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Bernocerous Bitch Slaps A 15 Year Old For Wearing A Trump Hat Outside Windham Polling Station, Then Trashes Everything To Fight Fascism  


This is Patrick Bradley from Windham, NH.

And he is a HARD 34.

Homeboy decided to exercise his right to vote on Tuesday, which was no sweat for him because generally his hand is the only part of his body that ever gets any exercise.

According to the kid’s mother, this corn fed dump factory went inside to vote, came out to see her 15 year old son volunteering while wearing a Trump hat, and bitch slapped the kid like he owed him money.

“My son was standing outside on the sidewalk and he said ‘have a nice night,’ he said it to everyone. But this man was triggered,” Campbell explained. “He said ‘f— you’ to him and wound up his hand as fast as he could and slapped him across the face.”

He then proceeded to attack two adult volunteers and call all the other Trump supporters fascists while destroying their tent.

Is there ANY doubt who this guy voted for? I mean ANY doubt??? Keep in mind, there are like 10 people on the New Hampshire ballot. But I think we all know deep down inside that there is a 0.0% chance that he voted for Bernie. Because this is the face of every Bernie supporter ever.

This is what these people do. They let themselves go, they work shitty jobs, they waste money on student loans for a degree that they never end up needing because working at 7/11 doesn’t require a gender studies degree, and then they expect that the government will just take care of everything for them because….why the fuck not?

Shockingly he’s got many, many Google trophies, ranging from disobeying cops, to punching cops, to getting caught with 8 pounds of weed.

A man is facing a felony charge and numerous misdemeanor charges after police say a man rammed his truck into a car early Sunday morning and punched a police officer twice in the face before he was apprehended. Rochester Police were dispatched at 1:27 a.m. on Highland Street by the Aroma Joe’s for a report of a crash between a Ford Fusion and a Chevrolet S10 pickup truck driven by Patrick T. Bradley, 31, of Windham.

According to Rochester Capt. Jason Thomas, the Ford driver told police the truck drove up fast from behind her and rammed her vehicle. At the scene, Thomas said Bradley was uncooperative when officers came to his vehicle to get his information. Officers had to order Bradley repeatedly to put his truck into park, Thomas said. Bradley allegedly told the officer that he may have warrants out for his arrest, and then put the truck into drive and tried to move the vehicle, Thomas said. After the officers ordered him to stop, Bradley put the vehicle back into park again, Thomas said. But Bradley remained agitated and then allegedly punched Officer Nicholas Alexander twice in the face, Thomas said. The officers were then able to take him into custody.

Bradley was charged with a Class B felony of reckless conduct for putting someone’s life in danger for the ramming the other vehicle. He was also charged with five misdemeanors: two counts of a simple assault of an officer and driving after suspension, which are Class A, and two counts of disobeying an officer, which are Class B misdemeanors. He also had bench warrants from elsewhere in the state, Thomas said.

His mugshots are legendary.

If socialism had a face. John C. Reilly sure has seen better days. And that is the most New Hampshire rat tail I’ve ever seen. Just look at that thing. It even changes colors the farther down it goes. So New Hampshire it hurts.

If you think these creatures are bad now, wait until the DNC steals the nomination from their boy and gives it to Amy Klobuchar, or an actual grownup.




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81 Comment(s)
  • Mark
    February 17, 2020 at 9:17 am

    Think about police dressing up as either prostitutes or John’s in order to catch prostitutes or Johns. Why not dress up as Trump supporters? Because this is what they want, there is NO OTHER OPTION!

  • Kenny Cuddles
    February 14, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    I have it on good authority that Josh Abrams is a snitch

  • Wendy Sholds
    Knotty Lady
    February 14, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Khalid Sheik Mohammed School of Design and Fashion graduate….

  • Its Their Culture
    February 14, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    Filthy naggers destroy Macys in downtown crossing and fake news ssys some teens arrested.
    No filthy apes chimping out and cauding thousands of dollsrs in dsmage. Ratchet rollins is so proud.

    February 14, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    Who is this guy’s barber, Rufus the Stunt Bum? He looks like he could use a bath.

    • Mayor Pete
      February 14, 2020 at 5:10 pm

      How sick are you.
      Stealing leftovers from the bumbles

  • Credulous Boomer Rube
    February 14, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    He was probably stressed from all the hours he’s been working.

    Just kidding, no way anyone hires this waste of life. Unless it’s as a mop boy at the porno store or maybe Clark’s Trading Post needs a guy to chase the train with a club.

  • Crispy C
    February 14, 2020 at 10:54 am

    Just to see election-night level meltdowns I’d love to see RBG and Bernie die of a heart attack any day now. Get another young Trump appointee in SCOTUS and generally just to watch the Bernie Bros lose their shit. Meltdown City.

  • Renney Martin
    February 14, 2020 at 10:09 am

    If that cocksucker Bernie sanders fucked that pig Rosie odonnel
    This guy is what she would have shit out

  • hartf811
    February 14, 2020 at 9:47 am

    This fucking simp lives in mommy’s home? Couldn’t make this shit up.

  • ElJefe72
    February 14, 2020 at 9:45 am

    He looks like a cross between Ron Jeremy and Sasquatch.

    • Beta Males are Utterly Worthless
      February 14, 2020 at 1:40 pm

      While I appreciate your comparison, the Hedgehog at least scores some bad ass pussy. The only pussy this faggot sees or gets is looking in the mirror or using his Powerfist 5000 in in the shower.

  • The Old Man of the Mountain
    February 14, 2020 at 9:32 am

    This great state has been going downhill ever since I did.

    It’s not always because of the flatlanders coming in from the south. Windham is a sniffy sniff town. Kalid Sheikh Mohammed’s incel doppleganger’s parents probably have a decent supply of the filthy lucre sitting about…so I’m going to guess he’s just another perpetual adolescent who’s angry at his parents, and that’s why he supports a socialist for President.

    Remember, virtually no notable socialist agitators throughout history actually -came- from the working class. They mostly always suffer from upper middle class ennui.

    • Silencio Dogood
      February 15, 2020 at 12:04 am

      and temples.

  • Come Get Some
    February 14, 2020 at 9:24 am

    This is a great way to get shot. Touch my child? You forfeit your life, pedophile creeper.

    February 14, 2020 at 9:17 am

    Enough is enough at this point. Fuck the MSM and what they say about us for fighting back. It is time we start fighting back. Kids getting beat on by grown men. Old men being spit on, old woman being hit and pushed. People being run down by vans. People pouring drinks on kids. People getting jumped at rallies, journalists getting beat on. people being sucker punched. People being kicked out of places online and in public for supporting our president and the list gos on and on.

    I admire us and respect us for always keeping our calm and out classing these people during violent and verbal confrontations. It’ one of the many reasons I’m a proud conservative! Though every time I see one of our brother and sisters harmed it tears my heart. It tears my heart even though I do not know any of them personally. It tears my heart because no one deserves this for supporting their country, fellow man or the president.

    Enough is enough, we have taken it for far too long with a smile on our faces. What is it going to take for this to stop, someone being killed by one of these psychopaths? Fuck waiting for the voting booth it’s time to start fighting back now!

    Next time you’re speaking about your views and one of these freaks screams in your face, calls you a racist a nazi or anything of the likes, just punch them in the mouth as hard as you can. Who cares if you get beat up or jumped. its probably going to happen regardless. so you might as well go out swinging.
    If and when you’re confronted by these idiots fucking blast them in the mouth. It might start making them think twice before they act like this. That is the problem, we have let them act this way for too long because we are a polite people. They have never been hit back and that is why they continue to do this shit. They have seen conservatives just walk away and avoid it. That has made them think they can get away with this shit because no one has fought back except the proud boys. Well you know what? I say fuck all that! They will never learn and will continue to do this until someone fights back. If we dont start fighting back now and showing them we are no longer going to be polite. They will just continue as the have for the last 3 years. You think Its bad now? Wait until November when we are at the booths. They will definitely be out in full force then causing all kinds of violence just to intimidate people into not voting.

    How many more people need to be hurt or silenced because they want a man in charge who cares for us and our country? How many more children and old people being hurt is it going to take until we start fighting back?

    Fucking, fuck, fuck, fuckey, this boils my blood! I’m not a hardo or a softy I’m just me. I wish one of these fucks would pull that shit on me. I would not hesitate to wind up and crack someone’ teeth out and nose in! Conservatives need to start stick up for them self and start fighting back, enough is enough!

    • Reggie Dunlop
      February 14, 2020 at 9:25 am

      They called us names.


    • Come Get Some
      February 14, 2020 at 9:28 am

      At the first sign of any aggression, verbal, physical, even a sideways evil glance warrants a swift and vicious response. These terrorist animals WILL not respond to anything but a bloody beatdown. They are armed with knives, pipes, clubs, mace, bear spray, chains and bottles of URINE!! Attack all antifa and POS socialists like Patrick Bradley ON SIGHT! The only good domestic terrorist is a DEAD one.

      • phillip j mckracken
        Ricky from Rutland
        February 14, 2020 at 1:50 pm

        Great concept however, the first thing the responding officer or officers is going to do is “notice” that you have an LTC. Care to guess what happens next to your license and your guns? Cops in this state confiscate first and ask questions later. And good luck getting your permit back, and forget about seeing your guns again

        • Fuck you liberals
          February 14, 2020 at 2:27 pm

          Maybe yes, maybe no. It really just depends on who you are. All the cops I know including family members are all conservative. You think a conservative cop is going to arrest a conservative citizen for defending them self? I think not. Especially if no show or mention of a firearm is involved. I highly doubt that! considering just about every Da, judge and mayor is an activist and does not support the police one bit. I’m pretty sure the police are sick of hearing fuck the police by the very same people who then turn around and want their help because they couldn’t get their way.
          I’ve spoken with quite a few officers out side of work. who are at the point where they even want to drag these people out of office and put them in their place! Not only that but if you look at places like Va. Their sheriff’s are not conforming too their idiotic and unconstitutional gun Bill’s. When shtf cops will just walk away to protect their families and our country from the loons!

        • Truth
          February 15, 2020 at 10:07 am

          Exactly. Your guns will go to the most senior members of the police force for their personal use, or if they’re really crooked the ID will be removed and the guns will be given to local drug dealers, for a price of course.

    • Silencio Dogood
      February 15, 2020 at 12:02 am


  • Langdon Gaffney Sawyer
    February 14, 2020 at 8:32 am

    This will happen to Unc one day. He’ll have his gay green shoes and shirt on thinking he is so cool then…..Kabbam! Some dude like this pics his frail 1st amendment body upon and pile drive him into the cement. As he listens to eye of the tiger heading to some TB rally little does he know……Landon Steel is in the bushes with an AR.

    • Landon is a cuck wimp and leah loves balls deep anal
      February 14, 2020 at 9:39 am

      shut up you fucking faggot before I come show your girl what being with a real man is like. You fucking little faggoty cuck. I’ll make you watch me go balls deep in her ass. then stick it in your mothers mouth. When I’m done I’ll make leah stick your ar in your dick hole and pull the trigger. all while you moms still on her knees savoring the taste of leahs ass on my dick. All while she cries for joy because of the way it tastes and because her cuck son is no longer a burden to her. You’re a straight fucking pussy and should be slapped around and treated as such. Putting fake blood all over your gear. What a fucking little bitch you are!

    • Cheesemo
      February 14, 2020 at 2:20 pm


      Landon could you please thank your mother for sticking her tongue up my asshole last night
      I really enjoyed

  • Scuzzy McFreakTits
    February 14, 2020 at 7:32 am

    He should be sued for everything he owns, the old porn mags, the moldy couch and the bong.

  • Liberalism is a mental disorder
    February 14, 2020 at 7:31 am

    First of all this pussy looks like Saddam Husain post capture. Second, The people of New Hampshire should be ashamed of themselves. Gone are the days of “Live Free or Die”, cheap booze on Sunday, great skiing, NASCAR races, funny cars under the stars, chicks showing their tits at bike week, happy hours, low taxes. Great hunting and fishing. MAGA

  • bigdaddy
    February 14, 2020 at 7:21 am

    Its krusty the clown with out make up

    • Michael Hunt
      Mike Hunt Esq.
      February 14, 2020 at 12:04 pm

      that is a fucking INSULT to Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky!

  • Independent Thinker
    February 14, 2020 at 7:11 am

    Trash like this shouldn’t even be on the street. One of these days he’s going to hit someone, and they are going to hit him back so hard, that he just might end up dead before hitting the ground. There is no excuse for this behavior, yet the far-left supports it, which says a lot.

  • Libs = Socialists
    February 14, 2020 at 6:03 am

    When the shit hits the fan, these types of fuckheads are going to be the first to fall. We’ll find them holed-up in their basement lairs with Cheetoh-stained fingers watching anime porn. They’ll get a bayonet shoved up their ass and pissed on while we watch him bleed out. Your time is coming.

    • Voice of reason
      February 14, 2020 at 10:51 pm

      Libs = Socialists,
      You sound like a very well adjusted, reasonable person. Forget your meds again? Violence glorifying, hateful keyboard warriors like you are bad for real conservatives. You sound like an angry child, probably haven’t gotten laid in a decade if ever.

  • Civil War Coming Soon
    February 14, 2020 at 2:56 am

    Democrats have ruined

    The NFL
    The Boy Scouts
    The NBA
    Girl Scouts
    Women’s Sports
    and at least 9 states.

    But even more than that, to think that they would care more about Illegals than Americans, that turned the minds of many in this nations and especially those who have lost a loved one by the hands of an illegal.

    • Schmoe
      American Girl
      February 14, 2020 at 10:58 am

      Post of the day.

  • davey
    February 14, 2020 at 2:55 am

    … yes blame every nut job in the universe on Bernie… wow what a slick strategy…..

    • Goliath
      February 14, 2020 at 7:39 am

      Shut the fuck up you Faggot

    • Davey is poor
      February 14, 2020 at 8:22 am

      LOLOLOL. Try harder next life, loser.

  • Giulia
    February 14, 2020 at 12:58 am

    I knew this ass hat reminded me of someone… Seinfeld episode ‘The Airport’. George is at the airport and buys the last copy of Time Magazine. The convict guy that’s being transported by the police gets pissed, he wanted it cuz his mug is on the cover. Yeah, this guy looks just like that guy.

  • When Justice and Vengeance are one
    February 14, 2020 at 12:21 am

    The NH CCCP should catch up with this weasel dicked scrub.
    Committee of Concerned Conservative Parents.
    Imagine the shock on his face when masked people wearing CCCP shirts start knocking his shit into next week, LOL. He will be one conflicted and confused commie.
    Hello, Komerad…Bam, Pow, Stomp, crunchcrunchsnap

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 14, 2020 at 12:19 am

    there is a 100% chance that this slack-jaw cast his lot for Elias Gutman, better known as Bernie Sanders, and deserves to go free because like all D’s and Sociables he has teenage angst.

  • Khalid Sheikh Mohammed
    February 13, 2020 at 11:54 pm

    Jesus H. Christ! WTF am I looking at here? He’s a goddamn disgrace. This is why you cant have sex with your sister, because she’ll end up bearing you this fucking perverted werewolf. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Is embarrassed by this dude’s mugshot. There has to be a halfway house somewhere missing their human sack of shit? You know he’s in a holding cell with his finger up his ass, writing his demands in doodoo feces on the wall.

  • Cheddah
    February 13, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    If I ever run into this guy somewhere and as long as there are no cameras around, I’m tuning this guy up. This guy has an ugly face that’s impossible to forget.

  • Mucko McDermott
    February 13, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    Lay off peeps, this guy studied under me. He excavated Cheeto dust from my navel.

    • Guy who appreciates a good throwback user name
      February 14, 2020 at 9:20 am

      Well done.

  • Tom Blackburn
    February 13, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    I saw some dyke supporting Warren and I punched her in the face until she hit the floor, then told her to Fear The Turtle. MAGA.

  • Sleepy Joe Biden
    February 13, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    Not going to smell this ones hair.

  • Don Lemon
    February 13, 2020 at 9:27 pm


  • Ob Server
    February 13, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    Seems like the communist germ attacks a certain type of person.

  • Hornet Spray
    February 13, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    Me thinks about a can and a half.

    February 13, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    If Trump is such a rapist, instead of bitching about it why don’t we rape him back?

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    February 13, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    Bernie 45 years ago.

  • FuckkkTrump
    February 13, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    Well, FUCK TRUMP! ‍♂️ The kid probably has shitty parents.

    • Frankie Valley
      February 13, 2020 at 9:23 pm

      The only one getting fucked is your mother by her lawn jockey boyfriend you shit bag

  • Jack
    Father Time
    February 13, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    Just another violent, leftist, fascist. This time assaulting a young kid. The vermin looks at least 50. Abbie Hoffman even gave it up at that age!

    • White knuckle
      February 13, 2020 at 9:14 pm

      Well F you too. Trump is president because of skanky bullies like this loser. He needs a good beating knuckle style and some lumber work. Typical loud mouth but actual pussy. Like all Antifa.
      I’m trying to search where this guy lives. I want to go interview him ASAP. If anybody comes up with an address please Post it. I want a good face to face conversation.

  • WeRFucked
    February 13, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    I see mentally ill people. There are a shit-ton of them that’ll be votin’ this up coming election. There’s more of them than us.

    I’m fucking scared we may end up with Patty’s candidate.

  • bucketboii
    February 13, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    yo turtle boy u dont believe in free speech

    • Ayyyden karneyyy
      February 13, 2020 at 8:22 pm

      you lying sack if kokolo shit

  • Giulia
    February 13, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    Nowhere in this blog does it say that this dreg upon society committed suicide by hanging himself by that lice infested dred lock growning out of his head. So… I’m just gonna have to be sad for the rest of the night. 🙁

  • Nathan Phillips
    February 13, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    I bet the 15 year old smirked at him. I would’ve done the same thing.

  • whatevuh
    February 13, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    I want to be around him when Trump wins re-election, not if, I said WHEN he wins re-election . . . this train-wreck’s head is going to explode, it will be glorious !

  • necrobutcher
    February 13, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    Euronymous? Like this dude thinks he’s Varg?? lol

  • Watch Your Back
    February 13, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    Vote like your life depends on it, because it does.

  • Ray Patriarca
    It's approaching play time
    February 13, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    I CAN’T WAIT for the next Civil War to start !
    It will be an absolute pleasure to start curb- stomping these stinky, unwashed, Keds-wearing assholes!
    If I was this kids father, I’d be very, very patient.
    You know the judicial system is going to treat him with kid-gloves.
    You can’t sue him, cuz all you’re gonna get is a PlayStation and a cum-encrusted blanket.
    You wait. Patiently. Very patiently.

  • Cheesemo
    February 13, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    The ugly looking cunt with the glasses is that a girl a transvestite or both

  • Paul Pre
    February 13, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    The only thing about Trump I hate is his support of the Judens
    Everything else
    Deportation gun rights is outstanding

  • Cheesemo
    February 13, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    Somebody should tell this fat ugly turd to clean his wet back spic boyfriends cum out of his beard

  • Lake Flaccid
    February 13, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    Geez; what does one need to do these days to go to prison?

    • Truth
      February 13, 2020 at 7:33 pm

      Support the President.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 13, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    I always say this, you wait, a year, maybe 2 years, until it’s all forgotten, then you make his life a living hell! Jump the prick at night and break his fuckin big nose, smash his fucking car with a bat, etc etc. One must be patient when hunting the Imbecile.

    • Schmoe
      American Girl
      February 14, 2020 at 11:14 am

      “One must be patient when hunting the Imbecile.”
      ROTF, LMAO!!!!!

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    February 13, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    Hi hair looks like he was just receiving electrical shock treatments.

    If so, it didn’t work, more voltage please.

    • capone181
      Lee Ho
      February 13, 2020 at 6:59 pm

      His hair! Sorry

  • IRS Fraud Department
    February 13, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    You have something in common with him- neither of you pay taxes or work a legitimate job.

    • Renfroe
      February 13, 2020 at 7:25 pm

      Your mother doesn’t work a legitimate job either
      Sucking dicks in parked cars for 10 dollars a pop is also tax evasion
      You stupid shit bag

    • WeRFucked
      February 13, 2020 at 8:26 pm

      Fuck Face… TBS gets 1099’s on all this income. He ain’t fucking over the tax man unless he’s as stupid as you.

  • His Mom
    February 13, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    He needs and old school ass kicking. He is exactly why Bernie isn’t ever going to be President. Even the douchebag Dems know that he is shit. Look how dirty And unkept this guy is. This guy should be out to sleep lije a sick cat because he is never going to do anything positive in his entire life

  • Chimp Smacker
    February 13, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    If this was a Trump supporter attacking someone wearing Bernie Sanders gear it would be all over the national news already. Celebrities would be tweeting all about it, and the 15 year old would already be be invited the View, Good morning america, and Ellen would probably give him a bunch of free shit and a free trip somewhere.

  • Chester the Fupa Molester
    February 13, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Imagine being so triggered by a red hat at a place you knew you’d see one that it makes you hit a child.

    He’s lucky the kid showed restraint and didn’t kick his pussy ass.

  • Jewmerica
    February 13, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    All Jewish communist countries are the same.

  • Pindanus
    February 13, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    Can’t believe this guy is 34 he’s got a lot of the DAvy Berkowitz going on

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