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I know you all love your updates on some of our most notorious blogs.
But I have been slammed with messages lately about one of the most infamous, diabolical, ratchet couples the South Shore has ever seen.
Well, turns out Kailey, who was going leave Dylan because she was a transgender male who was tired of being abused, is pregnant.
I don’t really love the fact that these squalorhogs are bringing another kid in the world Uncle Turtle, but, my kids gotta eat so here we are…
Kailey and Dylan Carlson were part of an expansive series I did around Christmas of last year. The entire Turtle Nation was captivated by how insane their ratchetry was. Drugs, DCF, homelessness, scamming, hate crimes, abuse, Dick N Vulva Lawsuits. It really had everything.
If you’re new to the blog then you can catch up on the entire series here:
Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Are The Most Diabolical Facebook Con Artists We’ve Ever Seen – Part 1
All of the messages I’ve received say she’s about six months along. So, she fucks without protection, in a tent, and brings another kid she can’t take care of in to the world. Not to mention she’s a known drug user. Awesome.
The homeless couple have already lost custody of their three children and have ZERO business having more.
Now, this could be a ploy for when they are begging for handouts. It might be a pillow shoved in her Fupa for panhandling wealth. Something tells me that’s not the case because she’s been seen pushing a baby carriage around.
My guess is that this was intentional because they think they will keep the baby and end up with free housing.
If they think they are going to keep custody of that kid they are shooting up more junk than I had thought.
Can someone please sterilize her? PLEASE?
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These two pieces of crap now seem to be hanging out at the Plymouth Shaw’s. I’ve seen them there a few times outside. Yesterday they were actually “shopping”. I warned the management that they were probably robbing them blind, as it was 80 degrees outside and they were both wearing hoodies. Scum.
Dylan mooched off of me for months and lived on my couch. Hes got the stickiest fingers ever and will try to pocket anything not welded down.
This is so repulsive and disturbing. People like this should just be kept in a cell
somewhere. If they’re drug addicts (which is where their begging money goes)
I bet they have every STD disease known. Awful.
Time for some mandatory tube tying or the ole snip snip…