pm

    My 12 year old niece would whoop this kids ass! Home invasion, only if it’s a 80 year old woman

  • KimberlyS
    August 15, 2017 at 4:08 pm

    Selfies are the worst invention ever.

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