A naked man who climbed to the top of a sign for the 5th Alarm strip club on Worthington Street taunted police for several moments Tuesday afternoon. When he finally climbed down, police tackled him and took him into custody. Police spokesman Ryan Walsh said the man was not arrested, but was taken to the hospital for a psychological examination. His name was not released to the public. Video of at least portions of the incident were recorded and posted on Facebook.
Well, that’s one way to put in a job application I suppose. Not gonna lie, the dismount was better than Gabby Douglas, and I’m willing to bet his moves are just as good as any one of Holyoke’s finest working the day shift inside.
But me thinks the ol’ custard hose probably wouldn’t go over well with the regular customers. Either way, he’s now been arrested which is a pre-requisite to working at any Springfield strip club in the first place.
It’s also not his first time auditioning either. Here he is last week working the pole over on Hillman Street.
I mean, you gotta give it to him – homeboy got rhythm.
But again, the rumpleforeskin is gonna be a problem for him in this line of work.
I’m told his name is Jose, although that’s probably a hate crime for misgendering him, but it’s clearly a dude so get fucked if you don’t like it. He’s obviously got some mental issues, but by all means, let’s let him in our locker room. What could possibly go wrong?
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24 Comment(s)
That’s my sister and she is going to break all the dancing records
Obviously a Bernie Supporter who got over excited at Bern moving up a 1/2 percent in the over 85 years old poll
14,000 pit bulls in town, and not one around when you need one.
Congrats Jose! You got the job! YOU GOT THE JOB!
The Springfield police will ship him up to Boston where he can ride the MBTA where pole dancing is an art not a crime according to Rachael Rollins.
I’m beginning to re-think my belief that police are overpaid.
He has talent
Mandatory sterilization and a 6 month sentence to work in the spice mines of Kessel. No return ticket.
Another candidate for Drag Queen Story Hour! Ze is drop dead gorgeous! I could not imagine a more beautiful and qualified Trans to read to school children.
get him on meds. man i’d love to hate but gotta call a spade a spade he could be a good gymnast.
i’d pay to see him crush that child abusing sex pervert from lawrence in a leg lock.
yep, the MGM casino sure solved a lot of the problems out there in Sprogfield, you wouldn’t get me near that city on a bet!
Open season on freakshows. Bring you own AR-15. Hit the dick-win a prize!
Dude Looks Like A Lady….
And we’re supposed to let this man in the ladies room now. Fucking great.
Even Jay Z wont sign Kapernick. Dat be racism right dawg.
Probably could’ve had the coveted Friday night shift at the old Tom Caruso’s Celebrity Lounge in Everett.
That was in Chelsea John
A quality establishment like no other
He probably lost a bet.
Chelsea ! yes.
I liked the place, even if the talent was a real mixed bag. There was one dancer, tough looking but not too bad, she used to throw her legs behind her head, light a match and put it out by queefing.
Limerick of the day……
This lunatic tranny, José
Is clearly incredibly gay
He whips out his meat
And performs on the street
Now they’re locking the fucker away!
Dick Scratcher, aged in oak barrels.
Jose seems to have had some major wardrobe malfunctions And I thought the boogie down Brock was wild!
“She’s” got kind of a Phil Lynott thing going on….the boys are indeed back downtown.
So glad they closed the mental hospitals so they could all roam free
This is what we want all og America to look like and sound like. Notice the pernicious use of the so called hateful N word in the video by one N to another N.