Winchentucky Heroin Dealer Tells Fitchburg PD He’s A Good Dealer Because No One Overdoses On His Stuff, Girlfriend Goes Full Free My Boi
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Sentinel and Enterprise: A Winchendon man in whose car police found 30 small bags of heroin apparently sought leniency by claiming no one has ever overdosed on his drugs because he doesn’t cut it with Fentanyl, police said. Jason A. Kilfoyle, 32, of 710 Spring St. in Winchendon was pulled over for driving over the speed limit on Townsend Street Monday at around 6:18 p.m., according to a police report of his arrest. Police at the scene noticed a black folding knife in the center console “next to the shifter,” according to the report.
After police asked Kilfoyle to step out of his 2016 Black Chevy Malibu, an officer saw a “tightly wrapped glassine baggie” filled with 9 grams of heroin that was weighed out into 30 individually wrapped bags, according to the report. When questioned about the drugs, Kilfoyle reportedly told police he forgot they were in the car, and that he would have tossed them out the window if he had remembered.
“You win some, you lose some,” Kilfoyle told police, according to the report.
“He then told me that no one has every Overdosed (sic) from his heroin because he doesn’t cut it with Fentanyl like everyone else does,” the arresting officer wrote in the report.
Two flip phones and $2,812 cash in $20 bill denominations were also recovered from the car, which was impounded, according to court documents.
Another one of Winchentucky’s finest going pro in something besides sports. So he’s down 30 bags of heroin, $3,000 and was arrested for being a drug dealer during an opiate epidemic. Win some, lose some. Of course by winning he means having enough cash to get breakfast at Denny’s. And by lose some he means “made it onto Turtleboy.” Dude is just pushing so much weight that he can poo-poo a hit like this. I mean, he’s selling so much H he didn’t even realize he had it in the car. And obviously things are going great as you can tell from the fact that it’s 2017 and he had two flip phones on him.
Look, you can say what you want about Jason Kilfoyle. Call him a lowlife drug dealer, make fun of the fact that he was living with his mother at age 30, or poke fun at the fact that his peach fuzzed bootleg goatee makes his chin look like an inflated nutsack with a hernia. But don’t you dare say that his heroin has ever caused an overdose. He’s not like the other drug dealers. He’s a cool drug dealer. No cutting with fentanyl for him!!
His girlfriend is going all free my boi on the Sentinel’s Facebook page:
FACKS!! Just because the Sentinel copy and pasted text from a police report signed by the arresting officers doesn’t mean it’s real news.
Sam Aldred seems like a real winner too:
Gadzooks!! It’s the Real Housewives of Winchentucky!! Safe to say that once Jason Kilfoyle gets bailed out of jail his punani thermometer is in for the ride of its life.
Oh, and she’s a recovering addict too:
Luckily the drug dealer she’s currently blowing doesn’t cause overdoses, so she’s in good hands.
Keep doing you Winchendon. Keep doing you.
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