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  • Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #40-31



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    What a year it’s been for Turtleboy Sports. Over 20 million page views and counting. We started the year with about 21,000 Facebook followers. And despite three separate 30 day suspensions that number has doubled to 42,000. We’ve also got two backup pages with over 10,000 followers each when our primary pages are suspended. We’ve been featured on every major radio station in the Boston, Worcester, and Springfield areas, linked by major media outlets, and widely recognized as the only reliable media outlet in Massachusetts. We are an unstoppable force of nature, and we will not be defeated.

    So what is Turtleboy Sports? We get that question a lot. Are we a news outlet or entertainment? The answer is, both. We’ve broken some major stories this year.

    • We were the first media outlet to report the name of the man (Jorge Zambrano) who killed Officer Ronald Tarentino.
    • We were the first to announce when he was killed.
    • We broke the story about the corrupt daughter of a retired judge who continued to work in the probation department despite giving up names of informants to her criminal friends, and dating the brother of the cop killer.
    • We were relentless in our coverage with the Spencer-East Brookfield schools, which culminated in a peaceful overthrow of School Committee chairman Kevin Hayes.
    • We dug and we dug and we dug until we found proof that Mosaic Cultural Complex was paying its employees to do NOTHING, which forced the City Council to finally cut off funding for the fraudulent non-profit.

    We also broke a buttload of other stories as well. But at the same time, Turtleboy lives to entertain. This is why you come here. And we do that by shaming people who have earned the shaming. Because sometimes people just wanna have a good ol’ fashioned laugh. Lots of people don’t like this because for years we’ve let them control the narrative. But not any more. From now on when you act like a fool in public, you will be publicly exposed by the Turtle.

    With that said, it’s time to look back at the year in Turtleboy. We will be releasing our top 100 most popular blogs, 10 blogs at a time, so you can catch up on the debauchery. Each blog will be explained briefly with a limerick. We understand that many turtle riders jumped on mid stroke, so this gives you an opportunity to catch up on what you missed……

     

    40. Brockton Mom tries to fuck up her kid’s teacher during class – 30,807 page views

    In any other place

    This would be shocking

    But ratchet behavior

    Is standard in Brockton

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    39. Leominster panhandler has no chill – 31,368 page views

    He’s been arrested so much

    You think he would quit

    But he always needs money

    For the next bag of spit

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    38. Top 11 Reasons White Privilege is not a real thing – 31,641 page views

    I really hated school

    And working so hard

    Where do I cash in 

    My white privilege card?

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    37. Fall River parents try to start a riot to get their kids out of school during lockdown – 32,417 page views

    Some Fall River parents

    Went totally beserk

    The least surprising thing

    Was that no one was at work

     

     

    36. Grafton life coach demands that offensive blue pro-police ribbons come down because they’re racist – 32,737 page views

    In the land of butthurt

    It’s pretty much a given

    That some precious snowflake

    Gets triggered by a ribbon

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    35. Guessing Obama’s bracket – 34,240 page views

    His picks are designed

    To win the election

    Too bad Hillary

    Was his worst possible selection

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    34.  Plus sized model calls the cops after being threatened for celebrating the deaths of 5 Dallas cops – 35,190 page views

    To the police station

    Becky did waddle

    A harrowing event

    For a plus sized model

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    33. Missing David Prouty principal randomly appears in Epcot on Facebook page –  35,469 page views

    Some thought she was in China

    Others said Laos

    Turns out she was really

    Hanging with Mickey Mouse

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    “Missing” “Sick” David Prouty Principal Posting Pictures From Disney World And Talking To Students On Twitter While Teachers Get Suspended

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    32.  Winchendon Mom tells student her parents don’t love her and then gets in fight in school – 36,165 page views

    Winchendon Mom 

    Is classly and propper

    Except for that time

    She fought a kid with her daughter

     

    31. Southbridge deadbeat Mom on SSI starts GoFundMe for boyfriend’s car – 36,539 page views

    Shitty parenting

    From this Southbridge clambox

    We’d start a GoFundMe

    To give her smallpox

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