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Add 2 More To The Turtleboy Graveyard: Lt. Colonel Dan Risteen And Major Susan Anderson Retire In Disgrace, Leigha Genduso Suspended Without Pay

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Breaking News:

Source: Two high-ranking members state police officials have left the department, Boston 25 News learned Friday. State Police officials confirm that as of Feb. 23, Lt. Col. Daniel Risteen and Maj. Susan Anderson have retired. State Police would not go into detail about the two retirements, but they come just a short time after other shakeups within the department.

This is the blog that did it people. This blog right here has now forced four of the highest ranking members of the Massachusetts State Police to resign in disgrace. This is what we do at Turtleboy Sports. We take out the trash.

We exposed Major Anderson for her role in the Biblow scandal.

Then we exposed Lt. Colonel Dan Risteen’s involvement in the coverup of the Tim Murray car crash when he was Lt. Governor.

In doing so we revealed that he had been dating a subordinate trooper named Leigha Genduso since 2010, and likely used his influence to get her into the academy.

Then we found out that Leigha Genduso was an admitted pot dealer and money launderer. Something that OBVIOUSLY Risteen had knowledge of, which likely came up during pillow talk.

We also have confirmed reports that Genduso is suspended WITHOUT PAY while they are investigating her.

Yes, both Anderson and Ristee will collect pensions. But we are told that Risteen was holding out so he could collect more at a certain pay rate, so that won’t be happening. Sure, it would be nice if they didn’t have a happy landing, but the bottom line is we are taking out the trash. We are helping to drain this swamp and make the Massachusetts State Police great again.

49 Comment(s)
  • Jack Mehoff
    February 26, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    It is laughable that so many people feel that trooper Sceviour is some kind of hero. Talk to anyone that worked with him at Canton PD before he became a statie. Anyone one there will tell u that he is a dickhead and troublemaker.

  • Jack Mehoff
    February 26, 2018 at 10:05 am

    Attorney Kesten is either the statie’s union lawyer racking up billable hours or he is lobbying for the lucrative union lawyer position. I doubt that the federal case will go very far because there was no attempt to change the elements of the crime in the order to “scrub” the reports. I hope these 2 young troopers realize that they will never be trusted during their career by any coworkers or superiors and rightfully so.

  • 1 Sierra
    February 24, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    BTW I dropped so many loads in her clam canal and on that tramp stamp. How did I taste Danny ? I put so many coats of poly on those beef curtains it shined more than yours and bucci’s bald heads put together. Her future is so bright I gotta wear shades. Leigha if you need a reference for Centerfolds I am just a knobthrob away.

  • 1 Sierra
    February 24, 2018 at 1:43 pm

    Three strikes your out ladykilla Ristine. Your first Female Trooper you married and fucked over, your second killed herself, the third she is now going to be fired and disgraced the department much like yourself. Your reputation, and career are over good riddance. Hopefully this third one won’t kill herself too when she gets outta Holy Family. Maybe you can get another part in a movie when they come out with Departed 2 . Its all about a fuck stick Lt. colonel and his drug dealing dispatcher whore girlfriend who infiltrated the ranks. Boy she can suck a mean dick can’t she. Pack your bags and leave the state its not like your kids will miss you father of the year. This is what you will be remembered for. You have brought shame to yourself, family and the MSP, but at least you will get your Major pension for now at least….

      March 25, 2018 at 2:24 am

      : ) that’s a lot of inside information that is so true, I have to laugh …

    • 1 Sierra
      March 26, 2018 at 7:17 am

      1 Sierra,

      I am a scumbag but people don’t know that cause it’s not obvious . I love to live a miserable life , and like to make other people’s lives just a miserable. I love being productive . I don’t waste any time. I enjoy riding turtle boy’s mean dick and eating turtle girls dirty used clam. That’s what i do best. I figured I would disclose this information to my fellow turtle riders 🙂

    • 1 Sierra
      March 26, 2018 at 7:22 am

      I am a scumbag but people don’t know that cause it’s not obvious . I love to live a miserable life , and like to make other people’s lives just a miserable. I love being productive . I don’t waste any time. I enjoy riding turtle boy’s mean dick and eating turtle girls dirty used clam. That’s what i do best. I figured I would disclose this information to my fellow turtle riders 🙂

  • Super Trooper
    February 24, 2018 at 10:27 am

    WE ARE THE BEST! Just ask us, we’ll be more than happy to tell you. OOOORAH!

  • itsjustme
    February 24, 2018 at 9:52 am

    Is $150,000 that the average starting pay for a new state trooper who has no prior experience? Seems kind of high. My friends husband has been a police officer in a fairly large city for 17 years and I’ve seen his checks and he doesn’t make close to that. It took my husband, working at the same company for 19 years to make that much. I would love to know if other troopers make the same amount, or if that was another benefit you get for sleeping with the boss?

    • 72%
      February 24, 2018 at 10:41 am

      If you’re in the in crowd you can make that much.   

        March 25, 2018 at 2:22 am

        I’m not sure how it is in the local departments but as for an MSP person, sure they can make a lot of money but they leave home to do it and when I say leave home, I mean you never see them except for when they come home to sleep …

    • You have no idea what you’re talking about
      February 24, 2018 at 4:41 pm

      No, it’s called working hard for your money. Base pay for a brand new trooper is around $70k- new troopers don’t get Quinn Bill. If you don’t like it, feel free to have your husband take the test. Enjoy never seeing him and wondering if he’ll come home at night. 

      • Tunnel dummy
        February 25, 2018 at 12:57 pm

        Details are not hard work. Nearly all are in a nice warm cruiser on the highway.. Shift work yes. Details NO

  • Althea
    February 24, 2018 at 8:46 am

    And there’s more……..

  • JMarc
    February 24, 2018 at 5:48 am

    My dad use to say, “La Benzine and Alcohol do not mix” and as you can see Police and Politics do not mix. To become the Colonel of the state police one is appointed by the Governor and then, Lt. Colonels and the Majors are appointed by the Colonel. So, as the old adage goes ” it’s not what you know ,it’s who you know” Maybe in the future every promotion in the MSP should be by exam only. This way it takes the politics out of process. Just saying.

  • Redleg
    February 23, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    I read it closer, WBZ is still talking credit for getting federal documents…

    • Moe Howard
      February 24, 2018 at 1:51 am

      Good they Journaled up and cited TBS. On the fed docs though, they would be crazy to cite such docs direct from a 3rd party source. Docs can be altered so easily nowadays, who knows where they came from, and I’d bet they’d been burned this way in the past. It would be prudent to also get the docs from fed repository as well. Of course, they could, have should, have noted first seen or referenced in the TBS piece. They are being D-bags by reporting “sources said” on the crazy bin and the non-arrest, we all know that came from TBS. So not sticking up for them, just the docs thing is a must to avoid a blow up.

  • Redleg
    February 23, 2018 at 11:27 pm

    Hey Turtleboy, CBS ran a story on this, and ACTUALLY CITED Turtleboy as a source.

  • Jack Mehoff
    February 23, 2018 at 10:18 pm

    Major Anderson married one of her superiors several years ago. Her husband Glen was second in command for the state police and retired in 2002 at the age of 59. I guess that he robbed the cradle, but he is sitting home with a pension of over $115,000. I doubt that they will be filing for an EBT card with their combined income from pensions.

    • juror seven esq.
      February 24, 2018 at 11:01 am

      Is that the same Glenn Anderson that lived in Grafton? As I recall right at the intersection of route 122 and route 30? That would make him about 74 years old now. So it looks like he married a younger woman. Rank has its privileges. In this case it didn’t guarantee he would get a prom queen. Guessing a second marriage. First time you marry for love, second time you marry for money!!

  • Street Battle Between Athletic Bilbao & Spartak Moscow Ultras
    February 23, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    Genduso totally has the 3/4 headshot down.

    Good work and Thank You TB.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    February 23, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    The corruption at MSP is out of control. Former MSP Superintendent Marian McGovern retired in 2012 due to a disability (heart disease). This enabled her to collect her pension of about $163K/year free of both State and Federal income taxes. McGovern’s predecessor, Thomas Foley, retired early in 2004 with the same disability, yet he was healthy enough to run for Worcester County Sheriff. McGovern was diagnosed with her condition in 2009, the same year she was appointed to MSP Superintendent by Small Deval. These people are frauds who are stealing from the government, and hence us, the taxpayers, by not paying their fair share of taxes. Many people live and continue to work after a diagnosis of heart disease. Because Marian McGovern, as MSP Superintendent was simply a desk jockey, are we supposed to believe that she could not safely do her arduous job of pushing papers, hiring and promoting drug dealers and money launderers? MSP flack David Procopio is quoted as saying McGovern’s condition will “require lifelong medication and management.” Well, no shit. Join the fucking club Marian of people who have to take a baby aspirin and Crestor every day and not eat fried cheese. And how the hell did that fat carpet-munching dyke Susan Anderson ever become a Major in the MSP? I guess when you’re that high in rank physical fitness requirements go right out the window.

    • z
      February 23, 2018 at 11:13 pm

      Shame on you, don’t you know you can’t tar and feather the whole MSP because of a few bad apples.

      It’s only a coincidence that the bad apples year in and year out rise to the top.

      Sort of like if you end up as the State House or Senate Leader you have a pretty good chance of ending up in the slammer, or maybe your husband is hitting on everything with a package. Just a coincidence, that’s all.

      Just a few bad apples.

      Which makes a lower member of their rank and file not taking it up the butt for that judges junkie daughter. I’m sure Charlie Baker is losing sleep over all of this.

      • It really does happen
        February 24, 2018 at 8:37 am

        I’ve seen someone take the early disability retirement with full pension then return to the same job as a civilian contractor at a higher wage.

    • Great Northern
      February 24, 2018 at 1:14 am

      Her husband was a Lt Col

    • MSP pension reform now
      February 24, 2018 at 3:05 pm

      There’s beating the system, and then there’s beating the shit out of it. Those no good bastards better have legit heart conditions, or they’re tempting fate for a few extra bucks. There is no reason that those a breath away from retirement should get 100%, tax-free disability pensions.

  • Unjust
    February 23, 2018 at 9:12 pm

    So let me get this straight, everyone involved in this fraud conspiracy will get a top dollar pension payed every year until they die and the tax payers will flip the bill with no questions asked?

    Where is the Attorney General? It’s the AG’s job to prevent this sort of fraud and protect us tax payers.

    • Spankster
      February 24, 2018 at 8:16 am

      Moe Healey do her job??? She’s to busy trying to bring down the President and get her name in the papers to do what she was elected to do

  • Alex reimer the dirty creamer and loud screamer.
    February 23, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    I’m BACK on radio bitches!!!


  • Safe driver
    February 23, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    Years ago I always was afraid and pulled into the other lane when I saw a State police car come flying up behind me and forcing me to cut into the other lane in traffic. Turns out they just do that all the time to be dicks and the speed limit doesn’t pertain to them, I would understand if they had blue lights and sirens blaring but they don’t?

    Honestly regardless of the weather these State Troopers just blow right by you like you are standing still?

    How does their reckless driving make it safe for everyone?

    • JoMama
      February 23, 2018 at 10:53 pm

      STFU and just move over!

      • Dirty connection
        February 24, 2018 at 8:52 am

        I used to agree until I got a speeding ticket for accelerating from 70 up to 75 so that I could get around traffic in the middle lane and out of the cop’s way. To make the story even dirtier I was able to get the ticket fixed because I had someone contact the cop before his shift was over. This was a while ago so I’m not sure that still works

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    February 23, 2018 at 8:31 pm

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  • Leigha G
    February 23, 2018 at 8:29 pm

    Who’s the winner here?

    My advice is to be the slam pig for a high volume drug dealer for 10 years living large on drug money, exotic vacations, high all the time, having huge amounts of cash for whatever you want until he pisses you off and then when he get’s pinched break up with him.

    Then if you’re smart fuck your way into a job where you get paid $150k a year to joy ride up and down the state highways at 95 mph. in a free brand new Ford Explorer decked out with all the options with your dog in the backseat hanging his head out the window and having fun!

    Believe me, there is nothing more rewarding than flying up behind drivers on the highway doing the speed limit and watching them peal off like layers of an Onion because they they are afraid you might pull them over for absolutely nothing or they are thinking you have important business to get to.

    • Shaft
      February 23, 2018 at 8:44 pm

      Unless, of course, you don’t fear the state police and refuse to move. Nothing but a bunch of egomaniacal steroid-taking dicks

  • Barney Miller
    February 23, 2018 at 7:44 pm

    TB can you find out from the MSP Troopers that you talk to how it’s possible they get to keep their pensions when they retire effective immediately? Most departments (I’ve been a cop for 13 years) have stop gaps in place to stop officers from resigning effective immediately if an investigation is likely. In this case it’s not only likely an internal investigation will take place, but a criminal investigation as well.

    Keep up the great work and keep the pressure on Baker and Healy to do something about this.

    • George Jefferson
      February 23, 2018 at 8:18 pm

      Thank you for your service!

      • Barney Miller
        February 23, 2018 at 10:11 pm

        My pleasure, George. Please give my best to Louise and Lionel.

    • Snot Rocket
      February 24, 2018 at 1:13 pm

      I don’t believe they get their full pension, probably a tiny fraction based on years of service. But, I agree that there should not be any pension at all when resigning in disgrace.
      Criminal investigation can still continue after a resignation, but I’d bet that the union cuts an immunity deal in exchange for resignation.

    • Sniper4Chesty
      February 26, 2018 at 11:30 am

      If one has achieved retirement eligibility ( 20, 25, yrs or however your pension is set up) , you become a member of the “KMA
      (KISS MY ASS) Club”
      You’ve completed your time of service and eligible for immediate retirement and collecting your monthly check.
      If you leave before retirement eligibility, you receive your contributions and that’s it, nothing else.
      Can they delay one’s retirement? If he or she are KMA- nope. If one isn’t KMA, well there may be some
      “Administrative “ hoops but they really can’t stop you.
      Butt in the People’s Republic run by a bunch of folks wearing the
      Waffen SS uniforms, anything’s possible.
      To the good honest hard working men and women who make MSP
      “ go” This is 2018 -rise up and get rid of those jack boots and SS uniforms. Wearingna Sam Brown belt in a fight is more of a liability than you realize.
      TB keep up the good work.

  • Brian Tinkerbellbrecht
    February 23, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    I need big hog in my wrinkled stinker. Oh my creamy goodness, I love being a fag. Tra la la

    • Alex reimer the screamer and instant creamer
      February 25, 2018 at 7:42 pm

      Brian! Want to ride the inflatable whale with me later big boy? Oooh wah ooohh wee. Brian will touch me where I pee!

  • Hantzis
    February 23, 2018 at 7:37 pm

    Moo-moo wearing mumma’s cheating the system just like the “girls” wearing skits or less at Centerfold’s? Sounds like the boys in blue being paid by us taxpayers need to hangout at a different type of place. Disgusting and shameful.

    Thank you Mr. Turtleboy for hearing this first before the other newsgroups piled on.

  • Porky's Fan
    February 23, 2018 at 7:32 pm

    Holy FUCK! Major Anderson = Beluah Balbricker!

  • ed
    February 23, 2018 at 7:30 pm


  • Sniper4Chesty
    February 23, 2018 at 7:26 pm

    Great Job Turtle! Keep it up!

  • Kim Wescott
    February 23, 2018 at 7:14 pm

    You rock, TurtleBoy!

  • Linda
    February 23, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    AWESOME. Clean it out all.
    The MSP needs an enema.

    Firsties too.

  • Johnny Rocket
    February 23, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    Wow. DONT POKE the TURTLE ! You may end up like a mole !

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