Worcester Turtle Riders: Vote For Laura Clancey Today For School Committee And Against Cara Berg Powers And The Other Lying, Race Baiting Hustlers


There’s a preliminary election in Worcester today and I’d be remiss if I didn’t chime in, since Worcester politics were an early foundation of this blog before we outgrew the Woo. Today is just an election to narrow the candidates for City Council and School Committee down to 12. The people who get bumped today are people no one’s ever heard of who haven’t done any real campaigning or fundraising. But it’s a litmus test for the real election in November. And some of the same douchebag social justice warriors who have been stealing money from the taxpayers, calling everyone they disagree with a racist, and using children to smear Superintendent Maureen Binienda, are running for office.

Let me start by urging Worcester residents to vote for the following people for School Committee:

Laura Clancey. Laura is invested in the Worcester Public Schools because she’s a mother. She’s also completely normal, in endorsed by normal people, and supports the superintendent. With crazy Dante leaving the school committee because his smear campaign against Binienda failed miserably, there’s an open seat. Give it to her.

Also vote for the following incumbents:

  • John Monfredo
  • Brian O’Connell
  • Diana Biancheria

The first two have been steadfast supporters of the superintendent and were smeared as racists themselves because of that. Diana is kind of a moron, but at least she’s on the right side.

Molly McCullough doesn’t deserve your vote. She voted for the superintendent’s contract to be renewed, but only at the last minute and wouldn’t endorse her publicly. She has a repeated history of catering to these God awful people as well. She’s been a massive disappointment. But I suppose I’d rather see her stay on then one of these other douchebags taking her place.

The person you should definitely NOT vote for is Cara Berg Powers. Remember that she did the following:

  • Had her husband Jordan Berg-Powers (who took her last name) make up a lie that we called their then two year old daughter a “white piece of shit,” and then claimed we deleted that statement when he was asked for evidence

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If she gets elected then it’s going to be like Dante on steroids.

Also, on the City Council side vote for Gary Rosen and Donna Colorio. But whatever you do, don’t vote for this woman:

Etel Haxhiaj. She is a tyrant and a free speech Nazi who has no problem with using the power of the government to punish private citizens based on what they choose to read. She did just that when she denied Margaret Melican a chance to serve on a committee that she was fully qualified for, because Margaret comments on the Facebook page of a “hate blog” (Turtleboy Sports).

Imagine giving political power to a person that believes that private citizens should be banned from obtaining jobs because of what they read? That’s the most Orwellian thing I’ve ever heard.



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24 Comment(s)
  • Gasp!
    September 12, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    Writes limericks??? Is this woman Dick Scratcher??!?!?!!?!?

  • Stunt Penis
    September 11, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Laura Clancey. Would.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 11, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    When youre that fat, dont wear that. Is she the ‘berg that sank the Titanic?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      September 11, 2019 at 2:50 pm

      No shit! Hey, look at me! I have no personal pride, or shame, whatsoever.

  • Die Young Because of Diabetes
    September 11, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    How does a person get that fat?
    Does it nit work? Is the entire family that fat?
    Have some self respect and stop obsessing about Trump and go exercise

  • Again, EdD Degrees Are Phonier than Airline Pilot Wings They Hand out to Kids
    September 10, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    Who has been hitting “doctor” Cara Lisa Powers Berg in the shins with a nine iron? And just how many stomachs does she have?

    The best is her educational background:

    BA, Clark University, Screen Studies, Urban Development Social Change
    MA, Goddard College, Transformative Media Arts & Ethnomusicology
    EdD, Fielding Graduate University, Education Leadership and Change, Media Studies

    Cough cough cough (BULLSHIT) cough cough cough

  • Don’t Underestimate
    September 10, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    She actually climbed like 30 steps to put her little brochure on my door. I didn’t witness it for myself so I can’t be 100% sure but I knew if I mentioned it someone else might be able to confirm that she’s done something similar.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 10, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    What amazes me, but actually doesn’t amaze me, is this:

    I can tell a SJW just by looking at them.

    UT could have posted pics of both, no names, no info, and asked me: ‘Which one is the SJW nutjob?’

    I would have been 100% right. I was right before I read the story and had just scanned the pics.

    The right, conservative, sane people actually look sane; the opposite can be said for the leftist nutjobs with yellow teeth, in poor health, with massive fat and scabs and bruises in varying states of healing on their legs.

    Never fails.

  • Ruined my breakfast
    September 10, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    Damn, you know that fat slob hasn’t seen her junk in at least a decade. Maybe if she gets elected, she will be all about getting diabetes supplies for reduced prices.

  • whatevuh
    September 10, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    I only have one thing to say, why would anyone that looks like Ms. Powers actually want her picture taken, wow, what a tub of lard ! She has more rolls then a bakery ! Funny thing is, I can tell she’s a Trump hating SJW just by looking at her, she’s voting for Liz Warren for sure.

    • Captain Trips
      Orca, The Remake 2019
      September 10, 2019 at 7:28 pm

      She’s so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, some low lying areas of Cape Cod were flooded

      She’s so fat, when she orders grocery delivery thru PeaPod, an 18 wheeler arrives at her house

      She’s so fat, when they decide to empty the pool for winter, they have her do a belly flop into it

      As Captain Quint said: “The taxidermy mans’ gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brought em!”

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        September 11, 2019 at 2:55 pm

        You had me cracking up. Thanks!

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    September 10, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    That woman Cara is the size of a house. Her and her fat ass weird husband must break their bed on a weekly basis. Gastric bypass would be a good option for both.

  • Philip Landry
    mumbles manino
    September 10, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    I think it’s good to point out who the devisive, American hating, high tax, no accountability candidates are so people without time will know what candidates are not liberal puppets.

  • juror seven esq.
    September 10, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    Worcester primary equals voter turn out at 17% or less. No surprises here.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      September 10, 2019 at 7:21 pm

      the election was held in a phonebooth

  • GO GOP
    September 10, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    No republican would ever vote for a wetback porch ape or a worthless subhuman jew, so no worries there TB.

  • The new Hitler
    September 10, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    Nothing like steering voters with your cult- like influence. Oops I meant “opinion” Keep digging that hole(grave) with your pitchfork. You’re almost there.

    • Batman
      September 10, 2019 at 1:23 pm

      Right, we should give equal time to all the moonbat candidates. Conservative blog= backing of conservative candidates. Why is that hard for you to get??? Why don’t you go read and comment on the globe, seems more your speed.

    • John Wypyszinski
      Troll Baiter
      September 10, 2019 at 1:43 pm

      Is that you Josh? Or is it Hoe Truck Slut? Or one of their equally deluded butt buddies? See, the thing is dipshit they can endorse any candidate they want, and whining douchebags like you got nothing to do with it. Get a life.

  • randiguy2006
    September 10, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    So to recap, vote against the Jew and the woman of color.

    Why am I not shocked.

    • Dr. Ed
      September 10, 2019 at 12:27 pm

      I don’t see where that was given as a rationale — please point it out.

      I don’t know if TB’s facts are correct or not — I don’t live in Worcester — but there does seem to be a rational reason for it.

    • Ana Conda
      September 10, 2019 at 4:01 pm

      Haha, you’re the one that took it there. Re-think your life.

    • Jack Straw from Wichita
      Mike Hunt
      September 10, 2019 at 4:59 pm

      Nobody brought identity into this story but you, asshole.

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