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Woman Theorizes That Kevin Weismore Was Possessed By The Devil, But How Dumb Was He For Not Just Deleting His Facebook Page After Killing TJ Allen?

Woman Theorizes That Kevin Weismore Was Possessed By The Devil, But How Dumb Was He For Not Just Deleting His Facebook Page After Killing TJ Allen?

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So last week the killer Connecticut ginger Kevin Weismore was arraigned in Danielson Superior Court for the murder of TJ Allen.

We thought that would be the end to the widespread internet speculation from Facebook detectives. But apparently we were wrong. This is perhaps the most rational and well thought theory to date:

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So Kevin Weismore killed TJ Allen because he was possessed by the devil? Yup, that checks out. She even saw it in the movies. And books. This kid needs to pull a My Cousin Vinny, drop his lawyer, and get on board with our girl Penny. I can’t imagine a way in which a jury of 12 convicts after hearing this theory.


Here’s the only question I don’t understand. What the hell is wrong with Kevin Weismore? Remember, this kid didn’t appear on the police’s radar before January 12. They literally had no idea who he was until they got a warrant to gain access to TJ’s Facebook page, and found messages from December 26 that prove that Kevin was the last one to speak with him before meeting up with him to rob and kill him over $500 worth of weed.

So all Kevin Weismore had to do to stay off the cop’s radar was deactivate his Facebook page. Just get rid of it altogether. You literally just killed a human being, and the only way you will ever become a suspect is if the cop’s gain access to his Facebook page. But if you delete your account, it will just come up as “Facebook user” in his messages. They’ll have no idea who he was walking to.


But I guess he just couldn’t resist the urge to get in a few more rounds of Farmville. He valued that over spending the rest of his life in prison. Nice going.

You had three weeks to get rid of it. That’s how long it took for them to get the court order. In the meantime they thought it was his 41 year old pot dealer. She was the only suspect, and she kept them off your radar. What the hell were you doing for those three weeks? Because you kept his body 100 yards from your house. You could’ve at least gotten ahold of a gun from one of your shady friends in Woonsocket, scratched off the serial number, and thrown it off the cliff so your story about TJ pulling a gun on you would be remotely plausible.

Instead you apparently sat on the couch and smoked blunts all day.

At the very least, maybe, just maybe you should’ve spoken with a lawyer before giving the cops a full confession. That might’ve helped.

And as bad as I feel for TJ Allen’s family, the Dad and TJ were partners in a bootleg marijuana delivery business. He was only 18. I know weed itself is pretty harmless, but when you’re routinely meeting people in the middle of the woods on your dirk bikes, shit can go wrong. And it did. So yea, I feel bad for them, but they probably should’ve been helping TJ go to college or learn a trade instead of selling weed to evil gingers in the woods.


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18 Comment(s)
  • January 24, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    I am giving you one chance yo remove my private post or you will be talking to my attorney.I deleted that post and it was made on a private group.You are misusing my intellectual property and I demand you remove it as per facebook rules.If you do not, I will take further action.It was never meant for everyone to see…you hurt a lot of people and take glee in it.You know everyone knows your real name now Aidan..

    • Kris
      January 24, 2017 at 4:31 pm

      You put that shit on the internet so it’s not private ! And you talk some crazy talk ! Get back on your meds ! And stay off social media if you can’t handle this shit

    • juror seven esq.
      January 24, 2017 at 5:41 pm

      Suggest that you speak with Desk Girl ASAP. She helps people like you. Even if she can’t help, she’ll make you fell good about yourself. Judging by what you wrote, Desk Girl has a lot of work to do.

    • Kris
      January 24, 2017 at 5:47 pm

      And let me clarify , if you don’t want people to see what you post YOU DO NOT POST IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA , especially your whack ass comments You made your damn self look and sound like a lunatic ! If I were you I would be mortified, and if you don’t have a psychiatrist I suggest you find one and FAST

    • Turd Burglestein
      January 24, 2017 at 8:40 pm

      You’re right Anadjinn. I’d suggest you contact Desk Girl immediately and she’ll get the ball rolling. She’s easy to find on FB and is very quick to respond to these kinds of inquiries. If she gives you any shit, just tell her that you’ve been in touch with Richard N Vulva and are prepared to file a lawsuit. Works every time.

  • January 24, 2017 at 12:32 pm

    For sure this kid is crazy so let’s not ever let him get out. Put him down or let him rot.

  • juror seven esq.
    January 24, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    Help me out turtleboy, aren’t you the one that preaches that the internet is forever?
    How does this align with your statement that all he had to do was deactivate his facebook page?

  • Willy
    January 24, 2017 at 9:37 am

    The Fight for 15 owns this. If it wasn’t so cost prohibitive to hire these clearly stupid kids, they might have had jobs at McDonalds or Dunks instead of smoking blunts all day on the couch.

  • frustrated cereal eater
    January 24, 2017 at 9:22 am

    My frosted flakes are stale….wtf???

  • Buck Futts
    January 24, 2017 at 7:19 am

    New England class and culture should be a example to the rest of the country as how not to live. It’s like the where the Appalachians meet the ocean. When will you Yankees own up to the incest and inbreeding you folks have been doing in your provincial little towns. It’s apparent your ilk have zero shame, why not be honest?

    • UsualSuspect
      January 24, 2017 at 8:00 am

      Excuse me? WTF are you talking about? Every part of this country has it’s pockets of inbreds and simpletons, insinuating that it is only in New England is horseshit. Maybe you should switch to the handle Fucknut, because that would more properly describe you.

      • Fucknut
        January 24, 2017 at 8:38 am

        Looks like someone struck a nerve? So tell me, how many generations has your family been related?

        • Seriously?
          January 24, 2017 at 9:53 am

          My family has been related for every generation. You know, because they’re my family…. Were you adopted? That could explain your confusion with how a family works

  • Officer BobnMic
    January 23, 2017 at 11:32 pm

    I’m the officer who solved this murder case. I used a Spy kit I bought from A.C. Moore. I had a 50% off coupon. How about that? A murder solved for $9.99…

    I’m the best officer that the state of Massachusetts has ever had. Sitting here working the late night shift again. Can’t sleep, heart burn from mom’s spaghetti. Listening to the police scanner just waiting for a chance to save the world, one bicycle ride at a time.

    • Tracy
      January 24, 2017 at 9:00 am

      It happened in Ct u dweeb.

      • Officer BobnMic
        January 24, 2017 at 10:53 am

        You must be new here and have no idea about who I am! I’m all over the place, and have solved murders in every state. Luckily, Massachusetts gets my full employment.

        This murder was so hard to solve, the CT Police had to request my services, thank you very much!!! I had it solved before I even crossed the border into CT.

  • Wasted youth
    January 23, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    Everyone of them mentioned or their photo was shown. Could have smoked and got stoned to the max. None of this would have happened.

  • Coffee
    January 23, 2017 at 10:16 pm

    He’s a day walking vampire with no fucking soal. Definitely in leage with satan.

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