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We’ve been pretty critical of the stupid police horses Ed Augustus made the taxpayers cough up the cash for in Worcester. Then this happened at a Clark graduation party:
I’d much rather see this guy shooting from deep than Marcus Smart. Just look at that form. The concentration….
The loft and touch
That’s how you pong right there people. Take notes. It’s all a stats game. The ball has a better chance of going in a cup if gravity is pulling it down as close to a 90 degree angle as possible. Line drives might have a better chance of hitting the actual cup, but that’s how you get rim jobs. And not the fund kind of rim jobs either. I started doing a one-handed, underhanded granny shot by my senior year of college, and it looked ridiculous, and the freshmen laughed at me. But I had the last laugh when they had to drink that warm Icehouse from the three day old red solo cups we found in the basement, each and every time I heard that satisfying splash sound. It’s just such a higher percentage move that it’s a no-brainer.
And the crowd goes wild!!
OK, that was pretty awesome. I guess I like the horses now.
That my friends is community policing in action. A couple years back when Michael Brown was all the rage there were protesters everywhere whining that cops Worcester cops were racist and didn’t care about the community and blah, blah, blah. But in reality the WPD, and every police department I’ve encountered, are just regular guys and gals who would rather do stuff like this than arrest assholes. Technically, playing beerpong outside is probably illegal according to some Worcester ordinance. But the cops aren’t gonna bust your balls if you don’t bust their’s. If you’re having a good time, and you’re not hurting anyone, and you talk to the cops like they’re actual human beings, then they’re not gonna bust your balls. Crazy, I know. But it just might work out for some of you repeat customers.
The only question is, could Rosie O’Donnell’s smoking hot Worcester cop girlfriend hit the shot?
Scissor me timbers!!
P.S. Anyone who still plays with beer in the cups and drinks out of them is a savage. Once you turn 23 you realize you can just put water in the cups and pound beers from an actual clean bottle that doesn’t have filthy ping pong ball dipped in it. Trust me, you still get drunk. You just don’t get the plague with it.