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WPRI: Rhode Island State Police say a woman arrested Wednesday afternoon on drunk driving charges had five children – ages 7 months to 10 years old – inside her minivan. Police said a Lincoln Woods State Park employee notified park police that a woman – identified as Leah Beatriz Duran, 41, of Woonsocket – was possibly drunk and preparing to leave the park in a minivan with five children inside. State police said when officers confronted Duran, she “allegedly backed into one of the officer’s trucks in an attempt to flee.”
Troopers arrested Duran. They said breathalyzer tests showed her blood alcohol content was .279 and 2.77. The legal limit in Rhode Island is .08. Duran was charged with operating a motor vehicle under the influence of liquor or drugs, first offense, BAC .15 or greater with a child under the age of 13; and driving with a suspended/revoked/canceled license.
If you’re ever having a bad day and think to yourself, “Man, I sure suck as a parent,” just read this blog again and remind yourself that you’ve never gotten shitcocked during the middle of the day and crashed into a cop car with your minivan full of five raw dog trophies.
Damn girl, you blew a .279. That’s not regular drunk, that’s Dragon 88 drunk. How do you even load five kids into a minivan when you’re that plastered? That’s actually kind of impressive. I have a hard enough time putting two in when I’m dead sober. It’s a whole process when the bigger one demands that he does the seatbelt himself, knowing full well he has no freaking clue how to buckle his seatbelt. Every. Single. Time.
The only Leah Duran we could find on Facebook that resembled her was this one. But according to her page it says she lives in Framingham. However, according to the world wide Internets, the Framingham Leah Duran is the exact same age as the Woonsocket Leah Duran, and they have the same middle initial (B). We messaged her page for comment but have not received a reply. However, she does have several pictures of herself with kids in there. If it’s not her we’ll take this link down, but you be the judge….
Same exact forehead shape. Same nose. Same hardline. Same color eyes. Same skin complexion. Obviously the eyebrows, eyelashes and lips have been altered….
You can put lipstick on a ratchet but at the end of the day it’s still a ratchet.
If it is in fact her, then she does the exact opposite of what is supposed to happen when she drinks. She gets much, much less attractive. That will happen when five coats of makeup and any sense of pride get replaced with a liter of Goldschlager. But the whole purpose of drinking is that you become more attractive. So maybe she should join the PTA or something that normal 41 year old Moms do.
According to the this asshole’s website, he claims that the Framingham Leah Duran is an illegal immigrant who drives without a license. And since one of her charges is driving without a license, it would lend credence to the belief that this is the right Leah Duran. Her Facebook says she’s from Puerto Rico though, which morons often forget is part of the United States, and thus Puerto Ricans cannot be illegal.