Worcester/Charlton Crackhos Kidnap, Beat, Burn, And Cage Chick They Think Is An Informant, Pubestached Spencerite Gets Arrested Trying To Buy Crack Off Cop Filling Out Arrest Report

Worcester/Charlton Crackhos Kidnap, Beat, Burn, And Cage Chick They Think Is An Informant, Pubestached Spencerite Gets Arrested Trying To Buy Crack Off Cop Filling Out Arrest Report

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This is one of the wildest police stories I’ve seen in a while from the Worcester PD…..

On Wednesday, October 4, 2017, a member of the Worcester Police Vice Squad received information that there were several females beating another female in an apartment located at 6 Mount Pleasant Street. The vice officer was told that the assault is currently taking place. The officer was told that the females were preventing the victim from leaving and were punching and kicking her. The victim was seen bleeding from her nose and mouth.

After receiving this information members of the vice squad formed up an entry team and immediately went to the address. Officers knocked on the door and announced their presence. There was no immediate answer. Officers could hear noises coming from within the apartment, eventually they heard a voice from inside. A few minutes went by without anyone coming to the door so the officers forced their way in. Once inside, the officers observed several people attempting to hide in various areas within the apartment. Officers came upon the 35-year-old female victim and observed her face to be swollen and bleeding from an obvious recent assault.

At this time, the apartment was secured and the occupants were separated. Officers observed in plain view several cut corner plastic baggies which is typical for packaging narcotics for street level sale. While searching the apartment for other people, officers observed several crack pipes and used needles on the floor. Officers also observed some ammunition on top of a dresser drawer.

But, but, but….this is in Main South. Masslive just did a huge puff piece for Mayor Puddy and Fast Eddy Augustus in which they told us that Main South was on the rise!! You’re telling that this crackden full of dugs, crackpipes, and ratchet ho’s is still there? Never saw that one coming!!

The victim was conscious and alert. She informed the officers that she was held against her will and beaten by several of the females that were inside the apartment. The victim stated that earlier in the day she was informed by an acquaintance that Lillian Salgado wanted to speak with her. At approximately 1:00 PM, the victim went to the 6 Mount Pleasant Street apartment and was welcomed inside. Once inside she met with Ms. Salgado. At this time two other females began to punch her in the face. During this assault another female struck her in the head with a golf club while being hit and kicked by the other females. At one point the females tied her hands and legs up with tape and left her on the living room floor. At one point the females starting cutting the victims hair and burning her with a lit cigarette. The females then pushed her inside a dog cage for a while.

Officers obtained a search warrant for the apartment. The search produced a small bag that contained crack cocaine, a digital scale, plastic sandwich baggies (used for street level drug sales), a bag that contained cyclobenzaprine, a .45 caliber bullet, a cellphone and $55.00 in cash.

What. The. Fuck?? Burning her hair with a cigarette? Putting her in a fucking DOG CAGE?? What kind of grimy ass ho’s are we dealing with here? 

The following at the scene were placed under arrest:

Lillian Salgado, 40-years-old of 6 Mount Pleasant Street, charged with Assault and Battery, 3 counts of Assault and Battery with a Dangerous Weapon, and Kidnapping.

Mariah Murphy, 21-years-old of 70 Hill Road, Charlton, charged with Assault and battery, 3 counts of Assault and Battery with a Dangerous Weapon and Kidnapping. Murphy also had an outstanding warrant for past drug offenses.

Charlton??? Da fuq you doing in Main South girl? Worcester’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Unless of course you’re a crackhead in training. Then you’ll fit right in. 

Dog filters and bathroom selfies. On second thought you’ll fit right in in the Woo. Oh, and she has a child. 

Good thing she’s beating, burning, and caging 35 year old women in Main South because she thinks they’re an informant. 

Not her fault though, because she’s got the “disease” that’s been going around:

Oh good, a child being dragged along with the emotional roller coaster of her junkbox mom. That sounds like a healthy way to grow up. 

Jessica Moody, 30-years-old of 6 Mount Pleasant Street, charged with Assault and Battery, 3 counts of Assault and Battery with a Dangerous Weapon and Kidnapping.

Based on her Facebook page she also has children. And it doesn’t get any more ghettofabulous than this:

Yup. She’s doing selfies with the flip phone. Didn’t even know that was possible. 

Shayna Alexander, 41-years-old of 125 Vernon Street, charged with Assault and Battery, 3 counts of Assault and Battery with a Dangerous Weapon and Kidnapping.

Another “mother”:

But she’s not a bad Mom. She’s just “sick.” Lots of good Moms ditch their families to pursue a life of grime in a drug infested Main South crackden. 

Jamie Edick, 28-years-old of 3 May Street, believed not to be involved in incident but was arrested on outstanding warrants for MV offenses and property crimes.

What are the odds that a crackhead who happens to be present at a violent kidnapping and beating in Main South would have outstanding warrants? Like, a billion to one. This chick’s Facebook page is the best. And I say chick only because I don’t wanna misgender….

Just sayin. She look-a-like-a-man. 

Loved this picture too:

Check out the computer in the bottom left:

Someone’s getting her RedTube on!! Looks like Turtleboy wasn’t the only one to notice….

“I would not have put that on here if I had known. My family and some young people can see.” – Woman who has the ability to take down the picture of herself wandering through roach infested ratchet lair with porn. 

But wait, this story gets WAY better….

In an unrelated incident, some of the Vice Squad officers were set up outside the apartment building to secure the perimeter while waiting for the search warrant to be approved. At approximately 8:00 PM., one of the officers observed a male walking down the driveway of the premises. The property is posted with several no trespassing signs. The officer observed that the male was walking towards the rear of the property. The officer encountered the male and asked what his reasons were for being on the property. The male responded that he was going to visit a friend. The officer asked for the friends name and the male could not provide one. Because this address is known to police to be a problem property with regard to open air street level drug dealing and loitering, the male was placed under arrest for trespassing. The male was identified as Anthony Mallett, 35-years-old of 130 Endicott Street.

LOL. Don’t you hate that? When you’re fresh out of crack cocaine and you’re trying to get the reup, but you just so happened to pick the exact time when your drug dealers were arrested for burning and caging a woman they thought was a police informant? We’ve all been there before. 

And does the name Anthony Mallett ring a bell? Two years ago a 2 year old foster child named Avalena Conway was found dead in her foster home in Auburn. Her foster mother Kim Malpass, who is an all-time Turtleboy ratchet, was getting paid to keep 6 kids in her shitbum apartment that she lived in with her boyfriend – Anthony “AJ” Mallett

DCF did a thorough case review after the tragedy.

Turns out Kim Malpass’ criminal porridge machine was using drugs in the house where he was not supposed to be staying and had recently been charged with unarmed robbery:

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He also beat the foster children with a belt:

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Now he’s wandering around Main South looking for more drugs. Glad to see the tragic death of a 2 year old taught him a thing or two. 

Oh, and then this happened:

Shortly after Mr. Mallet was transported to police headquarters the officer went back to his unmarked police vehicle to write his arrest report. Within a few minutes a male approached the officer at the driver’s window and stated that “he needed something.” The officer observed that the male was holding cash in his hand. The officer asked the male to repeat what he said and the male stated that “he needed something.” The male, identified as John Varnum, 24-years-old of 131 Muggett Hill Road, Charlton, was placed under arrest and charged with Trespassing.

Mother fucker goes up to a cop car and asks them to sell him drugs. You cannot make this shit up. Imagine being the cop after just finding this insane scene where a woman is locked in a cage, and you’re filling out crazy amounts of paperwork in your undercover car, and all of a sudden this face knocks on your window looking to score crack:

Good God. This is new level stupidity. That face has Spencer written all over it. Oh wait…

He’s a “dad” too:

Anyway, this is Sarai Rivera’s district. That woman is a plague on Worcester. While she’s cashing checks and running tax free fake churches, she has completely ignored her district. The crackheads haven’t gone anywhere and neither have the drug dealers. The only thing that’s changed is everyone’s riding around on pimped out yellow bikes that they stole from the bike sharing program. 


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17 Comment(s)
  • Fuckturtleboy
    February 2, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    I know one of the girls involved in this and she isn’t a piece of shit she was trapped in the fucking drug world with a disease that is harder to “just stop” then anyone who hasn’t gone thru it wouldn’t know unless they had. Not to mention they are all smoking crack they could have thought anyone was an informant. Have you ever had someone you love kill them self because it’s not a good feeling even someone you don’t know kills themself it’s unfortunate. Don’t fucking say that shit drugs change people and once they are clean they are usually better then people who haven’t ever had an addiction problem.

  • Paddington
    October 17, 2017 at 11:25 pm

    This sounds like a screen play for shitbags!
    It’s good stuff ! You couldn’t have made that shit up !!!

  • John Jakops
    October 7, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    FYI they beat the wrong girl for being a snitch Shayna Alexander And Her boyfriend Matt or alias frank are the snitches there always arrested never go to court the dealers around them always getting busted And where are theyafter a rap sheet of unconvicted busts and no show court dates like the one in December 2014 then after that bust a big heroin bust and she is no daughters of any Vietnam bikers club she just don’t want a beat down for being a rat

  • McMasters
    October 6, 2017 at 8:28 am

    Mariah. Would. Just saying.

    • Fuckturtleboy
      February 2, 2018 at 5:22 pm

      Not sober Mariah

  • bigdaddy
    Kevin Lynch
    October 6, 2017 at 6:33 am

    ‘struck her in the head with a golf club ” i recommend a 9 iron if you want the job done right

  • hfhsgsg
    October 6, 2017 at 1:47 am

    Jesus John… idiot

  • Wabbitt
    October 6, 2017 at 12:58 am

    Hmm… fluff piece saying Main South is on the rise…

    Sarai Rivera’s district…

    Yeah, there’s NO way that they aren’t planning to anoint her the next mayor once Puddy (phone auto corrected to Pussy; appropriate) gets bumped up to a cushy job further up in the Crime Family. Not at all!

  • Your mom
    October 5, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    This site is more broken than the people it covers

  • duhuh
    October 5, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    These ratchets got some seriously jacked up teeth.

  • Steven Stover
    October 5, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    How about a Worcester tour highlighting the yellow bike program?

  • Kevin Lynch
    October 5, 2017 at 7:56 pm

    Hey wait a minute! He/she is a friend of mine!

    • Wabbitt
      October 6, 2017 at 12:59 am

      Did you teach her your golf swing?

  • The Rant Queen
    October 5, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    Jesus Titty Fuckin Christ. Now thats a freak show I’d pay money to see.

    • The Vorlon
      The Vorlon
      October 5, 2017 at 10:37 pm

      …but only if I was wearing at least two isolation suits.

  • chrissy
    October 5, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    “She look-a-like-a-man.”

    madTV ftw ^~^

  • Johnny5
    October 5, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    everyone mentioned in this article is so gross and disgusting. kill yourselves

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