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Brockton Skankbeast Got Arrested 3 Times In 10 Days, Including A $40 Knobjob Proposal To An Undercover Cop, And She’s Posting Bubble Bath Pics While Still Being Investigated For A Murder

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I’ve been blogging for Turtleboy for over two years now (where does the time go?) and I can honestly say that the most vile and ratchet person I’ve ever blogged about is this this Brockton Skankbeast:

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Most turtle riders immediately recognize Brockton’s Mary Louise Hill. If not you need to catch up a little before we continue with this blog. Here’s a quick rundown of her Turtleboy resume:

  • She was getting railed by her drug dealer when her boyfriend walked in on her, she screamed “rape,” and her junkie boyfriend instinctively bashed the guy’s brains in until he was dead. This was a Law and Order SVU episode shortly thereafter. She actually predicted this exact scenario would play out a month beforehand.

  • She is a well known prostitute, known for banging drug dealers for free drugs. On the night of the murder she told the cops that the guy was making sexual advances on her, so she texted her boyfriend who called the cops. However, despite the fact that she made a big thing of this she told the cops she was fine because she didn’t want to get picked up on warrants. Had she done so her boyfriend would be free and the other guy would be alive.
  • She doesn’t have custody of her kids, who clearly are not well-adjusted.

  • At her boyfriend’s arraignment she showed up all fucked up on Zanny bars, made it all about her, and ended up going to jail that day too because she had a shitload of warrants out.

  • This is pretty standard, as she almost ALWAYS has warrants out for her, and jail has become a pretty regularly occurring part of her life.

  • After getting out of jail again in December she took to Facebook to vow revenge on frail ass ho’s, and wisely took pictures of herself doing bong rips, which likely violated probation. Then she found out a chick she beat up in jail is pressing charges against her.

  • Then finally in April she re-emerged, and this time she had a new junkie boyfriend, who she posed with showing her trackmarks, while pretending to be loyal to the guy who is sitting in jail because she lied about being raped. Oh, and she’s collecting food stamps of course.

 

 

 

So I think we’re all caught up at this point. Except that time this summer when some John took her to the beach and ditched her.

Most recently she’s fooling around with the cat filter, and providing spank bank material for some of Brockton’s finest porridge pounders.

Oh, and here she is all cracked out in a bubble bath.

That’s normal.

Well, in the least surprising news ever, the Brockton Skankbeast is back in the news again:

A city woman at the center of a murder investigation was arrested Wednesday afternoon for the third time in 10 days. Mary Louis Hill, 28, was arrested near Prospect and Cross streets, about 12:20 p.m., on a charge of sexual conduct for a fee. It was her third arrest since Nov. 5, two of the arrests being for solely on warrants. She was also booked on a warrant during Wednesday’s arrest. Police say Hill propositioned an undercover detective on Spring Street near Hereford Street and got into his unmarked vehicle.

Hill was also arrested on Nov. 5 and Nov. 11 on warrants. Prior to that, she was arrested on Oct. 16 on a warrant, Oct. 3 on a charge of breaking and entering, July 15 on a warrant and May 5 on a shoplifting charge.

Three arrests in ten days? She’s slowing down I see.

What’s her going rate for a ride on the Brockton express these days anyway?

“She then negotiated a sexual act for $40,” said police spokesman Darren Duarte.

Does she take food stamps? I’m honestly surprised she can charge that much to go spelunking in her chlamydia cavern. Then again, she does accept heroin in lieu of cash, which I assume is her preferred method of payment.

Anyway, back to jail with you Skankbeast! I’m sure we’ll see you again in the not so distant future.

13 Comment(s)
  • P. Floyd
    November 25, 2018 at 11:17 pm

    Two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year….

    Very sad.

  • John from Abington
    November 20, 2018 at 8:39 pm

    What a waste of a huge set of tits on a non fat chick.

    • Brocktonian
      November 23, 2018 at 9:15 pm

      She used to be fat as fuck before the drugs… can’t believe I knew her at time before all that. Moral of the story, if you want to lose weight do drugs

  • whatevuh
    November 20, 2018 at 6:53 pm

    Maybe I misunderstood, but people actually pay money to play HIV Russian Roulette with that? How could you be so desperate? I’m very attached to my dick, she can’t have it . . . .

  • STD Tuesdays
    November 20, 2018 at 6:11 pm

    jeezus I need a penicillin shot just looking at her picture

  • Jason McIsaac
    November 20, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    Come on people, Mary has a stellar 8 finger 2 thumb mouth massage specialty that I just wake up every morning dying for. She will get that sucker pulsating and all purplely throbbin until you just explode in all Mount Saint Helena glory. By FAR the best hummer in Brockton!!! By far, no question. Of course you never go bareback with her but she will edge you too bareback. That’s pretty cool. One day IO got Multiple Shots on Goal, 3 for a solid $100 and that included GFG and a Russian Tit Wank. Oh Mary, I hope you are not off the street for too too long, I would have to start seeing Alberta Faginia down on Warren Ave. That’s ok, but I got really bad crabs the last time I paid to hit that. Good luck honey.

  • hank
    November 20, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    Is there a limit on how many times you can be arrested and still get welfare?

    • Big Lou
      November 20, 2018 at 8:16 pm

      Is prison technically welfare?

  • Ron Chee
    November 20, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    I weep for the future

  • Billy Shakes
    November 20, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    Thy breasts are like the hosiery worn by the sporting set; hung high on a stout mantle and elongated
    From excessive wear and want of laundering.
    The twain giving hold to a modicum of lumpen suet;
    Enough to suggest the shape of river stones, and no more.

  • Clitty Litter
    November 20, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    I’ll think of these skid marks when I look at my tax withholdings this week.
    Can’t believe I have to finance this shit.

  • The Vorlon
    November 20, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    Could we take up a collection to have someone tattoo “No Narcan” on her forehead?

  • Human Garbage
    November 20, 2018 at 2:15 pm

    I wish she and her boyfriend would hang around railroad tracks. Douchbags!

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